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Pyro 02-27-2005 04:03 PM
You secretly enjoyed it by what your girl tells me.

Himmler 02-27-2005 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucknub
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Originally Posted by Himmler
ROFL, never happened to me before but yeah that sucks. i agree with bucknub
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biggrin:

Maplegyver 02-27-2005 05:50 PM
wtf is vegemite?

Himmler 02-27-2005 05:53 PM
its some kind of food

Maplegyver 02-27-2005 05:55 PM
LOOKS LIK ESHIT< IMA GONNA HAVE ME SOME PEANUT BUTTAH

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-27-2005 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
vegamite is straight fucked up.
Agreed, I can't stand the stuff.

TGB! 02-27-2005 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Judas
i think you jumped the gun ... if shes into putting her finger in your ass theres no telling what else shes into....
imwithstupid:

Be a fucking man. . .a CHICK stuck her finger up there. . .not a DUDE. . .that she got so into it, that shes willing to put her finger up in what I can imagine is not the cleanest house on your block - tells me alot. . .

Scalping Chief 02-27-2005 08:40 PM
just think next time she touches your face or makes you dinner, your ass will be all over it.

HeadUp 02-27-2005 08:51 PM
i cant stand things near my ass i would have jumped through the roof too

therefore, next time you fuck her, make sure to toss it in her poop chute

Coleman 02-27-2005 08:57 PM
i am guessing she only did it to please you thinking that's what "all the guys like". Maybe she read it in Mens Health or saw it on a webite. How do you think she would feel if out of nowhere you just try to jam it up her ass. That would kinda scare her without and catch her off guard.

Scalping Chief 02-27-2005 08:58 PM
or duct tape your ass checks together, with a "exit only" sign placed above it.

Eight Ace 02-27-2005 09:22 PM
..just on that, isn't one date a bit too soon to be slipping
your ring onto her finger..?, alternatively...aint love grand! beer:

KTOG 02-27-2005 09:25 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":00a99]isn't one date a bit too soon to be slipping
your ring onto her finger..?[/quote:00a99]


!!!!!


HAHAHAH

Scalping Chief 02-27-2005 09:26 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":64517]isn't one date a bit too soon to be slipping
your ring onto her finger..?[/quote:64517]

ROFL biggrin: happy:

Tripper 02-27-2005 11:13 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":84b39]
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Originally Posted by Nyck
vegamite is straight fucked up.
Agreed, I can't stand the stuff.[/quote:84b39]

You're not supposed to like it.


For anzacs only. cool:

Coleman 02-27-2005 11:36 PM
[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":7b08e]
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Originally Posted by Nyck
vegamite is straight fucked up.
Agreed, I can't stand the stuff.
You're not supposed to like it.


For anzacs only. cool:[/quote:7b08e][img]http://www.wzzo.com/jacor-common/otd_images/WZZO-FM_freakin/2_27_2005.jpg[/img]

Milla 02-27-2005 11:38 PM
Re: The finger
 
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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
i ended up coming home and spanked it to millas pix.
ROFL!!!!!111111 Thats brilliant

Anyway my girlfriend tried sucking on my balls...i fucking hate that shit, i got sensative testys and it was fucking the most uncomfortable thing ive ever had done to me. So i told her just suck me penor

Coleman 02-27-2005 11:39 PM
Re: The finger
 
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Originally Posted by Milla
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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
i ended up coming home and spanked it to millas pix.
ROFL!!!!!111111 Thats brilliant

Anyway my girlfriend tried sucking on my balls...i fucking hate that shit, i got sensative testys and it was fucking the most uncomfortable thing ive ever had done to me. So i told her just suck me penor
happy: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

Milla 02-27-2005 11:43 PM
True story man. It was so uncomfortable i was like STOP and pushing her head away. She was like "dont push my head away when im experementing!" Im like "wtf mate?!?!"

Coleman 02-27-2005 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Milla
Im like "wtf mate?!?!"
lmao! I'll remember to use the same line when that situation comes up.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-28-2005 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Milla
True story man. It was so uncomfortable i was like STOP and pushing her head away. She was like "dont push my head away when im experementing!" Im like "wtf mate?!?!"
I get queezy when I sit down and slam el tentacles too hard, imagine someone trying to suck on them and I'll prob pass out.

Milla 02-28-2005 08:40 AM
Im telling you, she like does that shit you see in porns where she takes one in her mouth and sucks it in, i mean holy fuck talk about cool, but at the same time it was the most uncomfortable feeling ive ever had. I didnt like it annoy:

bukdez 02-28-2005 09:54 AM
ball sucking girls own...

geRV 02-28-2005 09:56 AM
The finger:

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/fu.gif[/img]

Kthx

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/smiley_watchout.gif[/img]

Coleman 02-28-2005 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Milla
Im telling you, she like does that shit you see in porns where she takes one in her mouth and sucks it in, i mean holy fuck talk about cool, but at the same time it was the most uncomfortable feeling ive ever had. I didnt like it annoy:
does she openly watch pornos? If so, that better be the girl you marry b/c there aren't too many like that one!

Arkan 02-28-2005 01:59 PM
Milla...perhaps she's a bit too aggressive for your liking. Next time tell her to just lick them.....you may like that alot better. Hey, does she toss your salad too? If she tosses your salad, have her jerk you off at the same time giving you a "Rusty Trombone" !!...lmao !!

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-28-2005 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
If she tosses your salad, have her jerk you off at the same time giving you a "Rusty Trombone" !!...lmao !!
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Godsmack 02-28-2005 03:37 PM
Re: The finger
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Anyway my girlfriend tried sucking on my balls...i fucking hate that shit, i got sensative testys and it was fucking the most uncomfortable thing ive ever had done to me. So i told her just suck me penor

IDN if you GF has her tongue pierced it KINDA feels good

Nyck 02-28-2005 03:37 PM
Jesus christ...pupes gettin shaved...balls being sucked.

annoy:

Arkan 02-28-2005 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
Jesus christ...pupes gettin shaved...balls being sucked.

annoy:
..........you jealous?? Tell your girl to give it a shot. Hey, you never know, she may like being tea-bagged by a bald nut sac.

Arkan 02-28-2005 05:23 PM
The "Dirty Sanchez" team........where everyone gets fingered.

[img]http://www.kidssportsnet.com/kickball/dirtysanchez/images/1087960999.jpg[/img]

Machette 02-28-2005 05:24 PM
This thread reminds me of a maxim magazine letter. oOo: eek:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-28-2005 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Machette
This thread reminds me of a maxim magazine letter. oOo: eek:
ROFL

Milla 02-28-2005 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
Milla...perhaps she's a bit too aggressive for your liking. Next time tell her to just lick them.....you may like that alot better. Hey, does she toss your salad too? If she tosses your salad, have her jerk you off at the same time giving you a "Rusty Trombone" !!...lmao !!
lol cant say ive done that.

No she doesnt openly watch porn, but she has before.

And no she does not have a toung ring.

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 02-28-2005 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
Ok, here's my take on it. Some women know how to stimulate a mans prostate during intercourse which enables the guy to have an explosive orgasm. Your girl has the right idea but wrong approach. In a few years, she'll be a freak in bed but you'll be long gone by then and some other guy will be benefitting from your misfortune. Chalk it up as a learning experience. If you want her to try again, tell her to shorten that nail, use lube, and go slow!!

While Arkan doesn't like anything near his ass, having the right girl doing it at the right time is ok. As for me, i'm always fingering girls asses during sex, it drives them wild. Never had a girl complain before and the best part is you can give them a "Dirty Sanchez" when you're through with them.

Have fun mate.
So true

Doctor Duffy 02-28-2005 08:23 PM
You're a liar, you're still a virgin 14 year old who simply wants to impress us all with the fact that you've had premature sex.

Madmartagen 02-28-2005 08:43 PM
sounds like millas got teh blue balls biggrin:

my ex used to do that, but i didnt find much satisfaction in having her suck my nuts. i felt it was a bit degrading for her, so i just had her suck my dick instead. cool:


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