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Rannoch 09-12-2003 09:34 PM
Cuz he's Blitz's brother (sister?)


How many gallons of semen does a whale put out?

Snuff 09-12-2003 10:03 PM
How many gallons of semen does a whale put out?[/quote]

Ask my ole lady, she would know.


Is Elton John gay?

Bucknub 09-12-2003 10:04 PM
he was ghey last night with me happy:

does this make me pen0r look big?

Snuff 09-12-2003 10:20 PM
in a snipers scope probably

Whats more important, having your pinky toe or having a big mole on your member?

Pyro 09-13-2003 01:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hogman74
in a snipers scope probably

Whats more important, having your pinky toe or having a big mole on your member?
I have become comfortably numb.

why is pikachu the coolest pokemon ever?

Eight Ace 09-13-2003 04:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
I have become comfortably numb.

why is pikachu the coolest pokemon ever?
...without doubt.

Is my anus still smelling as freash as a daisy?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-13-2003 04:58 AM
Not after what were gonna do oOo:

Why does Buckweed not want to be my bf..... oOo: oOo: oOo:

Bean 2 09-13-2003 07:58 AM
Cause u have a hairy ass.

Why do monkeys look funny?

09-13-2003 09:12 AM
Caz they look like you.

Why are we asking stupid questions?

Pyro 09-13-2003 11:34 AM
because stupidity is all us aa.comers got these days...

Can pigs fly?

Bean 2 09-13-2003 11:52 AM
after they smoke a j.

Why do baboons have red asses?

Tripper 09-13-2003 05:19 PM
[quote="Bean 2":aef49]after they smoke a j.

Why do baboons have red asses?[/quote:aef49]

Because they have buttseckz too much.

How do you cure a hangover?

Bucknub 09-13-2003 05:57 PM
By Drinking lots of water or takinga cold shower


my fart smells like shit, can you smell them too?

newt. 09-13-2003 05:58 PM
drink more.

Bean 2 09-14-2003 10:28 AM
why cant newt follow simple directions and why does he have to ruin the game?

Pyro 09-14-2003 11:14 AM
[quote="Bean 2":c70e5]why cant newt follow simple directions and why does he have to ruin the game?[/quote:c70e5]

he was too busy givin Gerard head...

Why is Pyro the coolest forum guy ever?

Bean 2 09-14-2003 11:21 AM
Because he followed in beans footsteps.

Why are teachers idiots.

Rannoch 09-14-2003 12:46 PM
Cuz they make your brain do something

Is God a hot black woman?

Short Hand 09-14-2003 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rannoch
Cuz they make your brain do something

Is God a hot black woman?
no God is a tall polish blond with blue eyes.

Why is Tupac still dead ?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-14-2003 01:15 PM
Cause he got shot.... ed:

Does anyone hear like me oOo:

Tripper 09-14-2003 01:25 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e6d12]Cause he got shot.... ed:

Does anyone hear like me oOo:[/quote:e6d12]

Not me.

What if teh sun moves round teh moon?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-14-2003 01:47 PM
Then ill make a noise like "vroooooom vrooooom"

Why is hayward so stupid

Zoner 09-15-2003 06:39 AM
He's following in your footsteps.

Why is it 27-fucking-degrees Celsius here on Sept 15th??

Rannoch 09-15-2003 10:49 AM
Whats a Celsius? Is that like calcium?

Why are old movies "classics", when they suck?

Pyro 09-15-2003 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rannoch
Whats a Celsius? Is that like calcium?

Why are old movies "classics", when they suck?
porn is always a classic to me.

Breakthrough is the greatest game ever, don't you agree?

Rannoch 09-15-2003 01:15 PM
Only if you've never played anything else


What will aliens look like?

Tystnad 09-15-2003 01:27 PM
Something like Bush, trying to infiltrate a superstate and destroy it from the inside. oOo:

Why do people keep asking stupid questions?

Pyro 09-15-2003 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tystnad
Something like Bush, trying to infiltrate a superstate and destroy it from the inside. oOo:

Why do people keep asking stupid questions?
because gerard says he will give us head if we do

Why does Gerard like giving head so much?

Proteus 09-15-2003 02:03 PM
You must have gotten him into it.

What will happen if I pulled down my pants and ran into the middle of an intersection, in Wyoming, wearing nothing on my ass accept for used condoms that are stuck there, and nothing as a shirt accept for the potatoe sack that was given to me from my grandfather who invented potatoes and only invented them so the Irish could have something to sober up on in the morning...and afternoon, and at night, and in between their lunch breaks...and on my head being a visor with a jewish cap attached to it?

geRV 09-15-2003 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Polizei
who invented potatoes and only invented them so the Irish could have something to sober up on in the morning...and afternoon, and at night, and in between their lunch breaks...and on my head being a visor with a jewish cap attached to it?

oOo:

Tripper 09-15-2003 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerard
Quote:
Originally Posted by Polizei
who invented potatoes and only invented them so the Irish could have something to sober up on in the morning...and afternoon, and at night, and in between their lunch breaks...and on my head being a visor with a jewish cap attached to it?

oOo:
WINNAR!

Eight Ace 09-15-2003 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Polizei
You must have gotten him into it.

What will happen if I pulled down my pants and ran into the middle of an intersection, in Wyoming, wearing nothing on my ass accept for used condoms that are stuck there, and nothing as a shirt accept for the potatoe sack that was given to me from my grandfather who invented potatoes and only invented them so the Irish could have something to sober up on in the morning...and afternoon, and at night, and in between their lunch breaks...and on my head being a visor with a jewish cap attached to it?
...hopefully, you'd be mown down by traffic.


Does my arse look big in these Latex leisure slacks?

Proteus 09-15-2003 03:50 PM
It looks tiny with my pen0r in it.

For whom does the bell toll?

Pyro 09-15-2003 07:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Polizei
It looks tiny with my pen0r in it.

For whom does the bell toll?
the toll on the highway is like 7 cents.

Why is there old guy dick in the girly thread?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-15-2003 07:27 PM
Cause buckeh requested it

Why am i such a moron?

09-15-2003 07:31 PM
Caz your mother was a whore and dad was an ape!

What is the meaning of life?

Rannoch 09-15-2003 07:37 PM
getting a lot of sex0rs


What does burning armpit hair smell like?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-15-2003 07:44 PM
this guy oOo:

What does Daggan mean?

geRV 09-15-2003 07:53 PM
Better question, who the fuck cares?

Next question, how many times was blitz bounced on his head intentionally as a child.


oOo:

09-15-2003 07:54 PM
Who the fuck cares.

Who the fuck cares?


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