why do you keep friends like that buck.

I don't know man, it boggles me

Some friend...

Tell him to leave the room, he'll understand.. eek: oOo:

oOo:

kill him. then suggest :

[img]http://www.trailwood.com/western_home_decor/horseshoe_decor/soap_dish/soap_dish_713.jpg[/img]

Ask the local recruiters to come to your home while he is there.

dont wash your dick as a sign of protest & then you can have a competition for who stinks out the house first, either that or advertise your new cheese farm.

Simple solution: Piss in his hair.

I think that guy's actually Buck's gay lover.

Cum in his asshole.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e7517]I think that guy's actually Buck's gay lover.[/quote:e7517]


Yup, he actually smells bad cause bucks been riding the face..and ass off him and denys him shower access afterwards.

so why don't you want him to shower at your house?

what?

I said I told him to take a shower but he refused to.

To emo for a shower?

[img]http://www.scorpionsshack.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jerry.jpg[/img]

then you must kill him. Or pass him off to someone else.

If he's really your friend he'd be listening to you when you tell him to shower. I mean he's living in your place, that means your rules. If he is really that desperate for a place to stay he should get a brain and shower and be kind to you that your letting him stay at your place for free.

I can't imagine any of my friends pulling something like this on me, that kid would not last 10 min in my house, dorm, room, w/e I was living.

cum in his butt

yeah, Phillips family is loaded...I hated that he was the all-star coach for baseball and always choose his son even though he sucked ass...same with andrew costley.

that's probably the only feasible option

EDIT: you could purchase a large can of Pal and smear his entire body with it, then herd all
the neighbourhood dogs into your room where they will proceed to lick him until he's spotless*.


*mind you, there is a chance this method could go horribly wrong
...but, nothing ventured nothing gained, eh?

Just say take a shower or you'll start paying to stay here.

[quote="Eight Ace":74eaa]that's probably the only feasible option[/quote:74eaa]

HAW! [/zoner]

[quote="TGB!":ab061]Andrew's still up this his bullshit I see. . .fucking guy. . .

Waitaminute. . .

WHO THE FUCK IS ANDREW COSTLEY![/quote:ab061]

some guy who always cried when he struck out.

[quote="TGB!":98186]Andrew's still up this his bullshit I see. . .fucking guy. . .

Waitaminute. . .

WHO THE FUCK IS ANDREW COSTLEY![/quote:98186]

ROFL

GIS for Andrew Costley:
[img]http://www.wheatonacademy.org/Athletics/XCountry/Images/Costley.jpg[/img]

Dreamy...

he got dem ol' dick sucking lips.

I love how pyro always talks about people with their full name like we know who da fuck they are.

[img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/112110586743337873214e3.gif[/img]

Because if ya know me you're someone important.

...Or you put on womens clothing and hang around in bars.

+1

Is he a lumbajack?

you know after thinking about this, it isnt your friend that has the odor problem, its you. He cant smell himself so he is fine. You are the one left in Linus' dust

dam, I know what you are talking about, it happen to me for like a week ... I was the stinky one.

I went to Seaworld w/ some buddies and we all got soaked. They were wearing sandals, but I was wearing sneakers w/o socks. Well, we were there the whole day and I didn't even bother about my shoes being wet, cause by the time we left I didn't care that they were hummid, I was just gona leave it to dry outside. Well the next day I had a bunch of shores to do, mowing (3-neighbor) lawns, cleaning garage, soccer practice ... well I used the same shoes for all that, and I did not wear any socks. Well monday comes and I'm getting ready to go to school, and I notice my shoes smell a little funky ... like an idiot I just put them on w/o socks cause I was starting to like it and thought that it would go away. Well after PE class, using the same shoes, I go to my english class and I just didn't notice the odor, or I got used to it but my classmates smelled it when i came in, luckily I came in w/ like 8 other people at the same time. Well, the teacher had to open the door and windows to let a breeze through ... man I was so embarrassed.

Similar things happen through out other classes, comments about someone reaking ... blah ... blah .. blah .. I ended up throwing the shoes away cause the smell wouldn't leave after the 5th wash. But my feet still smelled for that week. I had to get talcum powder, and lamisil fearing that I could get athletes feet.

what kinda rdneck doesnt wear socks? oOo:

You don't wear socks in sandals, man. hake:

[quote="mR.cLeAn":958ee]They were wearing sandals, but I was wearing sneakers w/o socks.[/quote:958ee]
\nice reading rolleyes: