[quote="Eight Ace":c8128]A Guy sits down at a bar and a bowl of peanuts say to him "You look very nice this evening".
The guy goes to the bathroom and the condom machines says "You look like shit mother fucker".
So the guy complains to the bar manager who says "The peanuts are
complimentary, but the condom machine is out of order"


What did the bushman say when he walked into a low branch?

Clickfuck.



...you're a beautiful audience, can I tell you that?...also I recommend the veal. freak:[/quote:c8128]

beer:

Q) How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?


A) 0 - Let her wash up in the dark

What word starts with f and rhymes with "duck"?





















































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Firetruck oOo: oOo: happy:

Q) What did the Latino say when two houses fell on him?

A) "Get off me, homes.."

firetruck doesn't really rhyme with duck....The last syllable, sure, but otherwise.... hake:

[quote="Eight Ace":50195]Q) What did the Latino say when two houses fell on him?

A) "Get off me, homes.."[/quote:50195]

lmfao... you're killing me here!!!!... +1 for all the jokes you posted on the last page...

Yeah but it's a fun one for your teachers.

we always told that joke as: "what starts with F and ends in UCK? - Firetruck"...

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."


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what does wife stand for.......



















washing, ironing, fucking, etc hake:

[quote="mr.miyagi":6c2dd]what does wife stand for.......








washing, ironing, fucking, etc hake:[/quote:6c2dd]

hake? Don't say that all the housewives on here will be offended. calmdown:

my girlfriend called me a pedophile, i said thats a big word for a 6 year old.

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