The last thing I am is a tool. If I was a tool, I would have more respect here than I do.

1.) art films that make little or no sense to the common person
2.) dude fucking films
3.) any movie with a useless love intrest in it
4.) civil war movies
5.) german
6.) silent
7.) "chick flicks"

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":dd99b]Everything in American Pie happens to me daily,[/quote:dd99b]

You fuck pies, and prematurely ejaculate 2 times daily?

Drama
'Teen' Comedy
Disney and other kiddie shit

[quote=Tripper]You fuck pies, and prematurely ejaculate 2 times daily?[/quote:44c8e]
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If you think you don't get respect around here because you're not a tool - You're very wrong.

Stop trying to make it seem like everyone else, other than you, are the reasons why you're not fitting in.

Im not saying that.

But I know if I was a tool it would be easier to get respect.

So you're saying that all of us that get some respect and fit in, are tools to some degree?

NEWSFLASH, Pyro: You are a tool. You don't fit in BECAUSE of that.

[quote=Tripper]So you're saying that all of us that get some respect and fit in, are tools to some degree?

NEWSFLASH, Pyro: You are a tool. You don't fit in BECAUSE of that.[/quote:9dbee]

how exactly am I a fucking tool?

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[quote=Pyro][quote=Tripper]So you're saying that all of us that get some respect and fit in, are tools to some degree?

NEWSFLASH, Pyro: You are a tool. You don't fit in BECAUSE of that.[/quote:02365]

how exactly am I a fucking tool?[/quote:02365]

If you haven't caught on by now, nothing I say will help you in realising it....

Do you ever wonder why 95% of the people on this forum dislike you....?

i dont dislike pyro

You're part of that 5%

Pyro= rock:

im part of the 95 happy:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":f65d7]Pyro= rock:[/quote:f65d7]
Yup, I <3 teh pyro.

I'm a tool too, but I can admit it. Pyro on the other hand is to arrogant to do so.

happy:

offtopic: plzdie: YOU ARE ALL TOOLS THERE. Back on topic. Teen flicks just totally suck ass. Romantic comedies suck too. And to the guy that does not like Nicholas Cage you are crazy. That guy owns. He was bad ass in The Rock and Face/Off.

romance/girly films spank:

Nick Cage has his moments, but the majority of his movies are horrid.

Gone in 60 Seconds: Aptly named. That was about the length of time I stayed in the theater.

Captain Corelli's Mandolin: Cage manages to pussify a movie set in the WWII era. Nice

Windtalkers: See "Captain Corelli's Mandolin".

Matchstick Men: Didn't see it. Certain it licked balls.

The Family Man: ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

City of Angels: He shoulda been castrated for this movie....if he had nuts, that is.

Con Air: Ok, I'll give him this one. Not a bad flick. I liked it probably because Dave Chappelle was in it.

Face/Off: One actor I hate more than Nick Cage is John Travolta.


I could go on,. but I'm getting stomach sick.

ROFL biggrin:

I heard the new season of his show was movied back is that true?

Yep, its true, Itll start in late April/May sometime around there, apparently hes been sidelined with a sickness(flu i think). Still waiting on the Season 2 DVD mad:

nick cage is good in Raising Arizona, thats about it...

and any war movie John Woo directs......

made for TV movies

i liked match stick but it kind of fits into the same category as the ones above ...

wild at heart is leet.

Finally somebody else who sees how bad Mr.Travolta is!

was John Travolta in The Punisher as Howard Saint or is that some other guy who looks like him?

That was him.

Travoltas just oOo: . the hair is oOo: But i liked Pulp Fiction.

matchstick men was cool

conair rocked because bug eyes was in it. "hes got the whole in his hands"

face off was awesome.

god, i hate that


or parts of movies, where they have some bad ass chick with a minigun appear more effective than a man... it just seems like an anti-sexist act, i dunno, just lookes stupid in movies