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Milla 03-01-2006 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Milla
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Originally Posted by Tripper
KNEEL BEFORE THY SICKLE, those kids were fucking troopers, I'll give them that. They were quite ballsy for street scum.

I vaguely remember one of them kept on yelling "incoming!" while they were tossing shit at us, I lol'd afterwards....
ROFL! @ incoming


Trips what is a sickle?
Jesus fucking christ

http://www.google.com ---> images
spank: plzdie:

Stammer 03-01-2006 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Yeah they're exactly like our wiggers and lokes or 'Locos,' these dirty fucking cunts have started to hang out at the traffic lights up at my local shops, washing windows for change. They're such little scummy fucking troublemakers, me and about 12 of my friends got into a fight with about 5 of them one night after they started mouthing off - We had them sprinting away from us, nearly getting hit by cars trying to run across the main road (LOL) until out of nowhere one of their mates who turned up in a riced-out honda civic, with his friend that looked about 10 - He jumps out of the car and pulls out a fucking SICKLE, and starts swinging it at us. So needless to say, we backed off and made our way back over this train bridge, so they decided to start throwing fist-sized rocks and bottles at us - It was fucking frightening, I nearly knocked over a few girls trying to get off the bridge and find some cover.

Then I got seperated from my friends and I heard their car's huge muffler purring behind me as I walked down this street, so I jumped over some random person's fence and ran through their property to the next street over and made a mad dash to safety....God damn fucking scum. Exactly like those chavs but with a disgusting kiwi/chav/crackhead type accent and even rattier clothes....
Enemy Honda spotted!

HeadUp 03-01-2006 08:41 PM
i always wondered what a chav was when stat would drop it, im glad i now know, i went to urban dictionary and the definition was an exact description of the kids in that video

i guess a chav is the equivalent of a n****r in the uk since most of your black people are somewhat more well-mannered as a whole...

CoMaToSe 03-01-2006 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Milla
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Originally Posted by Tripper
KNEEL BEFORE THY SICKLE, those kids were fucking troopers, I'll give them that. They were quite ballsy for street scum.

I vaguely remember one of them kept on yelling "incoming!" while they were tossing shit at us, I lol'd afterwards....
ROFL! @ incoming


Trips what is a sickle?
Communist Armory

Crazy Canadian 03-02-2006 12:15 AM
Rent the movie FootBall Factory.

Eight Ace 03-02-2006 03:29 AM
no..from what you fellows are saying, these "chavs" cannot
be Bwittish...they're probably awful foreigners or something.


[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/tea.jpg[/img]

Poseidon 03-02-2006 06:12 AM
^ LOL @ above! My gf hates me, cause whenever I'm on cam - i'm always drinking a brew. Going round town, i'll always suggest to get some coffee.

Although I dnt have a mustache and a saucer.

White Rabbit 03-02-2006 09:07 AM
lol, eight ace happy:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-02-2006 11:25 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":1e1a4]no..from what you fellows are saying, these "chavs" cannot
be Bwittish...they're probably awful foreigners or something.


[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/tea.jpg[/img][/quote:1e1a4]

You know that's actually quite accurate biggrin: There was a time when I was drinking that stuff 4x a day every day... Bout that time again right now actually!

Nyck 03-02-2006 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Poseidon
My gf hates me, cause whenever I'm on cam
how can you have piss camz buttsecks camz with coffee in hand

Milla 03-02-2006 11:49 AM
So do explain why the British drink tea vigoriously

elstatec 03-02-2006 12:16 PM
i dont spank:
[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/BEER.gif[/img]

Nyck 03-02-2006 12:27 PM
you forgot to edit the persons hair in the last picture to make it shorter, but hair on his back and a huge dong between his legs

Jakke 03-02-2006 12:27 PM
correction biggrin:

[img]http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/2641/elstat0pf.gif[/img]

Nyck 03-02-2006 12:28 PM
add a brown color to the mustache area for nutella

elstatec 03-02-2006 12:36 PM
i was going to do that originally but it didnt fit in with my plans.


plus the nutella has run out in the house, need to stock up.

Nyck 03-02-2006 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by elstatec
i was going to do that originally but it didnt fit in with my plans.


plus the nutella has run out in the house, need to stock up.
loney:

03-02-2006 01:06 PM
dont forget the fappage and the sega dreamcast in the background.

HeadUp 03-02-2006 03:00 PM
and a backwards cig

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-02-2006 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Milla
So do explain why the British drink tea vigoriously

sippin a brew right now actually, I'm not really sure I know the answer to that it's just something we do like cricket and football. But i wager if it was a sport we'd stand a better chance happy:

Whatada 03-02-2006 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
The guy who made Salad Fingers helped make this. I think its a joke...
You are a fucking numbskull times a million. spank:

I remember while I was in Scotland, they banned the wearing of Burberry brand clothing and hats in pubs and whatnot, because slimedog cuntchavs constantly wear them. It was on the radio, and I laughed.

Poseidon 03-02-2006 06:13 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":084ba]
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Originally Posted by Milla
So do explain why the British drink tea vigoriously

sippin a brew right now actually, I'm not really sure I know the answer to that it's just something we do like cricket and football. But i wager if it was a sport we'd stand a better chance happy:[/quote:084ba]

I cant answer it either, i'd have a brew right now if I didnt have my beer.

elstatec 03-02-2006 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
dont forget the fappage and the sega dreamcast in the background.

dreamcasts

03-02-2006 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by elstatec
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
dont forget the fappage and the sega dreamcast in the background.

dreamcasts
whatever. dreamcast was fun for about 10 minutes. NBA 2k2 is all i played.


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