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Originally Posted by Tripper

GG Pest, you stupid fucking wanker.

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Originally Posted by Tripper

I was simply proving a point.

Like shooting fish in a barrel, fish in a barrel I tell ya.

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Originally Posted by pest

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Originally Posted by Tripper

GG Pest, you stupid fucking wanker.

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Originally Posted by Tripper

I was simply proving a point.

Like shooting fish in a barrel, fish in a barrel I tell ya.

I'm sorry? I missed what you're attempting to point out there....

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="Tripper"]You guys are so fucking self-centered, it's disgusting.

The point I was ACTUALLY trying to prove was that jokes about other nations are fucking stupid.

The reactions I got fucking proved that point, ten-fold.

I find it fucking amusing how all the Americans have a great laugh at the expense of the French, "Haha, yay, French soldiers weren't brave at all they were pussies, haha, yeah they died for no reason! Haha" and then go fucking psychoatic when I post a joke at the expense of Americans, which isn't even near as bad as that disgusting French joke.

GG J Bird, and GG Pest, you stupid fucking wanker.[/qote]

Acually thats not true we Americans agreed with that joke (if it was a joke).

[quote:37f08]Originally posted by Pvt.Pinhead[i]
I said "C" on all those, did I pass?

No, honestly if I took the test Id have to go with,
1. [C]
2. [b]
3. [C]
4. [C] (I really would go somewere to get it checked out, coukd happen I get unlucky...)
5. [C] (minus the hot dogs and steak, only 1 panckake, and a Vanilla Coke rather Diet Rootbeer.)
6. [B]
7. [C] (My dad bought me a M1 Garand, not authentic, but so I could go hunting, he gets me rounds whenever I ask.)
8. [C] (It'd be funny!)
9. [A]
10. [C] (As long as I dont get busted...)

7 "C"'s and 2"B"'s and 1 "A"

After all I am American.[/quote:37f08]

[quote:37f08]Originally posted by Beef Bucks
hmmm i chose all C's
sweet[/quote:37f08]

[quote:37f08]Originally posted by JBird
thats common knowledge by now tripper, we know that we are arrogant, overbearing, war mongering assholes. rock: [/quote:37f08]

[quote:37f08]Originally posted by {TRC}ZenMaster
Some of that stuff is really funny guys! Dont get upset.

I love the Eifel Tower Pic , And the Breakfast joke from Tripper.

They are only jokes fellas , take it easy. Its not like you were accused of pimping your wife as a prostitute. ( Tripper )[/quote:37f08]

The only guys that are American and cant take the joke were Sgt Stryker.

lol am i the only guy here that dosent cause flame wars over nation jokes?

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Originally Posted by Tripper

TEST WHETHER YOU ARE AN AMERICAN OR NOT:

Questionnaire:
1. You decide that your relationship with your partner is over. How do you break the news that you are leaving?
(a) Leave a tearful note on the table and slip away quietly.
(b) Calmly discuss the reasons for your decision with your partner.
(c) Attack them with a chair in front of a rabble of cheering pumped-up inbreeds on national television.

2. You and your mates decide to have a game of football in the park. What do you need to bring?
(a) A ball.
(b) A ball and 2 coats.
(c) A ball, 50 crash helmets, 4 tons of body armour, 20 cheerleaders, a marching sousaphone band with a grand piano on a trolley, and a team of orthopaedic surgeons specialising in spinal injuries.

3. You are driving along a country road when you accidentally run over a rabbit. What do you do?
(a) Stop and see how badly injured it is, taking it to a vet if it is still alive.
(b) Carry on driving, but hope it is still alive, or if not, that it died quickly.
(c) Strap it across the bonnet of your car and drive home hollering, whooping and throwing empty Budweiser cans out of the window.

4. You wake up in the morning with a stiff neck after sleeping in an awkward position. What do you do?
(a) Ignore it. It will probably loosen up as the day progresses.
(b) Take a couple of aspirins and get on with things.
(c) Take yourself to a prostitute-addicted TV evangelist faith healer in an ill-fitting wig, who will lay his hands on your head, whilst screaming about the devil in front of an audience of gibbering inbreds.

5. What do you have for breakfast?
(a) A bowl of Cornflakes, slice of toast and a mug of tea.
(b) Glass of orange juice, croissant and a cup of coffee.
(c) A bag of donuts with ice cream, a 32 ounce steak with six eggs sunny side-up, fifteen pancakes with maple syrup, ten waffles, five corn dogs and a diet root beer.

6. You and your partner decide to take the plunge and get married. What sort of ceremony do you have?
(a) A quiet party with a few friends in a registry office.
(b) A church service followed by a traditional reception at a hotel.
(c) A minute long mockery at a 24 hour drive-through chapel in Las Vegas, presided over by a transvestite vicar dressed as Elvis.

7. Your 14-year-old son is going through a difficult phase, becoming disruptive at school and reclusive at home. What do you do?
(a) Don't worry. Its just a phase and will pass.
(b) Encourage him to get out more, get involved in team sports or join a youth club.
(c) Take him to an armoury and buy him an arsenal of semi-automatic weapons and enough ammunition to slaughter a small town.

8. You fancy a night in watching something funny on TV. What kind of comedy do you choose?
(a) A sitcom like Fawlty Towers or Father Ted.
(b) A sketch show like the Two Ronnies or the Fast show.
(c) A thinly disguised morality play set in a massive lounge where the audience whoops for ten minutes every time an overpaid actor with a superglued grin on his face makes an entrance to deliver a lightweight wisecrack.

9. Whilst getting ready for bed, you stub your toe on your wife's dressing table. What do you do?
(a) Shout and swear a bit, after all, it did hurt.
(b) Make a mental note to move the table so it doesn't happen again.
(c) Immediately call a hotshot lawyer with an uptown reputation, and sue your wife's ass.

10. You are responsible for the USA's presidential electoral process. Do you:
(a) Count all votes and declare a winner.
(b) Count all votes and declare a winner.
(c) Let the press declare who's won before the votes are counted; then count only the votes which have been handed in by a deadline whilst not checking if Bud, the hillbilly sheriff of nowheres-ville, has left several thousand votes in the trunk of his Chevy 'by mistake', then force a recount of only some of the votes within just one state and allow only 12 seconds for the recount to take place; then be amazed that the recount hasn't finished by the deadline and increase the deadline by another 3.2 seconds; then ignore all votes and let 4 judges decide the result, making sure the judges all support the same candidate; then ponce around the world telling other countries how to run their own elections.

Answers...
If you answered:
mostly (a)'s & (b)'s then you are a normal well-balanced individual.

mostly (c)'s then do the world a favour and shoot yourself with the anti-tank weapon you carry in the glove-box of your pick-up truck.

1)b
2)C biggrin:
3)a (depends)
4)a
5)c (yummy)
6)b
7)a
8)a (wtf is fawlty ted?)
9)a
10)a

six A's three B's 1 C
yeah, im american calmdown:

who thinks ontario is better than alberta

everyone

And thats why we get all your shitty ass drivers who still think their in Toronto, right?

Truthfully, Ive never been outta the U.S. but since you asked...Id have to go with Ontario, mainly cause I had a girlfriend whos mothers name was Alberta and she was scarry, fat, ugly, mean, and I could go on for ever! Also ONtario sounds like a cooler word.

On-tear-io kinda like On There-Io or On the Rio

Alberta is to boring

Al-bert-a or Al bit her or Ow bertha!

LOL

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":72f97]The only guys that are American and cant take the joke were Sgt Stryker.[/quote:72f97]

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Originally Posted by JBird

way to make this about americans. gg. when a canadian posted the first part.

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Originally Posted by Pest

But we already knew you were a goat humper with serious penis envy of your american friends.

Yeah, they sound like they took it well.

goo goo ga ga

i got alotta

time to eat up mc's like pirahna sleeping:

admittedly, at first i did take offense ( which was gay in the first place) but then after tripper posted back i understood...which is way i posted my joke back about us being war mongering etc....

what ive learned from this :

dont care about anything on these boards anymore....and jesus h christ just let it go rock:

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Originally Posted by JBird

Kethx.

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Kethx.

beer: ? NZ and US truce? rock: ?

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Originally Posted by Tripper

Yeah, they sound like they took it well.

Heh, I thought all the jokes were mildly amusing, and it takes a little more than that to offend me. MY point is, you get just as upset as anyone else, but you were the first to jump in with your 2 cents.

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":e25e7]Truthfully, Ive never been outta the U.S. but since you asked...Id have to go with Ontario, mainly cause I had a girlfriend whos mothers name was Alberta and she was scarry, fat, ugly, mean, and I could go on for ever! Also ONtario sounds like a cooler word.

On-tear-io kinda like On There-Io or On the Rio

Alberta is to boring

Al-bert-a or Al bit her or Ow bertha!

LOL[/quote:e25e7]

The Province of Alberta is named after Princess Louise Caroline Alberta, the fourth daughter of Queen Victoria and wife of the Marquis of Lorne, Canada’s Governor General from 1878-1883.

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":c8384]Truthfully, Ive never been outta the U.S. but since you asked...Id have to go with Ontario, mainly cause I had a girlfriend whos mothers name was Alberta and she was scarry, fat, ugly, mean, and I could go on for ever! Also ONtario sounds like a cooler word.

On-tear-io kinda like On There-Io or On the Rio

Alberta is to boring

Al-bert-a or Al bit her or Ow bertha!

LOL[/quote:c8384]
your placeing ur opions on places by the way then sound??? ur a fucking retard stupid: oOo:

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Originally Posted by pest

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Originally Posted by Tripper

Yeah, they sound like they took it well.

Well okay..... oOo:
What's wrong with that? That was kinda what I was trying to say. Those French jokes were uncalled for, but didn't seem like any of you Americans could see that - So I posted the American jokes to show how easy it is to get offended at nation-jokes.

Never denied getting pissed off at that kind of thing, myself. oOo:

Personaly I found the whole lot of them funny , including the " uncalled for" stuff. They are jokes guys , nothing more.

If it was not for the French , America would not have won the Revolutionary war , there would be no Statue of Liberty , or Lousianna Purchase.

Im not saying I have some great respect for the French , Ive been to France and the people I met were total Jerks. But they are just Jokes , similar to Trippers post.

Which By the way I laughed harder at than the French jokes because I have seen those people who whould honestly anwser C! LOL!

In short I think it was a funny post and I am in no way offened by them.