[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":2f034]someone has no sex drive.....[/quote:2f034] rolleyes: wasn't that funny

i got up at around 3 pm today, so same here... sorry "afternoon wood" for me.

Heh. Anyone experiemented with ... er.. lubricants? (soap) Good god. Its like pissing fire. Its a nasty suprise, really. Its all good, and getting better, then suddenly there is pain.. so much pain...

how do i increase sex drive?

buck talking about dick don't he?

oOo:

[quote="Old Reliable":c84c1]how do i increase sex drive?[/quote:c84c1]ask the dude from American Pie 2.

[quote=Coleman]ask the dude from American Pie 2.[/quote:f16d8]

Tantra.

[quote="Old Reliable":6a6bf]how do i increase sex drive?[/quote:6a6bf]

Eat meat, or work on your 'swing'.

how the fuck can u have no sex drive oOo:

[quote=Tripper]Tantra.[/quote:690dc]
Replace existing sex drive with 100gb Seagate Cockmaster.

Must be a damn small tent. Make sure it doesnt break.

[quote="Eight Ace":6e8d3][quote=Tripper]Tantra.[/quote:6e8d3]
Replace existing sex drive with 100gb Seagate Cockmaster.[/quote:6e8d3]

Left sack slave, right sack master. DO NOT CONFIGURE OTHERWISE.

we..talked until two
and then she said
it's time for bed
I..blew where I stood
isn't it good
Norwegian morning pron wood... calmdown:

Fuck, if you're that bad an aim while pissing with a rager, sit down and tuck it under the rim. There's no shame in pissing like a woman in such circumstances.

Once you reach your 20s you get more dick control, kiddies.

ok so I should eat meat? no wonder why

lmao

i dont know why, but when i read that i got sick....ugh...

becasue toilet seats are nasty

Don't do that in a PUBLIC toilet, you retards.

If your home toilet is as nasty as a public toilet, you've got some sanitation issues.

LOL

I still find it a little awkward to piss sitting down with a boner.

it pokes the wall of the toilet

[quote="Mr. maple":da237]it pokes the wall of the toilet[/quote:da237]

yeah that.

then dont sit down....

I can't fucking bend the entire thing backwards so I can liek squat instead to aim it to the toilet bowl.

Well, yeah it is. You gotta readjust your normal sitting position. It's no more awkward than explaining why you pissed in the aloe vera plant on top of the flush box.

dane cook on public restrooms = ROFL

[quote="Old Reliable":b1c81]dane cook on public restrooms = ROFL[/quote:b1c81]In a public restroom?WTF where you thinking oOo:

[quote="Old Reliable":11aaf]dane cook on public restrooms = ROFL[/quote:11aaf]
dane cook is the man! it was funny when he asked who invented "finger"

rarely get morning wood. I usually get pre sex wood though. Kinda embarassing when its in a public place or like, with my girls family or something. have to hide it.

To all you huge cock monsters on the forum, just piss out the backdoor and forget about squatting like a bitch over the bowl !!

i DIScovered something,i tried it this morning...ok when u go to the bathroom life the seat u kno...then lean over...put ur hands on the top on the toilet and ur w00d should just aim into the toilet n its own...it works and its comfortable!

omfg! get this man a cookie!

I've leaned over the top like that and held on too...sometimes the boner has a mind of its own and doens't feel like being straight out all the time.

u have to train it...give it a stroke if hes doing good,it not....look at porn and dont touch him

Just break your cock. Snap that shit in half, that'll teach it.

dave you make me sex pee in my pants.

my cock is on a 90 degree angle. therefore, i can pee around corners


ex:


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[quote="Mr. maple":9c2d4]my cock is on a 90 degree angle. therefore, i can pee around corners


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that sir, is a penis, with a long "protrusion" off the left side of the head

a 90degree cock would look like this...

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You can only pee around corners that are to your right.