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Sgt. Paine 01-24-2006 05:08 PM
haha im the only one on the poll that chose the whore

Madmartagen 01-24-2006 05:37 PM
wait, why dont you want to date girl B? you arent in a relationship with girl A, what have you got to lose? what, are you saving yourself for her or something, lol? gimme a break. if girl A gets upset about you going out with girl A, tell her you arent obligated to be her emotional tampon on the sidelines.

dr nein 01-24-2006 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Girl B has turned into a stalker. Help.
so turn her over and fuck her in the ass. what's the problem?

Stammer 01-24-2006 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
If you don't tap both girls, you're gay.

If you want to stop the stalking, this is what you do. Ass fuck the stalker and everytime she wants to get with you, insist on fucking her ass. After awhile, her ass will get sore and she won't want to play that game no more and she'll leave you. Trust me, it works. That goes for any girl you want to get rid of in your future.....just ass fuck them to death.
What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?

Blase 01-24-2006 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Stammer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
If you don't tap both girls, you're gay.

If you want to stop the stalking, this is what you do. Ass fuck the stalker and everytime she wants to get with you, insist on fucking her ass. After awhile, her ass will get sore and she won't want to play that game no more and she'll leave you. Trust me, it works. That goes for any girl you want to get rid of in your future.....just ass fuck them to death.
What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?
Then you've got the ass sex whenever you want it.

01-24-2006 05:57 PM
what if ass sex isnt your favorite...

Unknown_Sniper 01-24-2006 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stammer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
If you don't tap both girls, you're gay.

If you want to stop the stalking, this is what you do. Ass fuck the stalker and everytime she wants to get with you, insist on fucking her ass. After awhile, her ass will get sore and she won't want to play that game no more and she'll leave you. Trust me, it works. That goes for any girl you want to get rid of in your future.....just ass fuck them to death.
What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?
then he will probably marry her

Blase 01-24-2006 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
what if ass sex isnt your favorite...
DEAL WITH IT

Arkan 01-24-2006 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stammer

What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?
Like any girl, fuck her enough and she'll learn to dislike it. Don't believe me, just ask all the married guys of the world.

Arkan 01-24-2006 06:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
what if ass sex isnt your favorite...
ffs, you're a guy, you'll get over it.

Akuma 01-24-2006 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stammer

What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?
Like any girl, fuck her enough and she'll learn to dislike it. Don't believe me, just ask all the married guys of the world.
I've been fucking my girlfriend in the ass for over 5 years and she still enjoys it.

Jin-Roh 01-24-2006 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Akuma
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stammer

What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?
Like any girl, fuck her enough and she'll learn to dislike it. Don't believe me, just ask all the married guys of the world.
I've been fucking my girlfriend in the ass for over 5 years and she still enjoys it.
You're on your way to the GF1 Hall of Fame. rock:

CoMaToSe 01-24-2006 11:32 PM
rofl at the direction this thread has taken. I will not but anything more inside girl B. Frankly, I think she may have a disease.

Poseidon 01-25-2006 02:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
rofl at the direction this thread has taken. I will not but anything more inside girl B. Frankly, I think she may have a disease.
wear a condom, some rubber gloves and a gas mask oOo:



biggrin:

CoMaToSe 01-25-2006 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Poseidon
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
rofl at the direction this thread has taken. I will not but anything more inside girl B. Frankly, I think she may have a disease.
wear a condom, some rubber gloves and a gas mask oOo:



biggrin:
oOo: to teh extreme oOo:

Nyck 01-25-2006 11:02 AM
just fuck Nora Crowley

anti 01-25-2006 11:06 AM
[img]http://www.nnc.or.jp/~norikatu/seaphoto/seacat.jpg[/img]

Tripper 01-25-2006 12:04 PM
I could never stick my cock in someones shitter....

Unknown_Sniper 01-25-2006 12:06 PM
AS long as its not full of poo its great sex. Uber tight, and lots of feeling. I enjoyed it.

Hawke 01-25-2006 02:01 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":2c437]Uber[/quote:2c437]
virgin

Eight Ace 01-25-2006 02:13 PM
you should wait 'til they're both around, remove your trousers and panties,
point to your love truncheon and yell "Hey Tigeress's! you bitches gonna
have to fight it out 'cause only the winna gets to feast on this meat, ooh yeah." cool:

Poseidon 01-25-2006 04:52 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":717f1]you should wait 'til they're both around, remove your trousers and panties,
point to your love truncheon and yell "Hey Tigeress's! you bitches gonna
have to fight it out 'cause only the winna gets to feast on this meat, ooh yeah." cool:[/quote:717f1]

loooool

CoMaToSe 01-26-2006 05:56 AM
mayeb I should just let them chat with some of your guys oOo:
Maybe poseidon. I owe him that biggrin:

Zoner 01-26-2006 07:31 AM
So? Any progress yet?

sleeping:

Nyck 01-26-2006 08:10 AM
NEGATIVE

elstatec 01-26-2006 08:45 AM
comatsoe be with a girl, uberimpossible.

Arkan 01-26-2006 09:26 AM
Coma, you ass fucking the stalker like i told you to?

Poseidon 01-26-2006 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
mayeb I should just let them chat with some of your guys oOo:
Maybe poseidon. I owe him that biggrin:
loool

My gf was chatting to him last night ed:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-26-2006 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by NinjaDuck
Where's the option for both A+B? Damn half-assed polls.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

one post, and this happens to be it...

Sirus 01-26-2006 02:44 PM
[quote="Airborne Butters":3081e]I'd watch out for party skank hookups.

Just remember that girl B was probally drunk and it was a party, so sometimes you don't want to look to into it.[/quote:3081e]
nuff said

Mr.Buttocks 01-26-2006 10:14 PM
Take off your top.

Godsmack 01-26-2006 11:13 PM
Girl "B" was drunk girl "A" if shes all over u n shes hot take it

Milla 01-26-2006 11:27 PM
Who the fuck is in sirus avatar oOo:

Godsmack 01-26-2006 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Milla
Who the fuck is in sirus avatar oOo:
idk but nice tits... r they real?

strvs 01-26-2006 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Godsmack
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Who the fuck is in sirus avatar oOo:
idk but nice tits... r they real?
lol i duno if they r 4 real or not lmao

Poseidon 01-27-2006 05:08 AM
the face looks like the hoof.

Sirus 01-27-2006 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Poseidon
the face looks like the hoof.
nope, got the avy from wilko beer:

Sgt>Stackem 01-27-2006 02:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Poseidon
the face looks like the hoof.


thats why they invented light switches

Coleman 01-27-2006 05:01 PM
Post their pictures and I'll tell you which one to go crying to.


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