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Michael 09-15-2005 08:02 PM

"Takes a real man to insult someone wife." indeed it does. no offense but isn't that what you've done at the beginning of this thread? eek: britney is someone's wife now or does that not matter cuz she's some pop music girl who can't sing for shit (sorry to those who do like her singing).

Nyck 09-15-2005 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
"Takes a real man to insult someone wife." indeed it does. no offense but isn't that what you've been doing through out all this thread? eek: britney is someone's wife now or does that not matter cuz she's some pop music girl who can't sing for shit (sorry to those who do like her singing).

shes also fake as shit and has become a total joke in the media. I mean look at how this report was written for christ sakes
"I wont have sex untill Im married, I never had sex never etc.."
year later "I had sex with justin timberlake"
shes been seen out tounging various celebrities
she married some one for 55 hours just for the fuck of it.
she then started dating a guy who already has 2 kids with his GF and makes him end up leaving her and the 2 kids out in the cold.
she was in talks of showing her pregnancy on tv.
she is a total hypocrite saying one thing then doing the other.

need I continue. this is fucking so stupid its beyond reason.

anyway fuck this thread.

"oh fuck this thread no fuck you this thread has feelings" rolleyes:

Judas 09-15-2005 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
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geRV 09-15-2005 08:10 PM

Funnily enough there was a show on here tonight showing her wedding, she actually looked attractive at her wedding and not like a piece of lousiana redneck inbred shit like she usually does. wallbash:

Heard her parents talking and i swore i was watching the fucking beverly hillbillies. oOo:

Michael 09-15-2005 08:10 PM

not really. you don't need to prove to me that she's a fake chick with bad singing (but she can shake her ass well..). i'm just saying...you're insulting someone's wife. its easy for you to do since she's a celebrity and will never run into this thread but you don't seem to take it well at all when its done to you. although, from what you said before about getting tired of people insulting your wife because of her weight, i'm guessing thats someone thats been on going here? thats just as wrong as bashing britney for having a c section. sorry if i pissed u off nyck, not my intention.

TonyMontana 09-15-2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
"Takes a real man to insult someone wife." indeed it does. no offense but isn't that what you've been doing through out all this thread? eek: britney is someone's wife now or does that not matter cuz she's some pop music girl who can't sing for shit (sorry to those who do like her singing).

shes also fake as shit and has become a total joke in the media. I mean look at how this report was written for christ sakes
"I wont have sex untill Im married, I never had sex never etc.."
year later "I had sex with justin timberlake"
shes been seen out tounging various celebrities
she married some one for 55 hours just for the fuck of it.
she then started dating a guy who already has 2 kids with his GF and makes him end up leaving her and the 2 kids out in the cold.
she was in talks of showing her pregnancy on tv.
she is a total hypocrite saying one thing then doing the other.

need I continue. this is fucking so stupid its beyond reason.

anyway fuck this thread.

"oh fuck this thread no fuck you this thread has feelings" rolleyes:

cant believe people actually care what celebrities do. let them do what the fuck they want. media makes up half the bullshit that you see and twists the words of everyone.

Judas 09-15-2005 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Funnily enough there was a show on here tonight showing her wedding, she actually looked attractive at her wedding and not like a piece of lousiana redneck inbred shit like she usually does. wallbash:

Heard her parents talking and i swore i was watching the fucking beverly hillbillies. oOo:

lol. southern twang on a broad is super hot ... shes not a fine example of southern woman tho ... trashy as fuk imo.

Tripper 09-15-2005 08:14 PM

rofl @ this thread.

geRV 09-15-2005 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
"Takes a real man to insult someone wife." indeed it does. no offense but isn't that what you've been doing through out all this thread? eek: britney is someone's wife now or does that not matter cuz she's some pop music girl who can't sing for shit (sorry to those who do like her singing).

shes also fake as shit and has become a total joke in the media. I mean look at how this report was written for christ sakes
"I wont have sex untill Im married, I never had sex never etc.."
year later "I had sex with justin timberlake"
shes been seen out tounging various celebrities
she married some one for 55 hours just for the fuck of it.
she then started dating a guy who already has 2 kids with his GF and makes him end up leaving her and the 2 kids out in the cold.
she was in talks of showing her pregnancy on tv.
she is a total hypocrite saying one thing then doing the other.

need I continue. this is fucking so stupid its beyond reason.

anyway fuck this thread.

"oh fuck this thread no fuck you this thread has feelings" rolleyes:

cant believe people actually care what celebrities do. let them do what the fuck they want. media makes up half the bullshit that you see and twists the words of everyone.

Dunno if its a matter of caring, more a matter of you see it on every friggin newspaper and tv channel you turn that you eventually have to end up buying a gun to take a potshot at them.

WORLD NEWS BRITNEY SPEARS HAS NAILS CLIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAVID BECKHAM NAMES SON ROMEO oOo:



oh yeah and a tidal wave just wiped out half of ethopia (in tiniest text possible)

spank:

Nyck 09-15-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Funnily enough there was a show on here tonight showing her wedding, she actually looked attractive at her wedding and not like a piece of lousiana redneck inbred shit like she usually does. wallbash:

Heard her parents talking and i swore i was watching the fucking beverly hillbillies. oOo:

oh you mean her 2nd wedding...see because when she actually got married her and the bridesmaids wore pink tracksuits

[img]http://www.anothersite.co.uk/searchimages/0,,2004431279,00.jpg[/img]

and her husband and groomsman...they completed the ensamble with white track suits with "pimp" across the back

[img]http://www.anothersite.co.uk/searchimages/0,,2004431281,00.jpg[/img]

after exchanging vows they had a benevolent feast of chicken wings and HAMBURGERS

Michael 09-15-2005 08:17 PM

gerv, just where do you hang out that you hear about all this stuff about celebs? i live in an area where people wouldn't stfu about brad and angelina, and other celeb bullshit but i only found out about britney's birth yesterday and that was on yahoo. is that info on her plastered everywhere where you live? oOo:

geRV 09-15-2005 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Funnily enough there was a show on here tonight showing her wedding, she actually looked attractive at her wedding and not like a piece of lousiana redneck inbred shit like she usually does. wallbash:

Heard her parents talking and i swore i was watching the fucking beverly hillbillies. oOo:

oh you mean her 2nd wedding...see because when she actually got married her and the bridesmaids wore pink tracksuits

[img]http://www.anothersite.co.uk/searchimages/0,,2004431279,00.jpg[/img]

and her husband and groomsman...they completed the ensamble with white track suits with "pimp" across the back

[img]http://www.anothersite.co.uk/searchimages/0,,2004431281,00.jpg[/img]

after exchanging vows they had a benevolent feast of chicken wings and HAMBURGERS

All i wanna know is was there spitoon facilities, and where the fuck was the chewin tabaccy. eek:

The party festivities concluded with spears and co takin pot shots with shotguns at homeless black people who they lured into the garden area with fried chick and watermelon.

Nyck 09-15-2005 08:19 PM

lmao potshots...anyway...bf2 time I feel the threapy working.

geRV 09-15-2005 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by M79
gerv, just where do you hang out that you hear about all this stuff about celebs? i live in an area where people wouldn't stfu about brad and angelina, and other celeb bullshit but i only found out about britney's birth yesterday and that was on yahoo. is that info on her plastered everywhere where you live? oOo:

Usually newspapers tv, on the web. Seems as though people can't take a shit without the media getting hold of it, and funnily enough that was proved right with that thread on bush today needing to go to the shitter. annoy:

09-15-2005 08:21 PM

M79 - geRV lives in Ireland, hes a leprechaun some say.

Michael 09-15-2005 08:24 PM

lol thats mean...but funny. gerv, i don't understand, the press made something about bush taking a shit? lol eek:

geRV 09-15-2005 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by M79
lol thats mean...but funny. gerv, i don't understand, the press made something about bush taking a shit? lol eek:

http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... ?t=1010315

Michael 09-15-2005 08:27 PM

lol wow.

Judas 09-15-2005 08:36 PM

i hate you gerv

geRV 09-15-2005 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
i hate you gerv

plzdie:

Milla 09-15-2005 09:46 PM

[quote="TGB!":902f8]She's a whore - because?

My mother had a C-Section. . .kindly go fuck yourselves.
[/quote:902f8]


Shes a whore because...well shes just a whore pure and simple no need to elaborate. She didnt want the stress of pushing a baby out so she had it cut out instead. And now she will have scars all over her stomach from it.

TGB! 09-15-2005 10:11 PM

[quote:2498f]saying that giving birth the natural way makes the mother appreciate the child more.[/quote:2498f]

My mother just wasnt going to go through it for the third time - not after the first set of twins.

[quote:2498f]Great job insulting my wife you fucking twat .[/quote:2498f]

Poor job attemptin to insult me ma'm - you fucking doof (heh - doof) -

[quote:2498f]Maybe someday you might move out of your momma's house and find someone like that.[/quote:2498f]

Lol - if thats what waiting in the real world - can just break the knob on the basement door. . .

Move on lil man - you took something personal you shouldnt have and are now crying like a lil punk - idiot.

[quote:2498f]And now she will have scars all over her stomach from it.[/quote:2498f]

Id still hit it -

Milla 09-15-2005 10:13 PM

[quote="TGB!":41a7b][quote:41a7b]And now she will have scars all over her stomach from it.[/quote:41a7b]

Id still hit it -
[/quote:41a7b]


ROFL! rock: rock:

TGB for prez

Michael 09-15-2005 10:15 PM

"My mother just wasnt going to go through it for the third time - not after the first set of twins." i see what you mean. i sort of understand what my sister meant, but honestly didn't make sense to me. something like that shouldn't affect how you end up raising/loving your child and shouldn't be so controversial. and yeah, she's rich so i'm sure she'll have it all covered up...the scars.

Milla 09-15-2005 10:18 PM

[quote="TGB!":06a36][quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":06a36
She's a whore - because?

My mother had a C-Section. . .kindly go fuck yourselves.

Thats understandable with that huge fucking head of yours.

I am sure however that your mom did try a natural vaginal birth but your watermelon sized head proved to be too huge of an obstacle and prevented it. She however probably didn't go in and say Doc just cut that motherfucker out...I don't want to go through labor.

Now then find your said mother and attempt to climb back into the womb thanks.[/quote:06a36]

No C-Section for you folks then. . .I'm sure the Wide Vagina on Ol Betsy (read: your wife) is big enough to slip a Buick through (your choice of year). . .seriously though - when hitting it from behind do you every have to pull out a map to figure out where the fuck you are on that land-mass?[/quote:06a36]

Funnist few posts in a row ive ever seen. rofl!

Miscguy 09-15-2005 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
.Great job insulting my wife you fucking twat... blah blah...

ooo look he hit a nerve. God damn right you did you mother fucker, Im sick and fucking tired of people insulting my wife. Is she overweight, yea. Do I give a fuck...no because I love her and she is a terrific person. Maybe someday you might move out of your momma's ... blah blah blah

Because in this life, if you dont find someone to "love" your a horrible person who doesnt deserve to live. Frankly id rather be alone than trapped in orbit around a small moon.

dr nein 09-15-2005 10:44 PM

[img]http://i-j-t.com/charactersSW/ObiWan/obi-wan.jpg[/img]
"That's no moon"

Madmartagen 09-15-2005 11:10 PM

chill out guys

Milla 09-15-2005 11:26 PM

omfg im gonna have to lock this in a min.

dr nein 09-15-2005 11:28 PM

die britney spears

there, back on topic

Milla 09-15-2005 11:29 PM

[quote="dr nein":0df0a]die britney spears

there, back on topic[/quote:0df0a]

gg


Britnay spears is an ugly slut

Short Hand 09-15-2005 11:43 PM

[quote="TGB!":26003][quote:26003]saying that giving birth the natural way makes the mother appreciate the child more.[/quote:26003]

My mother just wasnt going to go through it for the third time - not after the first set of twins.

[quote:26003]Great job insulting my wife you fucking twat .[/quote:26003]

Poor job attemptin to insult me ma'm - you fucking doof (heh - doof) -

[quote:26003]Maybe someday you might move out of your momma's house and find someone like that.[/quote:26003]

Lol - if thats what waiting in the real world - can just break the knob on the basement door. . .

Move on lil man - you took something personal you shouldnt have and are now crying like a lil punk - idiot.

[quote:26003]And now she will have scars all over her stomach from it.[/quote:26003]

Id still hit it -
[/quote:26003]

- My Mom has had 4 kids.. No C Section & NO Drugs of any kind.

- How is she a slut ? Do you really have to ask such a stupid question ?

Vance 09-16-2005 12:12 AM

[quote="TGB!":c0d60][quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":c0d60
She's a whore - because?

My mother had a C-Section. . .kindly go fuck yourselves.

Thats understandable with that huge fucking head of yours.

I am sure however that your mom did try a natural vaginal birth but your watermelon sized head proved to be too huge of an obstacle and prevented it. She however probably didn't go in and say Doc just cut that motherfucker out...I don't want to go through labor.

Now then find your said mother and attempt to climb back into the womb thanks.[/quote:c0d60]

No C-Section for you folks then. . .I'm sure the Wide Vagina on Ol Betsy (read: your wife) is big enough to slip a Buick through (your choice of year). . .seriously though - when hitting it from behind do you every have to pull out a map to figure out where the fuck you are on that land-mass?[/quote:c0d60]
LMFAOOOOOOO


PS - my mom had to have a C-Section because she was in mortal danger.

So yeah, go fuck yourselves, especially that bitch that Stammer calls mommy. eek:

Tripper 09-16-2005 12:49 AM

Nicely done everyone. You made me laugh at length. beer:

CoMaToSe 09-16-2005 01:45 AM

Nycks wife makes me look like fuckin hasselhoff..... as does nyck. I once saw a tee shirt in greece, it was a fat guy and a fat girl trying to get it on, and the caption said "Mission: Impossible". Ever get that, Ebaum?

TonyMontana 09-16-2005 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Nycks wife makes me look like fuckin hasselhoff..... as does nyck. I once saw a tee shirt in greece, it was a fat guy and a fat girl trying to get it on, and the caption said "Mission: Impossible". Ever get that, Ebaum?

....the hell?

CoMaToSe 09-16-2005 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Nycks wife makes me look like fuckin hasselhoff..... as does nyck. I once saw a tee shirt in greece, it was a fat guy and a fat girl trying to get it on, and the caption said "Mission: Impossible". Ever get that, Ebaum?

....the hell?

Im fat, they're titanic. /endthread

Tripper 09-16-2005 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Nycks wife makes me look like fuckin hasselhoff..... as does nyck. I once saw a tee shirt in greece, it was a fat guy and a fat girl trying to get it on, and the caption said "Mission: Impossible". Ever get that, Ebaum?

....the hell?

Im fat, they're titanic. /endthread

You're 10 times fatter than anything the human mind can even fathom.

Nyck 09-16-2005 05:04 AM

die everyone by getting sat on by me.

Zoner 09-16-2005 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Nycks wife makes me look like fuckin hasselhoff..... as does nyck. I once saw a tee shirt in greece, it was a fat guy and a fat girl trying to get it on, and the caption said "Mission: Impossible". Ever get that, Ebaum?

Coma, you're *this* close to being a GF1 ghost. That is just not fucking cool.

If you said that about my wife, I'd hunt you for sport.


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