And here I was, thinking this thread was related to Sadomasochism.wmv. annoy:

Fluff, my advice is this.

Ditch the cock blocking friends and either get a good wingman or go solo. When i went out, i had the best wingman. We had a rule. If the one guy is hooking up, help him anyway you can. There were times i had to ditch my ego and talk to fatty so he'd have a chance at her friend. The classic example of this was one night in a club called Chevys'. He was hooking up with a smokin chick but her friend was totally in the way. Ever see the movie "A Bronx Tale"? Remember "Coffeecakes"? Well, this was the female version of him. I had to dance with this fugly chick so he could get laid. It worked. Thats what a good wingman does.

He paid me back by giving me the keys to his car one night whilst i was hooking up. He sensed it and fetched a ride home from some guy he knew at the club.

And if you can't get a good wingman, go solo. I used to do that when he wasn't available.

I remember getting cocked blocked one night by some guy i used to work with. He asked to meet me at a club because he had a few girls that would be there for us so i thought "Hey, this could be good". I get there and after awhile, i'm hooking up hard with a sweet blonde. He comes barreling up and wants to dance with her. Me thinking thats it's one of his friends i say sure, so they dance a bit. Now, i can see she's getting a lil' annoyed and when he goes to get a drink, i ask her whats wrong. She says my friend is a pain in the ass. I say to her "but i thought he was your friend, thats why i let him dance with you". She said she doesn't know him, he's just a friend of the girl she came with. I told her, "don't worry, when he returns, i'll make him go away" Sure as shit, i intercept him as he's walking toward her and i say "look dude, the girl was having a good time with me. Go find another girl...this one is going home with me". He was cool and let it go from there. At that point, i realized the value of a good wingman.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":177dc]im basically saying nyck got the best of you and you should take it.[/quote:177dc]

by posting a picture of me ya right sleeping:

though if you really do see it as that i could post a picture of him with the tuba.

and anyway stfu blitz you fat sack of shit.

[quote=elstatec]by posting a picture of me ya right sleeping:

though if you really do see it as that i could post a picture of him with the tuba.

and anyway stfu blitz you fat sack of shit.[/quote:6abc5]you still spread nutella on your face to show your internet friends, and thats all that matters. calmdown:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":ee2db][quote=elstatec]by posting a picture of me ya right sleeping:

though if you really do see it as that i could post a picture of him with the tuba.

and anyway stfu blitz you fat sack of shit.[/quote:ee2db]you still spread nutella on your face to show your internet friends, and thats all that matters. calmdown:[/quote:ee2db]

[quote=elstatec]by posting a picture of me ya right sleeping:

though if you really do see it as that i could post a picture of him with the tuba.

and anyway stfu blitz you fat sack of shit.[/quote:1b8a9]

Yea because a picture of me and my wife is so much pure oOo: then some fucking british wank job smearing some chocolate spread all over his face like someone took a shit on his face(which would actually probably help his appearence) and then taking a picture of it.

why dont you get a jar of cinnamon roll frosting and smear it all over your face and tounge like you took a fat money shot and post that picture next rolleyes:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":6b7c7]

Cock lock,
Run around the block,
Choke a negro with a sock,
Look over there, it's Ken Wok.[/quote:6b7c7]

We usually don't cock block each other...but we enjoy tag teaming one.

it's rather bad form to have a roast on any other day than a Sunday.

k i got an update on that blonde ho, I was just talkin to her on MSN then right outta the blue:

A heart of stone: the bitch
Will: me


A heart of stone, says:
yeh lol

A heart of stone, says:
copy and paste this to 10 ppl r u will lose someone close to u 2n , do u consider me as:
1)friend
2)best friend
3)possible gf / bf
4)fancy

A heart of stone, says:
ignore that btw, just pretend i didnt say it, i h8 em lol

Will~ says:
hmmmmm lol

Will~ says:
that depends

A heart of stone, says:
u can ignore it lol! its just i dnt wanna loose ne1 n im gay n i h8 them things wen ppl send em 2 me so just ignore it lol, ansa if u want but u kno!

Will~ says:
i duno yet really but ill go for 4 anyways

A heart of stone, says:
yeh!!! i rock!!!! lol brilliant!!!! just as well lol

Will~ says:
y just as well?

A heart of stone, says:
coz ur bnlaitantly well fit n if u say possibly 4 then thats a wikid thing lol1

Will~ says:
ed: ed:

A heart of stone, says:
ha ha ha!!! shyness comin out there lol

Will~ says:
yus

Will~ says:
lol

A heart of stone, says:
sorry im rly blunt lol

Will~ says:
mmm didnt really kno if u liked me tbh

A heart of stone, says:
yyyyyyyyyyyy?

Will~ says:
i duno i suck at judgin people

A heart of stone, says:
man!! so do i lol but hey u only liove once! just say wat u feel n if shit appenes, it appenes! big deal lol

Will~ says:
thats very true

Will~ says:
i gotta live by that rule too really otherwise ya never know

A heart of stone, says:
excactly!! y sit there wondering or wishin wen u cud just av ansas!!! i mean u kno! ah well, u still comin saturday?

Will~ says:
ya course

............................. edited out other convo crap

Will~ says:
i thought u liked luke really didnt kno whether u liked me

Will~ says:
or that other guy @ tap the other day

A heart of stone, says:
i do like u, hav since we first met lol!!! but dom is lvly 2 n ive got 2 kno him rly well n im gona try 4 it if he'l hav me but i do like u. im not sum player btw lol! but u asked so i thort id b honest


Will~ says:
dom the guy u were kissin on friday?

A heart of stone, says:
yeh

Will~ says:
k

A heart of stone, says:
r u annoyed wiv me

Will~ says:
na jus kinda wonderin why u asked me if i liked u if u wana try for dom

A heart of stone, says:
it was that lil test thing lol, sorry . look i need 2 go ok, im bein told to com off the comp lol, but if u hav my number feel free 2 text 2moz or wateva yeh. i feel propa bad now sorry. nite nite will x x x

Will~ says:
cya x


I don't know whether to trust her... I'm thinking maybe she said that on MSN just to see whether I liked her or not. She didn't mention this Dom guy, hes the guy I was talking about who she kissed in the bar when my mate was spying on her...


[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/k8.jpg[/img]

^ that's tha bish, would be kewl to have her as a gf or at least a hit & run... But where to go from here? I'm thinking maybe she was just checking whether she could have me before she goes onto that Dom guy... Damn cock tease bish is prolly trying to wind me up, hmmmmmmmmmm.

shes a whore...move on

i dont wana let her get away without a shag & pix!

go for it, you know shes seeing other guys, why cant you? just go into the relationship expecting it to not work out, but if i does, then good for you. if you just want a relationship out of it, it doesnt seem like shes that type of girl to settle down with a guy right now. just look at what you know now and go for it. i think she likes you, but who cares about dom.

go for it dude. if it just turns out to be a hit and run like you said,then at least you tried. girls are just girls, man. it aint nothin but a thing.

untill they sell your shit on ebay

the darkness hake:

she cant type worth shit. fuck the bitch.

I bet i ask her out and then she tells me she wants to remain a virgin before marriage. God is having a laugh with my life at the moment, I absolutely refuse to believe that a hot girl like that can tell me she likes me & then i get laid out of it! He's merely danging the bait infront of me so as to annoy me cuss: cuss: cuss: hellfire: mad: wallbash:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":6dd2f]I bet i ask her out and then she tells me she wants to remain a virgin before marriage. God is having a laugh with my life at the moment, I absolutely refuse to believe that a hot girl like that can tell me she likes me & then i get laid out of it! He's merely danging the bait infront of me so as to annoy me cuss: cuss: cuss: hellfire: mad: wallbash:[/quote:6dd2f]

dont worry man. the past 3 girls have been like that for me. we start to get close, they give me all the right signs and then when i push for something; they flip fop completely and leave me out on my ass. oh well...

^very true......

two options:
A)go for it
or
B)give me her screen name, i ll talk to her

Listen to Nyck.

lol, yes well fluffy shouldnt make that mistake, hes pimp. im still friends with that girl, though i never buy her anything. she is my non-gf.

now that i think of it, that typing of hers is very annoying.

OMFG YOU BOTH TYPE LIKE ILLITERATES! MY AUTISTIC 8 YEAR OLD COUSIN CAN SPELL BETTER FFS!

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b0e25]
Listen to Nyck.[/quote:b0e25]

Where have you gone Mr. buttocks!!! 10,000 isn't enough!

[quote="TGB!":4629d]Has anyone pointed out that GUYS cannot fucking COCK BLOC. . .

What the fuck. . . stupid: [/quote:4629d]

what if their fgts?

typical, I go see her for some kinda model photoshoot thing on Saturday, hopefully get some pics cool: & basically she's still up for going for a drink & stuff... Though now, as my good luck would have it, I am totally & utterly skint. cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss:
btw I tried going out without those guys & just one other mate & also didn't get very drunk & things worked out waaaaaaay betta rock: biggrin:

Fluff (and whoever else having troubles) this is my advice. Go for this girl but don't spend any $$$ on her until she proves worthy. Get a lil' stink finger 1st before you even think about going out of your way for her. You're young and a partying type guy so the ball is in your court. Make her play by your rules.

Good luck with the blonde lady fluffy, its only a matter of time...

I just came from a fantastic date, my first in a very, very long time [in fact I don't think I've technically been on a date before, things happen differently for me] anyways we drove around the local area from 3.30pm til 11.30pm so thats like 8 hours of solid chatting which I'm pretty damn impressed about, shes very chatty and we basically talked about everything under the sun, kissed nicely at the end of the night so i'll be seeing her alot more 2moro.......... cool: cool: rock:

We sat and made fun of drunken fools in this rough bar and shared a pizza too, listened to Michael Jackson's Bad album in the car, it rocked when Speed Demon came on and we reclined our car seats at the end, talked about trying to write left handed on the windows, was so cute. sorry but the word cute just described my date perfectly.
the kiss at the end was kinda nervous from her point although i didn't wanna grab her face and stick it in longer, lol, twas funnay.

Miyagi has a girlfriend, stop the press!!

[quote="mr.miyagi":ce5da]Good luck with the blonde lady fluffy, its only a matter of time...

I just came from a fantastic date, my first in a very, very long time [in fact I don't think I've technically been on a date before, things happen differently for me] anyways we drove around the local area from 3.30pm til 11.30pm so thats like 8 hours of solid chatting which I'm pretty damn impressed about, shes very chatty and we basically talked about everything under the sun, kissed nicely at the end of the night so i'll be seeing her alot more 2moro.......... cool: cool: rock:

We sat and made fun of drunken fools in this rough bar and shared a pizza too, listened to Michael Jackson's Bad album in the car, it rocked when Speed Demon came on and we reclined our car seats at the end, talked about trying to write left handed on the windows, was so cute. sorry but the word cute just described my date perfectly.
the kiss at the end was kinda nervous from her point although i didn't wanna grab her face and stick it in longer, lol, twas funnay.

Miyagi has a girlfriend, stop the press!![/quote:ce5da][img]http://soccergaming.tv/images/newsmilies/dance.gif[/img]

^rofl, awesome gif!

Mr. miyagi...once again you are tonguing-off the heart of love...good one M83! beer:




...y'know, I kinda wish I could be there.. just to see "it actually going in".[img]http://soccergaming.tv/images/newsmilies/dance.gif[/img]