[quote="Cpt. Obvious":b5321]so where the fuck are you from am[/quote:b5321]

Born in Oakland moved to philly, then to arkansas, then here to new mexico.

Im a valley Mexican, dont fuck with me.

NEDXICANO SEZ:
Cpt Incest likes his sister.

So what do you want a fucking enchilada. Here is some spanish for you "El suck my dicko you mexican pricko."

Actually i do want a enchillada.
Im not ashamed of being mexican. Beautiful women, beautiful culture, great food. West Virginians have nothing but Shacks, Banjo's, and incest.

Im not ashamed of being West Virginian, One of the best colleges in the country educationally. It was playboys #1 party school a couple years back. The chicks are bangin where I live. I have no accent, no one in west virginia is inbred, look for that down in mississippi. Plus a low crime rate. Best state in the country.

There is nothing to do, but fuck your sister.

Lol, its true, its true.

You are mistaken i fucked your sister.

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":0658f]You are mistaken i fucked your sister.[/quote:0658f]

My sister doesnt have two teeth, or is she named "Elly".

Sorry, i forget Redneck minds cant compute such big words as "YOUR sister"

Holy fuck AM, this is the funniest shit youve ever said. Can compute words like YOUR. HAHAHA.

[quote=DonJuan]My sister doesnt have two teeth, or is she named "Elly".

Sorry, i forget Redneck minds cant compute such big words as "YOUR sister"[/quote:9b7bf]
Wtf "elly" where the hell did that come from.

I'll go to the Box Social with you, Ray.
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WE SHALL BE THE BELLES OF THE BALL!

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":69b07]You people are so mean! Im not gay, I was just going as friends! I hate everyone of you worthless idiots! Ok, I don't hate you, but you all sure make me mad,errrr. annoy:[/quote:69b07]
Oh, well, in that case I wouldn't mind going along with you...a few drinks, a few laffs,
I just hope I don't ruin everything by drinking too much and trying to finger you or worse.

Im there for ya bud. just send me 400 dollars for traveling

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/frisky.jpg[/img]

I like how liking nascar instantly makes your some hillbilly redneck..lol

So I guess if you like F1 or Cart your some faggy euro
or
Because you like Hockey you obviously say eh! after every sentence.

gotta love a
[img]http://www.eslkidstuff.com/images/stereo.gif[/img]type

Funny how that is, eh? biggrin:

Bah, stereotypes are for the weak minded. Let's all grab a big ole box o' beer and watch foxy boxing. now THERE'S a sport the whole family can enjoy. My money's on Tonya Harding. biggrin:

beer:

No doubt let me put away my dale earnhardt and Jeff Gordon hot wheels cars, Kiss my Sister-Wife g'bye, and put my brother-son's to bed and Ill be right on over, want me to bring the moon shine and coon cakes?

Thanks Eight Ace, Ill be so ready to be yours.

Honestly, I want you to prove to me how WATCHING cars go around in circles for 200 or so laps can be exciting?

what started it for me was the thrill of a wreck.

you could glue a large bed to the roof of the cars and have lesbos make out for 200 laps.

i would watch for sure.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ca9cf]you could glue a large bed to the roof of the cars and have lesbos make out for 200 laps.

i would watch for sure.[/quote:ca9cf]

at that speed you'd have lesbo roadkill

I can say I do watch hockey sometimes like fights are enjoyable.

But I don't think cars going really fast hitting walls is fun. Deaths are caused by that...

Dan Snyder got killed when in a car that hit a wall with Dany Heatley driving.

And in nascar dale earnhart got killed.

so it's not a really...watch this to see that...for me

Hairy women, 75% un-employed / un-educated, and can be incest.

I grew up down in Georgia and there was a MEXICAN girl in my class in 5th grade that FUCKED HER COUSIN and got pregnant!

I'll see you at the Alamo, AM beer:

I watch it because it takes alot of skill to actually do what they are doing..next time you get on or off the highway dont break on the entrance/exit ramp actually speed up and do about 100...does it get boring..yes especially when guys get 15 second leads, but to each his own.

some people think soccer is exciting, while some think its boring as all hell

there is alot more to it then just going around it circles, there is pit strategy, deciding when to make a move, hoping equipment holds up...How many times have you seen a guy on a hockey breakaway for the game winning goal and had his stick fall apart..never, yet last year Bill Elliot was on the backstretch cruising to a victory when his tire blew and bobby labonte ended up winning

saying its just going in circles is like saying

Hockey is just shooting a puck in the net
Baseball is just hitting a ball
Basketball is just putting a ball in a hoop
Football is just getting running and throwing a ball
Soccer is just kicking a ball

Its an aquired taste...you will never be able to make someone like something.

It especially helps seeing it live. Hearing 43 cars like that scream by you will get your heart pumping...

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":e3e0a]Hairy women, 75% un-employed / un-educated, and can be incest.[/quote:e3e0a]

Hmm, you must be confused with the entire state of Georgia. oOo:

[quote:b6bf6]Oh, well, in that case I wouldn't mind going along with you...a few drinks, a few laffs,
I just hope I don't ruin everything by drinking too much and trying to finger you or worse.
[/quote:b6bf6]

Ok maybe your not an option. oOo:

Im pretty shure |Tas| Sniper would j/k

I think if I posted my pic, anybody would go.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f1930][quote:f1930]Oh, well, in that case I wouldn't mind going along with you...a few drinks, a few laffs,
I just hope I don't ruin everything by drinking too much and trying to finger you or worse.
[/quote:f1930]

Ok maybe your not an option. oOo:[/quote:f1930]
Sheesh...relax will ya, if things do get out of control, I promise I'll probably only put it half way in.

[quote:f5af9]Sheesh...relax will ya, if things do get out of control, I promise I'll probably only put it half way in.
[/quote:f5af9]

Ok, I guess I feel better now. oOo:

P.S.-What is that animal in your post? That thing is scary!

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":90617]I think if I posted my pic, anybody would go.[/quote:90617]

omfg, a/s/l !?!1!11

Ok I will tell my asl.

Age-17
Location-Texas
Sex-Male

my pic.......
http://www.surfview.com/goodnewsgang8.jpg

Oh yea Getting to go with a mod! happy:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2509c]Ok I will tell my asl.

Age-17
Location-Texas
Sex-Male

my pic.......
[url="http://www.surfview.com/goodnewsgang8.jpg"]http://www.surfview.com/goodnewsgang8.jpg[/url]

Oh yea Getting to go with a mod! happy:[/quote:2509c]

Oh man Erik Estrada what a sad world..you were on top of the world, now your on the surreal life and posing as a 17 yr old boy on a WWII game forum trying to pick up men... annoy:

[quote:6158d]Oh man Erik Estrada what a sad world..you were on top of the world, now your on the surreal life and posing as a 17 yr old boy on a WWII game forum trying to pick up men... [/quote:6158d]

That is pretty sad....... annoy:

NO

Why? oOo:

that's a bit negative.....what if Duke_of_Ray promised to,
at the very least, rub soothing lotions onto your post-Prom nuts...?

ROFLMAO but no SLMAO

You gay.