»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
who u ring?

john says:
I had to call my agent to discuss a few things, then I called Nick and cussed him out.

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
oh right

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
i didnt get this address off nick though

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
what u been doing then?

john says:
Just chillin out, I'm heading out to a party later. One of those post-Oscar things.....

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
cool

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
u a film star then?


john says:
Well, I don't know if you'd call me a film star because I'm known for stuff on the TV. However, I am filming a movie right at this moment in time. (I don't know much about JK)

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
wow!!thats hot

john says:
Yeah, it's a remake of an old 80's TV show.

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
whats it called?

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
or can you not say

john says:
I guess I can say. Have you heard of the Dukes of Hazzard?

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
yeah kinda well my m8s go on about it

john says:
I'm one of the stars in that movie

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
omg r u johnny knoxville?!

john says:
I....can't say

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
ok i guess your not then

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
but u know him

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
hes right fit!!

john says:
Hey! It's been great talking to you. I have to go pick up Burt Reynolds, we're going out for a few beers and then onto the party later on. Should be fine, Burt's a cool guy. Later!

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-» tOuCh mY bOdY mAkE mE fEeL LiKe iV nEvEr FeLt says:
ok bye xx nice talkin 2 u xx

john says:
Later....




It was at this point that I blocked her. oOo:

rofl ktog. i mean ashton beer: and nyck stfu you couldnt even pay to have this much fun
[quote:1a78f]
nick
ashtons online now
»-(¯`v´¯)-»(F)(L)(*)LAU(*)(L)(F)»-(¯`v´¯)-»i NeEd a sOiLdEr tHaT aInT sCaReD 2 StAnD uP 4 mE!
is he?
»-(¯`v´¯)-»(F)(L)(*)LAU(*)(L)(F)»-(¯`v´¯)-»i NeEd a sOiLdEr tHaT aInT sCaReD 2 StAnD uP 4 mE!
oh yeah
»-(¯`v´¯)-»(F)(L)(*)LAU(*)(L)(F)»-(¯`v´¯)-»i NeEd a sOiLdEr tHaT aInT sCaReD 2 StAnD uP 4 mE!
wat if he asks hu i got his addy off
nick
just say knoxville gave it
nick
we used to play tennis alot with tom selleck
»-(¯`v´¯)-»(F)(L)(*)LAU(*)(L)(F)»-(¯`v´¯)-»i NeEd a sOiLdEr tHaT aInT sCaReD 2 StAnD uP 4 mE!
yeah but johnny might get angry if i do that
[/quote:1a78f]

Nyck1118: Hey
K TOG3: yo
Nyck1118: Fuck you.
K TOG3: kthx

[quote:aff45]hi Nick...thats probably a good idea..but if you do change it, youll have to let me kno ;) so y would u call urself a tool??? lol... well, i guess lucky for you i do have some pics..so i attached them..the 1st one was at the china club the monday after superbowl...the 2nd is at xmas with my mom, and the 3rd was thanksgiving with my two sisters...
anyways, hope you like 'em [/quote:aff45]



fucking 30 year old or a trani oOo:

HAHAROFLROFLROFLROFL! I never thought anybody could be that retarded!

OMFG

its just so hilarious that they didnt block me or not believe who i was even after the pig destroyer track stupid:

Can tell these chicks are from Britain...An average american girl would know this is all shens

rofl what an idiot...

2 of the ones transcripted in this thread were british, others were american, but yea mostly british.
but had a guy from chile last night oOo:


[quote:fb7a8]khan:
how did you get my msn address?
Siendo Solamente:
i dont kwon
khan:
yes you do
khan:
Yo you just added me
Siendo Solamente Yo:
hahah
Siendo Solamente Yo:
what are you name?
khan :
firstly...
khan :
it is
khan:
what IS your name
khan:
not are
khan:
speak proper english you chav
khan :
and secondly tell me straight
khan:
where did you get my msn address from
Siendo Solamente Yo:
a litlle
khan:
?
Siendo Solamente Yo:
i am from chile
khan:
ok but where did you get my address from
Siendo Solamente Yo:
but
Siendo Solamente Yo :
sabes un poco de español
khan :
..
Siendo Solamente Yo:
wait
Siendo Solamente Yo:
you adreess in mail mail
khan:
pardon?
khan:
ningún no sé español
Siendo Solamente Yo:
only
Siendo Solamente Yo :
what is your name?
Siendo Solamente Yo:
my name is mario
Siendo Solamente Yo:
and you?
khan :
onde usted consiguió mi email address
Siendo Solamente Yo:
paris me lo dio
khan:
haha seguro
khan:
usted lo consiguió tan del sitio
Siendo Solamente Yo:
what is you name
khan :
it doesnt matter
Siendo Solamente Yo:
what sitio?
Siendo Solamente Yo:
ok so
khan:
i just want to know where you got my email address from
Siendo Solamente Yo:
but listen too mee
Siendo Solamente Yo:
i am from chile
khan:
i dont care, i want to know right now or ill just go and block delete
Siendo Solamente:
and i like speak whit my friend in inglish
khan :
as i have far too many things todo to be wasting time with you fool
khan:
NOW
khan :
FUCKING ANSWER ME
khan :
E DONDE USTED CONSIGUIÓ MI MSN
khan :
RESPUESTA
khan:
fucken chav
[/quote:fb7a8]
oOo:

ROFL!!!!

biggrin: rock:

oOo:[/quote:5a333]lmao spank:

Roflmao, I would die to be in your position. This sounds like so much fun. They're probably inviting all their friends over, thinking its of course the great Nick Carter, not knowing that fat, lazy male is on the other end of that DSL line.

lol chav

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":c4c0d]Roflmao, I would die to be in your position. This sounds like so much fun. They're probably inviting all their friends over, thinking its of course the great Nick Carter, not knowing that fat, lazy male is on the other end of that DSL line.[/quote:c4c0d]

shut up

actually its a cable connection biggrin:
and ive only got a mild beer belly

ROFL at the chap who left his house number in your email...its a fucking guy giving "nick carter" his phone number...ghey!

HEIL

static 4 king of gf1

lmao @ sending them the new song you're working on. You should have sent "My Music/Nick_New_Album/I_Only_want_TROJAN_to_be_with_you

happy:

ahhaha this is fucking hilarious.

lmfao, i wanna be sylvester stallone.

I'm not done reading this thread yet, but when I got to this mp3 I nearly pissed myself. GG. +1 rock: happy: happy:

how old is this girl?

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":2cbaa]

john says:
Hey! It's been great talking to you. I have to go pick up Burt Reynolds, we're going out for a few beers and then onto the party later on. Should be fine, Burt's a cool guy. Later![/quote:2cbaa]

beer: Jesus, this is some classic shit.

LMFAO....Stat...You da man.

Give them my msn and say Im Seann William Scott....

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!! OMFG...great choice BTW! If Nick only did this... rock:

Tell them to add Johnny Depp: depp_is_da_man@hotmail.com

biggrin:



EDIT: Nevermind, I lost the motivation to do anything.

haha this shit is fucking great! static how they confuse ur address with nyck carters tho?

this is hilarious rock:

I wonder if Paris will sue T-mobile for some stupid shit. Or maybe she wont say shit because shes an attention grabbing slut.

ROFL@ this thread biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: rock:

well the scottish chick was 22. the one with the ass long msn name was 15 i think. the other fucking trolls i have no idea.

but ive ended it, unless i get a whole bunch of new people adding me tonight happy:

edit: that bloody email inbox screenshot is everywhere on the net
http://www.parishiltonsmobile.com/email6.jpg

oOo:

RAHDTRAPRGEIHWopiglbwegihb FLIPPIN they keep adding me!!! cry:

Time for new e-mail? eek:

who is more of an attention whore

paris or static.

give one of them my e-mail and tell them i'm garry coleman

»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-»i NeEd a sOiLdEr tHaT aInT sCaReD 2 StAnD uP 4 mE! says:
hi
»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-»kIsSeD mE oN tHe ChEeK n I fELL iN LoVe says:
hiya
»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-»kIsSeD mE oN tHe ChEeK n I fELL iN LoVe says:
hello?
»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-»kIsSeD mE oN tHe ChEeK n I fELL iN LoVe says:
are you there?
»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-»kIsSeD mE oN tHe ChEeK n I fELL iN LoVe says:
by the way i hav sussed
»-(¯`v´¯)-» LAU »-(¯`v´¯)-»kIsSeD mE oN tHe ChEeK n I fELL iN LoVe says:
u aint famous
punk'd says:
never said i was you wanker

i hav sussed? eek:

hahaha ktog guess they showede the pig destroyer clip to a friend and said no it isnt him happy:

im not the one who made a website for reposting ebaum content under my own name.