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Whatada 06-19-2005 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chango
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Originally Posted by Whatada
As crawling infants, people travel on four limbs in the mornings of their lives. As adults, they travel upright on two limbs in the bright middays of their lives. As frail and elderly people tapping canes before them, they travel on three limbs in the twilights of their days.

Oedipus Trilogy biggrin:

correct

how about: walk on the living they don't even mumble, walk on the dead they mutter and grumble. What are they?

leaves. happy:

Eight Ace 06-19-2005 09:02 PM

[quote=harpua]
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":5ab68
relax you stupid cunt...she's not Jewish. nag:

woah dude, what the fuck.
that was uncalled for you shitface.
annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy:[/quote:5ab68]
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Originally Posted by harpua
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Originally Posted by bukdez
read more carefully before you fly off the handle...

either way, using that term is still uncalled for and offensive.

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Originally Posted by harpua
either way you need to shut your fat trap cuntmouth.

eek: oOo: rolleyes:

Vance 06-19-2005 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by harpua
-your saying that i had a problem with jew jokes (which i do) but i make racist jokes. are you trying to make the connection that jew jokes and race jokes are the same? so jews are a race? no. dipshit.

That's quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's okay to make racist jokes but it's not ok to make Jewish jokes because you think they're different? You're really full of shit.

I hope you get a large black cock down your throat, Jewbag.

Eight Ace 06-19-2005 09:07 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":5bf7f]the answer is "cock robin"....but what is the question?..* dances around playing flute *[/quote:5bf7f]
"What's that in my mouth Batman?" eek:

Hawke 06-19-2005 09:12 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":2ac94][quote="Eight Ace":2ac94]the answer is "cock robin"....but what is the question?..* dances around playing flute *[/quote:2ac94]
"What's that in my mouth Batman?" eek:[/quote:2ac94]
hahahahaah wtf

yODa 06-19-2005 09:38 PM

[quote=bukdez]
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Originally Posted by "Short Hand":6dd9b
What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?



Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts.

bwahahahahah!!!...[/quote:6dd9b]

Tripper 06-20-2005 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Vance
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Originally Posted by harpua
-your saying that i had a problem with jew jokes (which i do) but i make racist jokes. are you trying to make the connection that jew jokes and race jokes are the same? so jews are a race? no. dipshit.

That's quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's okay to make racist jokes but it's not ok to make Jewish jokes because you think they're different? You're really full of shit.

I hope you get a large black cock down your throat, Jewbag.

^ What he said.

....and actually the existence of a Jewish race is entirely debatable. Some agree there is, others don't - To totally write it off with that much conviction is just plain pig-headed, not to mention fucking narrow-minded....

....and where the fuck do you get off trying to take the moral high-ground against religious jokes only to then make such a blatantly racist joke and attempt to deny an obvious connection with writing off an entire race and writing off an entire religious group. It's insanely stupid of you. Get the fuck out.

Keep your bullshit to yourself you stupid little duddits-looking cockeyed fuckmunchkin.

SoLiDUS 06-20-2005 12:48 AM

All ya'll niggaz shut the fuck up. Man, gimme my muthafuckin' joint, nigga!

*swipes joint*

Swill 06-20-2005 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Vance
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Originally Posted by harpua
-your saying that i had a problem with jew jokes (which i do) but i make racist jokes. are you trying to make the connection that jew jokes and race jokes are the same? so jews are a race? no. dipshit.

That's quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's okay to make racist jokes but it's not ok to make Jewish jokes because you think they're different? You're really full of shit.

I hope you get a large black cock down your throat, Jewbag.

^ What he said.

....and actually the existence of a Jewish race is entirely debatable. Some agree there is, others don't - To totally write it off with that much conviction is just plain pig-headed, not to mention fucking narrow-minded....

....and where the fuck do you get off trying to take the moral high-ground against religious jokes only to then make such a blatantly racist joke and attempt to deny an obvious connection with writing off an entire race and writing off an entire religious group. It's insanely stupid of you. Get the fuck out.

Keep your bullshit to yourself you stupid little duddits-looking cockeyed fuckmunchkin.

dude seriously... your intelligence makes me want to hear more biggrin:

Zoner 06-20-2005 07:58 AM

Back on topic, fruits. mwah:

harpua 06-20-2005 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Vance
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Originally Posted by harpua
-your saying that i had a problem with jew jokes (which i do) but i make racist jokes. are you trying to make the connection that jew jokes and race jokes are the same? so jews are a race? no. dipshit.

That's quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's okay to make racist jokes but it's not ok to make Jewish jokes because you think they're different? You're really full of shit.

I hope you get a large black cock down your throat, Jewbag.

^ What he said.

....and actually the existence of a Jewish race is entirely debatable. Some agree there is, others don't - To totally write it off with that much conviction is just plain pig-headed, not to mention fucking narrow-minded....

....and where the fuck do you get off trying to take the moral high-ground against religious jokes only to then make such a blatantly racist joke and attempt to deny an obvious connection with writing off an entire race and writing off an entire religious group. It's insanely stupid of you. Get the fuck out.

Keep your bullshit to yourself you stupid little duddits-looking cockeyed fuckmunchkin.

oh noes, i got lil tripper mad!!1!!! too bad this is the internet or else he would get off his lazy fat ass, drag himself from whatever shithole he lives in, and punch me in the face!!! ahhh tripper, im so scarred or your intelligence and internet status!!

dildo eater.

Zoner 06-20-2005 08:10 AM

Well, thanks for killing the thread, ass.


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