[quote=freedomfighter]nah, its prolly cuz most of us havent been fucked in the ass before oOo:[/quote:1b790]
+1

I dont read anything

i only try to take a shat when im work. i usually read the sports page or the front page. im a news junkie biggrin:

Im in, i unload, i wipe, i wash, im out. Total time less than 3 minutes. If im sick it can be as long as 5 minutes, but those times im far to sick to read anyhow.

i welded my ass togethor several years ago

[quote="Scalping Chief":5d6fe]rofl, i have that and monopoly, fuckin i should bring that into my john with me next time i gotta drop the cosbys off[/quote:5d6fe]
Was that a racial remark?

Once I start rolling, I keep pressing new game till I get a Yatzee or large straight. And then when I get one, I finish the game out. By then, I have a circle around my ass.

[quote=Hawke]Was that a racial remark?

Once I start rolling, I keep pressing new game till I get a Yatzee or large straight. And then when I get one, I finish the game out. By then, I have a circle around my ass.[/quote:64d96]

i play the simpsons match game oOo: and rush hour handheld. sometimes i

[quote=maple]i play the simpsons match game oOo: and rush hour handheld. sometimes i masturbate to[/quote:8f86e]

ed:

[quote=Hawke]Was that a racial remark?

Once I start rolling, I keep pressing new game till I get a Yatzee or large straight. And then when I get one, I finish the game out. By then, I have a circle around my ass.[/quote:9e1e2]
indeed it was

You guys know what a blumpkin is right?

no... eek:

getting a blow job and taking a shit at the same time

fucking +1 rock:

I prefer the name "bostom steamer" rock:

"Canadian Kiss" is another appropriate term for it.

Anyone ever fall asleep when pooping?


pooping


















poop

[quote="Eight Ace":19156]"Canadian Kiss" is another appropriate term for it.[/quote:19156]
A common greeting in our great land.

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I only read video game books when on the shitta. How else could I have finsihed the halo trilogy? When not reading fake novels, I read startegy guides or reviews. At my aunts house I read reader's digest. I spend about 5 hours a day on the shitta, no joke.

Maxim and Men's Health are good reads on the shitter.

Sitting on the toilet for a long period of time isn't good for you. I usually make a quick pit-stop and leave.

no but I sing eek:

nothing...im a speed shitter..if im really working one out Ill cut my toe nails oOo:

happy:

Usually read the my moms tampon boxes that are on the shelf when im taking a big one and i need something to think about something else to get the pain out of my head biggrin:

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Calling Dr. Freud... eek:

eek: -1, and I think you should look at getting some therapy

dude, wtf?...

Hey i meen to say i`ll grab anything

Tampon box eek: your moms tampon box eek:

Tampons in box, tampons that become tampons in his mom's box.... annoy: