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Unknown_Sniper 05-08-2003 06:04 PM

he disrespected us. We gave him his own taste of medicine. Then he got addicted to cough syrup. He started chugging bottles of it during class. The nhe moved to boston after quiting our school. his reason " Not enough women around here" We all thought he was gay. truth be told. there are NO women around this town over the age of 21 who are single

Old Reliable 05-08-2003 06:06 PM

yeah, but notice how I said quality teachers. he obvoiusly didnt seem like one, its just that there is a lot of disrespect in schools. i'm lucky and thankful to say that my high school is a national exemplary school biggrin:

Tripper 05-08-2003 07:31 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":3a54a][quote="Sgt Stryker":3a54a][quote="CaP bUsTa":3a54a][quote="Garry Coleman":3a54a] I wonder if she still is a teacher.... Teachers have it rough these days-especially substitutes.[/quote:3a54a]
Soooo true. It takes nerves to be a substitute. Nerves or lack of money and stupidity.[/quote:3a54a]

I was a chem TA in my senior year and when we had a sub I threatened to beat with a yardstick anyone who acted like a moron. Considering that I am a fencing master and "killed" a couple classmates in friendly yardstick fencing, everyone was civil to the subs biggrin:[/quote:3a54a]

btw where did you learn to fence? i'd like to pick it up..my grandpa was captain of the univ of illinois fencing team and I have a few foils in my house[/quote:3a54a]

I have a few "foils" in my house too. happy:

[quote=Sclass12]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Blitz v1.1":3a54a
ive never made a teacher cry but numerous times i outsmarted and outwitted them

lol, i do that almost everyday to my teachers. Im a real smartass at school and I can always outsmart the teachers[/quote:3a54a]

You're A Cool Dude. hake:

Old Reliable 05-08-2003 07:38 PM

yeah man but my foils are extremely ancient

Tripper 05-08-2003 07:40 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":a33b8]yeah man but my foils are extremely ancient[/quote:a33b8]


My foils will make you feel ancient. biggrin:

Old Reliable 05-08-2003 07:42 PM

oOo: [img]http://www.extremely-sharp.com/es/images/10047a.jpg[/img]

Tripper 05-08-2003 07:43 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":b6184]oOo: [img]http://www.extremely-sharp.com/es/images/10047a.jpg[/img][/quote:b6184]

You got ripped-off. oOo:

How the fuck do you smoke that....?

Old Reliable 05-08-2003 07:45 PM

i dont even know what you are talking about

Arkan 05-08-2003 07:50 PM

No, i never made a teacher cry but i did kiss one on the cheek to curb her dissatisfaction with me. You see, she caught me walking out of her class and leaving with a girl before it started and i never came back. The next day, she was mad at me and questioned me about it before class started. I said sorry and kissed her on the cheek and said "C'mon, you can't be mad at me!" She just smiled and asked me to find my seat. She was a very nice woman.

Vance 05-08-2003 07:51 PM

How old was she?

White Rabbit 05-08-2003 08:02 PM

id says about 77

Vance 05-08-2003 08:03 PM

lol

Ferich 05-08-2003 08:03 PM

Yeah, I saw her on MILF Hunter. She was pure hotness.

Arkan 05-08-2003 08:25 PM

[quote="White Rabbit":cb6da]id says about 77[/quote:cb6da]

OMG, how'd you know?? You were there wern't you !!


smartass

Vance 05-08-2003 08:28 PM

No, really, how old was she

Harlen Maguire 05-09-2003 05:59 AM

I've got a story or two regarding substitutes...

We were in Media Studies with a substitute, and the local computer nerd showed everyone how to make the computers speak...

So the sub would be talking to us, then one of the computers would say "PENIS!, PENIS!, ASS! VAGINA!", and the sub would be glancing around the room...

Then the whole room just errupted with "PENIS ASS VAGINA VAGINA!" It was like a symphony... bloody fantastic...

Kids got in shit for that.

gtboys34 05-09-2003 07:28 AM

lol at that story above but once my friend got to fighting with a teacher back in 4th grade (welcome to the ghetto)

White Rabbit 05-11-2003 10:27 AM

[quote="Harlen Maguire":ccea7]I've got a story or two regarding substitutes...

We were in Media Studies with a substitute, and the local computer nerd showed everyone how to make the computers speak...

So the sub would be talking to us, then one of the computers would say "PENIS!, PENIS!, ASS! VAGINA!", and the sub would be glancing around the room...

Then the whole room just errupted with "PENIS ASS VAGINA VAGINA!" It was like a symphony... bloody fantastic...

Kids got in shit for that.[/quote:ccea7]

lol happy:


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