your teacher spanked you?

thats so sexy!

did you get a bon0r?

What the heck is wrong with the schools these days? You get one "swat"??!?!?!! When I was in school they took at paddle with holes in it (decreases wind resistance, increases pain) and beat the crap outa your butt. 20-30 whacks, as hard as the teacher (usually the football coach was the designated paddler) could swing it. One swat is punishment? Puhleese!

if any teacher swatted me, they would get a face full of fist

if any teacher swatted me, they would get a face full of piss

Literally.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2bcd7][quote="Grim_Reaper":2bcd7]lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?[/quote:2bcd7]
I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:2bcd7]
Did make me laugh however, I think someone is lieing.

Get us a picture of her spanking errr.... swatting you. eek: oOo:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":3c739]Not sure if its the same video but the one where the bus flipped and the kids went flying.[/quote:3c739]

Yes! plz someone look, i dunno where it'd be.....prolly ebaums....

Ok, here's a quick Arkan story.

Way back in the 7th grade, i got into a fist fight with some kid and blackened his eye. Went to the principals office for punishment. He gave me a choice:

1. 3 day suspension or....
2. An "Educational" whack in the ass

It only took me 1.5 seconds to reach a decision. I chose to forgo an asswhoopin' from my old man so i said "I'll take that educational whack in the ass". He told me to empty my back pockets and to place my hands on his desk. He told me not to flinch or he'd have to do it again. With that, he took out this huge yard stick, lined up a nice swing, and let it whip......CRACK !!
It definately stung but i didn't budge. He told me to get out of his office and not to get in trouble again. My ass was a lil' sore but i spared myself a real asskickin' from the old man for getting suspended.

Kid 1....parents 0

texas allows beatings? oh that state has come a long way hasn't it.

I think you needed a beating while in school.

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.

omfg nag:

you really need someone to bring you down a peg.

[img]http://www.octanecreative.com/knowitall/jpgs/mr_kia.jpg[/img]

rolleyes:

[quote=Hawke][quote="Duke_of_Ray":0611b]I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:0611b]
Did make me laugh however, I think someone is lieing.

Get us a picture of her spanking errr.... swatting you. eek: oOo:[/quote:0611b]

It was a dude that spanked me. annoy:

The kid really did get punched by the basketball coach for not eating all of his meal. Knocked the kids throat out into the highway by the school. I think a bum stole it. The kid now uses a funnel as a throat replacement.

You haven't changed shitface.

rofl!!

You actually got me to chuckle over that one. + 1 for you.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":391ad][quote=Hawke][quote="Duke_of_Ray":391ad]I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:391ad]
Did make me laugh however, I think someone is lieing.

Get us a picture of her spanking errr.... swatting you. eek: oOo:[/quote:391ad]

It was a dude that spanked me. annoy:

The kid really did get punched by the basketball coach for not eating all of his meal. Knocked the kids throat out into the highway by the school. I think a bum stole it. The kid now uses a funnel as a throat replacement.[/quote:391ad]
That's fucked up. eek:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":0c22e]Heh, I am glad I can get "swats" at school. Means I do not have to serve detention. I had my choice, swats was it. I got in trouble for horseplaying, when really it was this girl that was the main problem. Though she could have got into alot of trouble if it was just her so I shared the blame. Anyways I smell cans of candy.[/quote:0c22e]
Bone her

Hick school or not, spankin > Suspension

[quote=CoMaToSe]Bone her[/quote:3b4ee]

Why whatever do you mean?

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":0e12e][quote=CoMaToSe]Bone her[/quote:0e12e]

Why whatever do you mean?[/quote:0e12e]
ok then, gimme her email and Ill bone her.

i want to spank a schoolgirl, how do i become a teacher in texas?

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":ca5d4]i want to spank a schoolgirl, how do i become a teacher in texas?[/quote:ca5d4]
sleep with a catholic priest

teacher swated me once, sued the school fired the ass and got 25,000$ in cash. you or a liar or a moron. fuck your hick town fedral laws are laws sue idiot.

[quote="Anita_Head":3e0c4]teacher swated me once, sued the school fired the ass and got 25,000$ in cash. you or a liar or a moron. fuck your hick town fedral laws are laws sue idiot.[/quote:3e0c4]

Somebody is telling a fib, and I don't think it is me. oOo:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":90eec][quote="Anita_Head":90eec]teacher swated me once, sued the school fired the ass and got 25,000$ in cash. you or a liar or a moron. fuck your hick town fedral laws are laws sue idiot.[/quote:90eec]

Somebody is telling a fib, and I don't think it is me. oOo:[/quote:90eec]Someone else needs to learn english.

Back in Grade 6, when I went to a private Christian school, I choked some kid, and for punishment my principle let me chose if I wanted a swat with a paddle, or a detention. eek:

I chose the detention ...

rolf... thats messed up spank: go commando next time you get another swat duke biggrin:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8f13d][quote="Duke_of_Ray":8f13d][quote="Anita_Head":8f13d]teacher swated me once, sued the school fired the ass and got 25,000$ in cash. you or a liar or a moron. fuck your hick town fedral laws are laws sue idiot.[/quote:8f13d]

Somebody is telling a fib, and I don't think it is me. oOo:[/quote:8f13d]Someone else needs to learn english.[/quote:8f13d]

Que?

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f6133][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":f6133][quote="Duke_of_Ray":f6133][quote="Anita_Head":f6133]teacher swated me once, sued the school fired the ass and got 25,000$ in cash. you or a liar or a moron. fuck your hick town fedral laws are laws sue idiot.[/quote:f6133]

Somebody is telling a fib, and I don't think it is me. oOo:[/quote:f6133]Someone else needs to learn english.[/quote:f6133]

Que?[/quote:f6133]
He's talking to Anita_Brain.

this is beyond insanity.

let this thread dieeee

..you just yell out if they strike you again Duke, we'll have a moderator
and a squad of veterans on the ground before you you can say wtf. cool:

ps: pls pm any pics of teacher/targets and kill zone lay-out

this is now one teh ghey thread. I was expecting kinky student/teacher sex, but NOOOOOOO!

Rofl At Vance...../lock dis overflowing porcelain tub of excrement