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Maplegyver 05-14-2005 11:45 AM

id hit it

Drew 05-14-2005 01:07 PM

[quote=strvs]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "dr nein":f1a4d
I'd rather not get any at all than fuck her.

Bull-fucking-shit.[/quote:f1a4d]

dr nein gets booty all the time, he doesn't need it from Frankentits over there.

Swill 05-14-2005 01:08 PM

to bad judas if she was in front of you on your bed naked with like shannon elizabeth and their making out.. you would join in... so plzdie: biggrin:

Judas 05-14-2005 01:11 PM

[code:de7cc]Am I gay?
This is one of the most common questions young guys ask themselves. The truth is, very few of us are 100% straight (or 100% gay). Lots of heterosexual men have fantasies about other guys, sometimes at the peak of orgasm, and this leaves them feeling very insecure. It's one of the most carefully kept secrets in male society. (But not on JackinWorld!) You're really only gay when you've concluded, without a doubt, that you enjoy males sexually more than females. Random fantasies and even sexual encounters don't make you gay. [/code:de7cc]

LOO

[code:de7cc]THE BELLY-SMACK
Get naked. Standing up, spread Vaseline over the top part of your penis head and spread more Vaseline on your stomach around the navel area. Leaning forward against something, and with a little bounce in your knees, thrust your pelvis and smack your penis against your greased belly about two times per second. Do this in 3- to 5-minute intervals. If you can keep this going for an hour, your penis will get so sensitive that it tingles and twitches between intervals. When you finally do ejaculate, it's a no-hands orgasm, with your penis smacking against your belly and semen flying everywhere. Take it slowly at first, with short sessions until your lower back and penis get used to it. [/code:de7cc]

Pyro 05-14-2005 02:19 PM

I don't even know if Id bang her, but i probably would.

Himmler 05-14-2005 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
[code:f0c26]Am I gay?
This is one of the most common questions young guys ask themselves. The truth is, very few of us are 100% straight (or 100% gay). Lots of heterosexual men have fantasies about other guys, sometimes at the peak of orgasm, and this leaves them feeling very insecure. It's one of the most carefully kept secrets in male society. (But not on JackinWorld!) You're really only gay when you've concluded, without a doubt, that you enjoy males sexually more than females. Random fantasies and even sexual encounters don't make you gay. [/code:f0c26]

LOO

[code:f0c26]THE BELLY-SMACK
Get naked. Standing up, spread Vaseline over the top part of your penis head and spread more Vaseline on your stomach around the navel area. Leaning forward against something, and with a little bounce in your knees, thrust your pelvis and smack your penis against your greased belly about two times per second. Do this in 3- to 5-minute intervals. If you can keep this going for an hour, your penis will get so sensitive that it tingles and twitches between intervals. When you finally do ejaculate, it's a no-hands orgasm, with your penis smacking against your belly and semen flying everywhere. Take it slowly at first, with short sessions until your lower back and penis get used to it. [/code:f0c26]

lol

dr nein 05-14-2005 04:28 PM

The truth is anyone who has ever been on IRC is not 100% straight. It's just impossible with all the mansex flying around.

ninty 05-14-2005 04:38 PM

[quote="dr nein":832ea]The truth is anyone who has ever been on IRC is not 100% straight. It's just impossible with all the mansex flying around.[/quote:832ea]

That is true.

Jimbo@ 05-15-2005 12:22 AM

Hey we all started as females.

Maplegyver 05-15-2005 06:55 AM

[quote=ninty9]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "dr nein":67c9e
The truth is anyone who has ever been on IRC is not 100% straight. It's just impossible with all the mansex flying around.

That is true.[/quote:67c9e]

rofl your house is on fire rock: rock: rock:

Johnj 05-15-2005 07:10 AM

[img]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/alone_in_the_dark/_group_photos/christian_slater1.jpg[/img]

Looks kinda hot in this shot.

Nyck 05-15-2005 09:24 AM

LMFAO @ Belly smack!

lasagna 05-15-2005 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
LMFAO @ Belly smack!


CoMaToSe 05-15-2005 12:04 PM

she was hott in early movies, when she had that cutie innocence about her. now she seems all used up, like courtney love or something

CoMaToSe 05-15-2005 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
[code:3a2a4]Am I gay?
This is one of the most common questions young guys ask themselves. The truth is, very few of us are 100% straight (or 100% gay). Lots of heterosexual men have fantasies about other guys, sometimes at the peak of orgasm, and this leaves them feeling very insecure. It's one of the most carefully kept secrets in male society. (But not on JackinWorld!) You're really only gay when you've concluded, without a doubt, that you enjoy males sexually more than females. Random fantasies and even sexual encounters don't make you gay. [/code:3a2a4]

LOO

[code:3a2a4]THE BELLY-SMACK
Get naked. Standing up, spread Vaseline over the top part of your penis head and spread more Vaseline on your stomach around the navel area. Leaning forward against something, and with a little bounce in your knees, thrust your pelvis and smack your penis against your greased belly about two times per second. Do this in 3- to 5-minute intervals. If you can keep this going for an hour, your penis will get so sensitive that it tingles and twitches between intervals. When you finally do ejaculate, it's a no-hands orgasm, with your penis smacking against your belly and semen flying everywhere. Take it slowly at first, with short sessions until your lower back and penis get used to it. [/code:3a2a4]

lol

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!@!!!!@ happy: biggrin: +1

Machette 05-15-2005 01:27 PM

I'll admit she was hot before she got her boob job

bukdez 05-15-2005 01:32 PM

she looks good n the American Pie series...

lasagna 05-15-2005 01:34 PM

Seems like she looks good in all of her movies, then real life shes a fugly whore.


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