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Unknown_Sniper 07-12-2003 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sclass12
if you spoke english, i would understand

THat is english. When your balls drop you might learn what things mean. Feels weird saying that knowing what you look like.

White Rabbit 07-12-2003 10:19 PM

Re: who here has had sex before?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
hmm... which one you of was in that pic with that girl? Rabbit? if i could get laid 10 years ago it must be the easy as hell to do now ... girls are much sluttier these days ...

twas me in that pic, yea does rape count as sex
[img]http://www.new-traffic.com/ezcompany/57688230.jpg[/img]
she had it coming

07-12-2003 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 6489JAMES6489
wtf, 2 minutes ago the first post didnt show up.

that happens to me alot very annoying

but its funny how popular this thread is just cuz it has do with sex

07-12-2003 10:27 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":29175]cry: no. I had a good chance with one of my girlfriends but we broke up the n2 weeks later she banged some kid Ive known for going on 4 years. Kinda hurt. Anyways furthest ive gone was a bj for my and some fingers for a girl cool:[/quote:29175]
That is NOT english

Unknown_Sniper 07-12-2003 10:32 PM

[quote=Sclass12]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":e22cb
cry: no. I had a good chance with one of my girlfriends but we broke up the n2 weeks later she banged some kid Ive known for going on 4 years. Kinda hurt. Anyways furthest ive gone was a bj for my and some fingers for a girl cool:

That is NOT english[/quote:e22cb] THen what the fuck is it. It sure as hell aint chinese. It look likes endlish. Has english words. Even english slang. Holy fuck batman Id saw its english. Id also say you are a DUMBASS!!!

Pyro 07-12-2003 11:19 PM

Re: who here has had sex before?
 
[quote="White Rabbit":c64f7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
hmm... which one you of was in that pic with that girl? Rabbit? if i could get laid 10 years ago it must be the easy as hell to do now ... girls are much sluttier these days ...

twas me in that pic, yea does rape count as sex
[img]http://www.new-traffic.com/ezcompany/57688230.jpg[/img]
she had it coming[/quote:c64f7]

you look EXACTLY like a guy I look with

mikecs18 07-12-2003 11:37 PM

I've felt a boob before... redheads always have nice perk racks happy:

but we werent dating... and no I've never screwed before

Judas 07-13-2003 12:25 AM

Re: who here has had sex before?
 
[quote="White Rabbit":dfe7d]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
hmm... which one you of was in that pic with that girl? Rabbit? if i could get laid 10 years ago it must be the easy as hell to do now ... girls are much sluttier these days ...

twas me in that pic, yea does rape count as sex
[img]http://www.new-traffic.com/ezcompany/57688230.jpg[/img]
she had it coming[/quote:dfe7d]

yeah shes pretty hot ... dont you look just a like ? wtf? SIMO GET OFF THE COMPTUER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07-13-2003 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikecs18
I've felt a boob before


you know i would lafe at you for that but i am not even that lucky

White Rabbit 07-13-2003 01:35 AM

Re: who here has had sex before?
 
[quote=Pyro]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "White Rabbit":acacb
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
hmm... which one you of was in that pic with that girl? Rabbit? if i could get laid 10 years ago it must be the easy as hell to do now ... girls are much sluttier these days ...

twas me in that pic, yea does rape count as sex
[img]http://www.new-traffic.com/ezcompany/57688230.jpg[/img]
she had it coming

you look EXACTLY like a guy I look with[/quote:acacb]

KEWL d00d bigzooka: angel: fire1: swordfight: swordfight: M16: swordfight: swordfight: swordfight:

SoLiDUS 07-13-2003 01:37 AM

You think you're lame because you have yet to lose your german accent ?
Fear not, as none of you can beat a 22 year old virgo with a bad-ass case
of avoidant personality disorder. Yes, 'tis true, me ladies...

hake:

07-13-2003 01:49 AM

the girls you people know of are crappy, that's why you complain about them talking non-stop. go out with real women, not some bitch ass, bad gansta-girl wanabee, cause i know that's who you guys are talking about.

White Rabbit 07-13-2003 01:51 AM

ok asian prince

MrLevinstein 07-13-2003 07:49 AM

WR are you and SIMO brother? I think I've heard him say that before.

Wilko 07-13-2003 08:32 AM

I've had...3, i think...opportunities to have sex (ie: The girls in question were willing and quite able), however, i didn't go through with it, because it wasn't right. I want to lose my virginity to a girl i'm in love with. Call me old-fashioned.
There have been assorted incidents of Lesser sexual activity with a couple of ladies...but a Gentleman doesn't discus such things, you know... biggrin:

Milla 07-13-2003 10:07 AM

Re: who here has had sex before?
 
[quote="White Rabbit":13c8a]twas me in that pic, yea does rape count as sex
[img]http://www.new-traffic.com/ezcompany/57688230.jpg[/img]
she had it coming[/quote:13c8a]

Is she constipated? her face is beat red.

White Rabbit 07-13-2003 11:42 AM

mostly likely drunk

Unknown_Sniper 07-13-2003 12:13 PM

[quote="White Rabbit":958c3]mostly likely drunk[/quote:958c3] I was gonna say that. either dunk or sunburned

Simo Häyhä 07-13-2003 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
WR are you and SIMO brother? I think I've heard him say that before.

yup, twins evil:

Unknown_Sniper 07-13-2003 12:22 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":15b08]
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
WR are you and SIMO brother? I think I've heard him say that before.

yup, twins evil:[/quote:15b08] Whos the pimp twin whos the wanna be?

Blitz-krieg 07-13-2003 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Germ
the girls you people know of are crappy, that's why you complain about them talking non-stop. go out with real women, not some bitch ass, bad gansta-girl wanabee, cause i know that's who you guys are talking about.

That is true, but explain to us wat's "Real Women"

Tripper 07-13-2003 03:59 PM

Re: who here has had sex before?
 
[quote="Capt. John Miller":ad3ac][quote="White Rabbit":ad3ac]twas me in that pic, yea does rape count as sex
[img]http://www.new-traffic.com/ezcompany/57688230.jpg[/img]
she had it coming[/quote:ad3ac]

Is she constipated? her face is beat red.[/quote:ad3ac]

He probably just gave her a 'Red Dragon.'
She looks like she'd enjoy a big dick slapping her round the face. biggrin:

Coleman 07-13-2003 04:33 PM

well, if this question is asking if I ever had sex with the horse....it's a negative.

mr.miyagi 07-13-2003 05:10 PM

Yea I've had sexual relations before, was worried when it was goin to happen but really, there is ZERO POINT in wondering when or even IF.

I lost it not long ago, sex0r is goodz0r but after instead of jus slappin ur dick on her neck tis nice to huggle n ydiss, er I mean kiss

I'M AN ANIMAL, ROUGH IS GOOD!! FEEL MY WRATH AND EAT MY.....shit lost my boner....ah well

Arkan 07-14-2003 12:40 AM

Well, i lost count. I'm somewhere in the 30's. I can't remember them all but oh well.
If i were to give advise to some youger guys, it would be this: Forget about waiting for "Miss USA" ....go get her girlfriend. Just remember, when your friends are laughing at you for taking down that "non 10", you'll be sticking it to her while they're jerking it. Who's the ass then??

Put a bag on and have fun !!

Ydiss 07-14-2003 08:11 AM

I'd have to agree somewhat with Arkan. DOn't bother trying to wait for the right girl, or one that resides mostly in your dreams or on those secret porn magazines you got stashed under yer matress.

Just find a girl you like and pork her.

It gets you in good practice for when you actually do meet that hot girl who suddenly wants to get into your lunchbox.

And use protection, of course biggrin:

All of the above counts unless you're a pretty boy and can get any girl you like.

ED 07-14-2003 09:57 AM

Sex gets old. Fast.


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