[quote=Stammer]Levitation.[/quote:96b0c]the admin set no grav

Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":cf4e6][quote=Stammer]Levitation.[/quote:cf4e6]the admin set no grav[/quote:cf4e6]

LOL

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[quote="Scalping Chief":be3a1]Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.[/quote:be3a1]

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ROFLMAO@ email

dudemachineatpsu@gmail.com ROFL!!!! happy:

[quote=Nyck][quote="Scalping Chief":06413]Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.[/quote]

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[quote="Scalping Chief":65ff7][quote=Nyck][quote="Scalping Chief":65ff7]Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.[/quote]

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[quote="Scalping Chief":f8931][quote=Nyck][quote="Scalping Chief":f8931]Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.[/quote]

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[quote="Short Hand":974fd][quote="Scalping Chief":974fd][quote=Nyck][quote="Scalping Chief":974fd]Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.[/quote]

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Some good shit, boys.

[quote=Quze]ROFL[/quote:3ef6a][/quote:3ef6a]

Some good shit, boys.[/quote:3ef6a]lmaoooooo +1 nyck

rofl, post responses if you get any.

[quote=Nyck][quote="Scalping Chief":afccc]Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.[/quote]

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LMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAO

You suck at college pranks

Filling a room with genetic clone mixes of the super gay guy from Straight Eye and Paul Newman, then covering the prankee in human shit, and glueing the door shut...


..that's a prank.

What an asshat. Why oh why would you tell anyone you shot a load in your shorts, then let alone sleep in it?? As for the he/she, perhaps he should've kept that to himself unless he was blasted and had that for an excuse.

Back in the day, Arkan went to a party and got pretty plastered. As i was leaving, this mutt of a chick decided to accompany me. As i was stumbling through this condo complex, i kept telling myself: "self, i know you're drunk and horny but please don't fuck this chick, you'll never live it down". So, as i was cutting through a dark tennis court, the smaller head took over, so in my wisdom, i decided to let her blow me instead. After i dumped my load in her mouth, i hurried home to distance myself from her. When i woke, i felt pretty good that i didn't kiss or fuck her. I still had my dignity !!

^^didn't you mention that b4, butt u said then you were blown bi a guy?

I think I might've posted these sometime before...

- We made one dude's bunk into a working aquarium, complete with goldfish, filter, little blue rocks, and a plastic diver.

- We took apart a guy's room and re-assembled it in the 2nd floor lobby, putting his posters back up and everything.

- We locked a guy in the phone booth and blew baby powder under the door with a hair dryer. This happened on many occasions.

- We taped a guy to a tree, sitting in a chair, wearing only a pair of boxers with hearts on 'em. Hung a sign around his neck saying "I'm a smart-mouthed filthy maggot."

- We stole a Xmas tree from an all girls residence, set it up in our lobby and redecorated it. When the girls came by with campus security they looked at the tree, said "Nope, that's not it", and left.

- Daily, we used to throw bags of cold water on people in the shower and sometimes when they were on the shitter. Getting bagged on the shitter was the worst. The paper would get sogged.

That's all I can remember right now. I'm sure I'll think of other shit we did. Good times *sniff*

[quote="Eight Ace":ed5fd]^^didn't you mention that b4, butt u said then you were blown bi a guy?[/quote:ed5fd]

What is it with you? Did i fuck your Mother or some shit like that? You're so wrapped up in me and what i say that i'm thinking you're actually some deranged "Arkan" fan. Time for you to come clean you crazy lil' canuck.

Holy overreaction batman


Lobby furniture:
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Actually, you have no idea.

Hes austrailian and responds to everything with homo enchanted phrase.

Take this and relax.

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That kid seems hardly old enough for a junior in High School. What you should do though is put pepperoni all over his bed and in between sheets and stuff. Nothing creepier than sleeping in meat.

edit: This guy seems like Pyro or something. "I GET ALL DA BITCHIS FROM BRAMPTON" Dude all the bitches from brampton are hideous arab/hindu unibrow-hairy-armpit freaks!

How many times you been to Brampton?

[quote="Scalping Chief":b1c4d]How many times you been to Brampton?[/quote:b1c4d]

Once, to get to Mississauga.

[quote=Acideyez]Once, to get to Mississauga.[/quote:56e5d]

You're going to get stoned to death for pretending "all the bitches from brampton are hideous arab/hindu unibrow-hairy-armpit freaks!"

ahaha this thread is halarious, +1 nyck to you for your awsome email! rock:

hey hey...don't knock the brampton sluts.

[quote="Jin-Roh":156e2][quote=Acideyez]Once, to get to Mississauga.[/quote:156e2]

You're going to get stoned to death for pretending "all the bitches from brampton are hideous arab/hindu unibrow-hairy-armpit freaks!"[/quote:156e2]

eh but it's true

ever get a reply email?

Theiving fuck cuss: