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Tripper 03-21-2004 03:47 PM

One time I was in this haunted house that used to be a mental hospital and one of the guys killed his whole family there and the jersey devil fucked their entrails with a Vietnam vet, then this girl I was with was like fuck me, and she walke into a wall and shot her self with a gun, then this ghost attacked me, so I ran fast got in a tank and shot it, and then the army came and they couldnt stop it, so they got me to shoot it with one of their assault rifles and i did and it died and i won.

guarnere 03-21-2004 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by snipes33
Did you guys actually go into the basement?

Yes, we did...but I don't have pictures of it...scary as hell though...its small...smells weird...and theres a lot of odd noises...my friends always made me last because i was the biggest...but i always felt weird, like someone was right on my ass...eerie i tell ya! rock:

KTOG 03-21-2004 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by guarnere
but i always felt weird, like someone was right on my ass...eerie i tell ya! rock:

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geRV 03-21-2004 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by KTOG
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Originally Posted by guarnere
but i always felt weird, like someone was right on my ass...eerie i tell ya! rock:

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Thought he woulda been used to that feeling by now [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/smiley_watchout.gif[/img]



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Eight Ace 03-21-2004 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
One time I was in this haunted house that used to be a mental hospital and one of the guys killed his whole family there and the jersey devil fucked their entrails with a Vietnam vet, then this girl I was with was like fuck me, and she walke into a wall and shot her self with a gun, then this ghost attacked me, so I ran fast got in a tank and shot it, and then the army came and they couldnt stop it, so they got me to shoot it with one of their assault rifles and i did and it died and i won.

...yes, I think I remember reading about that, a nasty bit of business, to say the fucking least! ed:

Duke_of_Ray 03-21-2004 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":3513a
Come on the Jersey Devil! Surley you do not believe it exsits, it is just a bunch of folklore, nothibg to it. From that picture I think you could play a nice game of checkers with the old chap.

You sir, have never seen what I have seen. About last year our class spent a week in the pine barrens. My old math teacher told us about a group of people who went up into the woods and got attacked by the jersey devil. They stopped their car in the middle of a clearing, then the jersey devil attacked the vehicle by killing everyone inside of it and then eating their entrails. I have seen the car. It had bullet holes in it from one of the people's pistol. The area used to be closed off by the government for some time but my math teacher snuck a few of us in. When I was walking around the clearing I had the constant feeling of being watched. Very scary. He is real...trust me.


EDIT: There are also reports of the jersey devil's mother actually having it. there was an old thread where I posted a similar comment, if you could find it; it would help.[/quote:3513a]

Did you actually see it? Aww, you just felt that way because you were scared, I would have too. Those stories are just fake, why would he stay in Jersey?

Pick Axe 03-21-2004 10:29 PM

Yeah, who would want to stay in jersey? oOo:

Duke_of_Ray 03-21-2004 10:30 PM

[quote="Pick Axe":936f0]Yeah, who would want to stay in jersey? oOo:[/quote:936f0]

A cat who knows no better.

Mr.Buttocks 03-21-2004 10:31 PM

[quote="Pick Axe":17029]Yeah, who would want to stay in jersey? oOo:[/quote:17029]

Jim Bergerac?

Drew 03-21-2004 10:49 PM

Pansies.


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