[quote="Mr.Buttocks":5b221]THE MUMMYCAT RETURNS[/quote:5b221]

roflambo

ROFL! so true, i so give up on doing that lol, i just hover...than my legs are sore for the following days.

Pissing in urinals doens't bother me...if you're drunk it usually sparks conversation for some stupid reason.

Never had like a guy come up trying to conjure up a gay moment or speech yet though.

I like dumping in public places only if it is worked cuz i like getting paid to shit.

about the 3000000000000000000 time bullit has said something like that...good for you bullit oOo:

explain to me how the toilet paper thing does "nothing". When i take a shit in a public bathroom, i build a fuckin' birds nest to sit on top of. I don't want my bare ass to come in direct contact with the toilet seat.

And as for pissing, i'll do it anywhere. The world is my urinal !

http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story ... 831&page=1


"Really the cleanest areas in the bathroom are actually the door handle and the toilet seat," said Gerba.

I use the stalls to piss....

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explain to me how the toilet paper thing does "nothing". When i take a shit in a public bathroom, i build a fuckin' birds nest to sit on top of. I don't want my bare ass to come in direct contact with the toilet seat.
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[url="http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story?id=1213831&page=1"]http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story ... 831&page=1[/url]


"Really the cleanest areas in the bathroom are actually the door handle and the toilet seat," said Gerba.[/quote:1f4d2]

Actually, i always knew that by the way everyone steers clear of the toilet seat but i still build a birds nest. If anything, at least my ass doesn't have to touch a cold seat.
You gotta see me in a public bathroom. I basically touch nothing after i wash my hands. I turn the faucet off with a paper towel and also use it to open the door. My feet also come in handy for handling a door.
They did a study in NYC once on public features like: subway hand straps, escalator hand rails, door knobs, stair rails.....you wouldn't believe what they found on those surfaces. They found fecal matter amongst other things. The main carrier for germs is definately your hands.

Not to mention that right now as we type my left hand is cupping my balls for warmth.

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