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Tripper 03-28-2005 04:27 AM

[quote="$p!k3":84c34][quote=Tripper][quote="$p!k3":84c34][quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":84c34]
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Originally Posted by "$p!k3":84c34
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Originally Posted by Nyck
who gives two fucks about the royal family....buncha douche bags if you ask me.



Says a bunch of yanks. I seriously couldn't give two fucks about half the hundred celebrity families that you americans idolise....So stfu.[/quote:84c34]

Who said I gave a shit about them? Idolizing someone because they are wealthy, beautiful, or famous is for people who are long over do their natural selection.[/quote:84c34]

Whatever, fact remains - You're american. Not commonwealth. Shut the fuck up about something you know nothing about, and quite frankly have no place to criticise.[/quote:84c34]

Whatever, fact remains - You're British. Not American. Shut the fuck about somthing you know nothing about, and quite frankly have no place to criticise.

Goes both ways you limey douche bag.[/quote:84c34]

Try again. I'm a New Zealander you fucking semensniffer.

....and the difference is, I didn't say shit about America, or criticise it in the first place, so I don't need to shut the fuck up. You do. Because you have just proven yourself to be a stupid fucking quack. Die 22 times.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-28-2005 05:16 AM

take no notice of those coffee sippers my man, it's their fault if they don't want to be part of our glorious Commonwealth because their great grandfathers decided to throw some tea in the river or something a few hundred years ago. Had this unfortunate incident not taken place our rebel colonial friends may have had the priviledge of being part of our internatinal party gang.

I take particular pride in serving in Her Majestys premier service, there's a certain romance to living in a realm rather than just another republican state & I enjoy the links & assosciations the monarchy & Commonwealth give us with other countries. Rather than being completely detatached I'm proud of the fact my country can share a bond with the Commonwealth allies & that many people have cousins or relatives living in Commonwealth countries. There's also the similar history that the countries have for fighting for the old cause & many people can claim their ancestors died for King & Country, two of my direct ancestors have.

Whilst I am a Royalist you can't compare me to those vomit-inducing idiots who sobbed their pathetic little hearts out in 1997 over a woman they knew nothing of any real substance of. I think Harry has a curious sense of humour, probably quite a laugh to party with & no-body actually knows Charles or the rest personally so they can't really judge. I do know that he is worthy of some respect.

The Duke of Cornwall is the Heir to the Throne in a Constitutional Monarchy, therefore is unelected. So what? That's the British system, for whose 'unelected' Monarch thousands have sacrificed themselves either to make Britain great or keep Britain free. Democracy is no panacea - Hitler was an elected politician. It is not right to judge Charles so quickly. Do people just gauge his character from the infantile portrayals on the US networks? Charles is a patron of 360 charitable organisations, gained his flying wings at RAF Cranwell, become a Helicopter pilot on an Aircraft Carrier, came to command a coastal minehunter & earned his jump wings with the Parachute Regiment. In the year to March 2004, does a he helped to raise, directly or indirectly, £100 million for charity? He's hardly done nothing for anyone.

On the topic regarding tex: Taxpayers pays for the Civil List - money used to fund the Queen's duties as head of state. It pays for the costs of staff and running the Official Household. Within this, the only individuals to personally receive an income are the Queen, as Head of State, and Prince Philip. And they pay income tax. The Prince of Wales receives nothing from the public purse, but gains an income from his personal estates, the Duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall. In fact, the Civil List was introduced in the nineteeenth century, in lieu of the income from Royal lands and esates; today this income dwarfs anything the Civil List pays out, so in reality the taxpayer receives a benefit from the List.

Here's to the Monarchy beer: I like the silly symbols & strange uniforms because it gives one a sense of identity. I do hope there's little chance of having a revolution, the French never really caught on to the idea & it would be incredably bad form to see one of those decapitation devices on Horse Guards Parade.

elstatec 03-28-2005 05:54 AM

[quote="TGB!":1d086][quote:1d086]You're dellusional if you think it's easy living life as a royal. Their life is non-stop media-bait, do you think its fun to be poked fun at by the media, for the world to see? They do alot of PR work, they don't just sit down all day taking shits in golden toilets.[/quote:1d086]


Like father. . .

[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/660000/images/_661966_hit150.jpg[/img]

Like Grandson -

[img]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40716000/jpg/_40716791_sun203ok.jpg[/img]
[/quote:1d086]

actually prince philip is his grandfather sleeping:


ps. beer: fluffy representing

pps. $p!k3 stfu you chav

Whatada 03-28-2005 07:36 AM

I am only GF1 person live Britain & America.

rock:

Pyro 03-28-2005 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by anntihero
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Originally Posted by Judas
just as i ( we ) have no idea what its like to be "common wealth", you have no idea what its like to be american.

ive had the privilage to live in both the states and canada. from my personal opinion - i would choose canada anyday.

rock:

America is still cool though...but everyone has an opinion on which one they would like more.

Short Hand 03-28-2005 08:38 AM

STFU YOU ARE ALL DIRTY FUCKING CHAVS !!!!!

Tripper 03-28-2005 01:16 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1d856]take no notice of those coffee sippers my man, it's their fault if they don't want to be part of our glorious Commonwealth because their great grandfathers decided to throw some tea in the river or something a few hundred years ago. Had this unfortunate incident not taken place our rebel colonial friends may have had the priviledge of being part of our internatinal party gang.

I take particular pride in serving in Her Majestys premier service, there's a certain romance to living in a realm rather than just another republican state & I enjoy the links & assosciations the monarchy & Commonwealth give us with other countries. Rather than being completely detatached I'm proud of the fact my country can share a bond with the Commonwealth allies & that many people have cousins or relatives living in Commonwealth countries. There's also the similar history that the countries have for fighting for the old cause & many people can claim their ancestors died for King & Country, two of my direct ancestors have.

Whilst I am a Royalist you can't compare me to those vomit-inducing idiots who sobbed their pathetic little hearts out in 1997 over a woman they knew nothing of any real substance of. I think Harry has a curious sense of humour, probably quite a laugh to party with & no-body actually knows Charles or the rest personally so they can't really judge. I do know that he is worthy of some respect.

The Duke of Cornwall is the Heir to the Throne in a Constitutional Monarchy, therefore is unelected. So what? That's the British system, for whose 'unelected' Monarch thousands have sacrificed themselves either to make Britain great or keep Britain free. Democracy is no panacea - Hitler was an elected politician. It is not right to judge Charles so quickly. Do people just gauge his character from the infantile portrayals on the US networks? Charles is a patron of 360 charitable organisations, gained his flying wings at RAF Cranwell, become a Helicopter pilot on an Aircraft Carrier, came to command a coastal minehunter & earned his jump wings with the Parachute Regiment. In the year to March 2004, does a he helped to raise, directly or indirectly, £100 million for charity? He's hardly done nothing for anyone.

On the topic regarding tex: Taxpayers pays for the Civil List - money used to fund the Queen's duties as head of state. It pays for the costs of staff and running the Official Household. Within this, the only individuals to personally receive an income are the Queen, as Head of State, and Prince Philip. And they pay income tax. The Prince of Wales receives nothing from the public purse, but gains an income from his personal estates, the Duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall. In fact, the Civil List was introduced in the nineteeenth century, in lieu of the income from Royal lands and esates; today this income dwarfs anything the Civil List pays out, so in reality the taxpayer receives a benefit from the List.

Here's to the Monarchy beer: I like the silly symbols & strange uniforms because it gives one a sense of identity. I do hope there's little chance of having a revolution, the French never really caught on to the idea & it would be incredably bad form to see one of those decapitation devices on Horse Guards Parade.[/quote:1d856]

....and there it is. rock:

I <3 my Fluffy, fellow commonwealther...

geRV 03-28-2005 01:30 PM

The only "irish" that want to remain under brit rule are descendants of english imported sacks of shit that the brits stuck over here in the north to work hundreds of years ago.

Overall theyre a small minority when you factor in all of ireland, if they wanna think theyre british they should just fuck off over to england and do all the royal asskissing they want. sleeping:

Short Hand 03-28-2005 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
The only "irish" that want to remain under brit rule are descendants of english imported sacks of shit that the brits stuck over here in the north to work hundreds of years ago.

Overall theyre a small minority when you factor in all of ireland, if they wanna think theyre british they should just fuck off over to england and do all the royal asskissing they want. sleeping:

just submit already ffs. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

elstatec 03-28-2005 01:47 PM

why dont you just move over to canada, next door to the ati factory you grumpy fart.

Short Hand 03-28-2005 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
why dont you just move over to canada, next door to the ati factory you grumpy fart.

YOu FUCKING CHAV

Proteus 03-28-2005 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
[img]http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/world/0502/gallery.charles.camilla/g.2.jpg[/img]

*shudder*

Looks like it was on fire and someone stomped and pissed on it to put it out. annoy:

She's a man, baby!

/austinpowers

geRV 03-28-2005 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
why dont you just move over to canada, next door to the ati factory you grumpy fart.

Shouldn't you be spamming more threads with the word "chav"? A word that a total of about 5 people on this site understands.

Boring kids. sleeping:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-28-2005 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
The only "irish" that want to remain under brit rule are descendants of english imported sacks of shit that the brits stuck over here in the north to work hundreds of years ago.

Overall theyre a small minority when you factor in all of ireland, if they wanna think theyre british they should just fuck off over to england and do all the royal asskissing they want. sleeping:

I agree, that's all Cromwells fault & the puritans, damn roundheads! Never liked them, I wager I was one of those cavalier chaps in a previous life.

[img]http://www.wallacecollection.org/c/w_a/p_w_d/d_f/jpg/p084.jpg[/img]

elstatec 03-28-2005 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by elstatec
why dont you just move over to canada, next door to the ati factory you grumpy fart.

Shouldn't you be spamming more threads with the word "chav"? A word that a total of about 5 people on this site understands.

Boring kids. sleeping:

scally

geRV 03-28-2005 02:05 PM

http://www.scallycentral.com/

oOo:

Coleman 03-28-2005 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
http://www.scallycentral.com/

oOo:

wow UK english is like another language. I understand about 2% of it.

geRV 03-28-2005 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by geRV
http://www.scallycentral.com/

oOo:

wow UK english is like another language. I understand about 2% of it.

Kinda reminds me of a line from snatch

[quote:6dc9e]does anyone here speak english? I thought this country spawned the fucking language but so far noone seems to speak it.[/quote:6dc9e]

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-28-2005 02:10 PM

BLOODY CHAV PIKEYS IVE JUST BEEN DAHN CHATHAM HIGH STREET WIV ME MAYTES TO DA BATTLE CRUISER INNIT & BROUGHT ME A GOLD CLOWN FER ME BABE SHARNELL, BIG OUT TO DA GF1 CRU!!!!!!!!111111

FHAKIN ELL I GAT SHITE ON ME REEBOCK CLASSICS

elstatec 03-28-2005 02:13 PM

[img]http://www.scallycentral.com/galleries/netneds/images/dscf0005.jpg[/img]

CoMaToSe 03-28-2005 02:13 PM

the royal family is useless, just a bunch of figure heads with no real power. They're like chavs, but rich

Tripper 03-28-2005 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
the royal family is useless, just a bunch of figure heads with no real power. They're like chavs, but rich

Who the fuck are you again? Oh that's right. Some useless fucktard who doesn't think before he posts.

Did you not read the posts before explaining their usefulness to you uninformed americans?

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-28-2005 02:25 PM

the Queens got enough bling & has cement lions outside her house, but shes far too posh to be a Chav, Chavs gotta av da accent bruv innit

Stammer 03-28-2005 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
the royal family is useless, just a bunch of figure heads with no real power. They're like chavs, but rich

Who the fuck are you again? Oh that's right. Some useless fucktard who doesn't think before he posts.

Did you not read the posts before explaining their usefulness to you uninformed americans?

Explain to me again, becuase your from New Zealand and I'm having a hard time understanding why you have the right to talk about it but us "uninformed Americans" have no right to?

Ferich 03-28-2005 04:51 PM

[quote="$p!k3":bccfa]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
the royal family is useless, just a bunch of figure heads with no real power. They're like chavs, but rich

Who the fuck are you again? Oh that's right. Some useless fucktard who doesn't think before he posts.

Did you not read the posts before explaining their usefulness to you uninformed americans?

Explain to me again, becuase your from New Zealand and I'm having a hard time understanding why you have the right to talk about it but us "uninformed Americans" have no right to?[/quote:bccfa]

oOo: calmdown:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-28-2005 05:08 PM

LMAO


OK, a long time ago in a place called England a big, old, sailing ship called HMS Endeavour & commanded by some chap called Captain Cook set off to find new lands in the name of the most revered & glorious King George III.

The ship sailed all away across the world to an Island the Dutch had been visiting & navigated & explored the area a little more, then Captain Cook thought it was rather good & claimed the land for Blighty.

The area was then colonised by British sailors & anyone looking for adventure & promise in new lands. I believe some of the more naughty people were sent to another island a little further to the South West. They ended up going down there at the end of a sentence, which is probably why their sires tend to rise up in pitch at the end of theirs biggrin: j/k.

A couple of centuries later this little island becomes inhabited to quite an extent by ex brits & they start to take on their own form of government & style whilst still retaining some links to the old land & valiantly lend aid & support to them in times of need. Once the island moves into more modern times it begins to stand up on its own two feet, gains independence but still retains some of the old links in the form of an international organisation known as the 'Commonwealth'.

Old England, being a famous maritime power tried to do this in a number of places, and in many of them it succeeded, but in one particular place in North America the locals were rather rowdy one day & said some nasty thing about the King & taxes & even threw some snowballs at some soldiers & dumped tea in a river. The King got pissed off & sent the army over to tell these colonial rebels to stfu, but with the help of the French & Dutch & Spanish &tc these little upstarts managed to fight an effective guerilla war against people dressed in redcoats. The Brits were obviously weaker in this climate due to lack of tea & decided it was best to go home & have a nice cruise & destroy a few French ships along the way, so they called it a day at Yorktown. Ever since then this place has been excluded from Englands little gang because they didn't like the idea of having a King or ties with the old world. Nevertheless, we forgave the rebels for dumping tea & they seemed to get used to sipping coffee so we resumed trade with them & had a fairly close & happy history other than the time they tried to take over a big ol white place to the North & we had to burn down a white house or something & then there was Suez but its better we dont go there.

Hope this explains a thing or two,

kthx class dismissed

Nyck 03-28-2005 06:07 PM

england is like the jedi and america is Anikan to put it to some of your levels..

elstatec 03-28-2005 06:08 PM

again the ignorance comes into view sleeping:

Pyro 03-28-2005 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
england is like the jedi and america is Anikan to put it to some of your levels..

so america basically wipes out england...then becomes the next hitler.

Innoxx 03-28-2005 06:13 PM

But America gets a cool theme song and a wicked looking helmet.

Akuma 03-28-2005 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Nyck
england is like the jedi and america is Anikan to put it to some of your levels..

so america basically wipes out england...then becomes the next hitler.

already on our way

Akuma 03-28-2005 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Innoxx
But America gets a cool theme song and a wicked looking helmet.

rofl... +1

Whatada 03-28-2005 06:15 PM

Both America and the UK blow asshole. The world has shittified itsself, save the virgin rainforest and shit.

The entire planet has become one attention-whoring shithole, in which no-one has respect for any basic rules.


GO FEENGR A PLAHTEEPOOS.1!

Pyro 03-28-2005 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Whatada
Both America and the UK blow asshole. The world has shittified itsself, save the virgin rainforest and shit.

The entire planet has become one attention-whoring shithole, in which no-one has respect for any basic rules.


GO FEENGR A PLAHTEEPOOS.1!

Scotland is much cooler than England.

Whatada 03-28-2005 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Scotland is much cooler than England.



+1

Nyck 03-28-2005 06:18 PM

anyway...we all have huge e penises for our culture and society and its turned into a huge pissing check out my cock session about whos country is better.

WE NEED TO BE A COALILTION NOT OPPOSING FORCES

I dont expect anyone to say....god I wish my country was this or that or I wish I lived here.

Everyone has every right to defend their nation. we were all in the wrong because alot of us are ignorant as to what one nation or another does. But to say THE US IS GAY CAUSE THE HAD A REVOLUTION is just as stupid as some of the stuff that others(including myself) have said

I know Ive never been to england or europe or new zealand, so I fucked up when I tried to say some dumb shit and I was in the wrong, I apoligize and am ready to move on.

can we just group hug and make fun of something else.

"there are two things I hate in this world. people who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures... and the Dutch"


ps...Nice history lesson fluff....glad to see that absithine shit didnt ruin your mind beer:


pps..can we end the use of chav....no one fucking here dresses like that, except maybe somebodys grandpa when he hits the golf course.

Tripper 03-28-2005 06:23 PM

dance dance magic

Nyck 03-28-2005 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
dance dance magic


whats it like in the future btw...seeing as how you are like 12 hours a head of me.

Tripper 03-28-2005 06:34 PM

Tuesday March 29, 2005 is a buzzy day. cool:

elstatec 03-28-2005 06:44 PM

time got put forward so we are all living in the future


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