...that sounds like bullshit to me....Boba Fett doesn't just give stuff away. hake:

I got pulled over by a highway patrol. I offered sex but the officer kindly refused.

i think you guys are being less than truthful now. rayguns...offering sex to cops, i find it a bit hake: , oOo: and eek: nonetheless im still cry: and i feel like doing this fire2:

ya. ed:

One day I was driving down the road in my fucking Hummer, and there was this tank on the middle of the road, and it started firing at me, so I jumped out, and whipped out my gold-plated dual .45's and I kicked its ass. No ticket for me.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! ill be using that line in the near future i can see.

Anyways ive gotten 1 ticket and didnt get out of it, 15 mph over the limit, damn you 240sx!! it was 11:30 at night and i was on my way home from work, the cop didnt have to be a douche and give me a ticket seeing as in it was my first offence and i was working late and no one was on the road, what a cock smoking twat. I had to do defensive driving school and 40 hrs of community service at the hospital, but i got to see a guy with a severed left arm which was cool.

[quote="Capt. John Miller":6b29a]but i got to see a guy with a severed left arm which was cool.[/quote:6b29a]

.....LOL.

It was trippah, because this jackass tried breaking into his brothers house by punching through his sliding glass door, well the door owned his ass (should i say his arm). They let me and this other kid go in and see and his arm was being held on by a piece of skin and his thumb was pretty much cut off to. I never heard a grown man cry that loud before in my life. The kid with me was liek "fuck this im bailing" he got grossed out and i didnt wanna be in there by myself with no one else my age in there. so i bounced to. biggrin:

I would of written you a ticket myself. I sit in a small subdivison looking for people like you. The most I caught (before they realized I sat there) was 5 in one night. Sad thing was that one of them was the same person I stopped a week before that. Same vilolation, but different location. She has 3 moving violations so far with in the past month and a half. 2 from me alone! Your even lucky to have a license. 11 tickets? You should be walking more.......... But if you want to try it, you can take it to court. 75% of the time, we dont like showing up on our days off to see you in court. Try it, or tell the Cop you knew what you did, and be honest. You'll be surprised at how often we give breaks.

[quote="Punk_Bitch":16e53]I would of written you a ticket myself. I sit in a small subdivison looking for people like you. The most I caught (before they realized I sat there) was 5 in one night. Sad thing was that one of them was the same person I stopped a week before that. Same vilolation, but different location. She has 3 moving violations so far with in the past month and a half. 2 from me alone! Your even lucky to have a license. 11 tickets? You should be walking more.......... But if you want to try it, you can take it to court. 75% of the time, we dont like showing up on our days off to see you in court. Try it, or tell the Cop you knew what you did, and be honest. You'll be surprised at how often we give breaks.[/quote:16e53]

You'll be surprised at how often we give breaks

i always know what i did, and i always say "im sorry officer, it is very early in the morning, and im running late for my class, i have my final exam today in it, im a bit stressed."

it doesnt matter, i never get a break....i was also exagerating about 11 i think its more like 7 or 8....this last citation was my first in about 2 yrs and 3 months. honestly, it was 6:45 am...he could have given me a break sheesh.

[quote=".sh1fty.":d4409]only ticket i ever got was when a camera caught me run a redlight, they sent a picture of my tag from the cam

so i have to pay a $50.00 fee, so I whip out the five, lie it on the table, snap a pic, print it, and send it back

never heard from them again.[/quote:d4409]
[url:d4409]http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/handcuff.asp[/url:d4409]

Just got out of another ticket. I got pulled over for speeding and got a warning. It was kind of bs that he pulled me. I was doing 41 in a 30 mph zone. He had my tag run and knew my name before he ever got to the window of my truck.

pest that is such BS....you were going 11 mph over the limit and he let you go? why? and HOW....christ i got a ticket in '99 for going 38 in a 35...i hate you fuckers that get warnings ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cry: