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Tripper 06-02-2006 10:05 PM

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Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)

Spoken like someone who has never had a long-term g/f.

dude whateva..... r u serious?

Absolutely.

Having a significant other doesn't mean you get sex whenever and as often as you require. Only males would drop everything and dodge responsibilities for sex - That is not at all a typical female trait.

gtboys34 06-02-2006 10:20 PM

im not saying that i get everytime i want it man. is that what you got from my statement? all i was saying is that if you have a gf (assuming she doesnt hold out on you for whatever reason rolleyes: ) there is no need to beatoff. Why would I go and beat off to another woman pictures or even her pics if im already gettin it...!? That really doesn't make any sense trip.. pls explain.

Blase 06-02-2006 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
im not saying that i get everytime i want it man. is that what you got from my statement? all i was saying is that if you have a gf (assuming she doesnt hold out on you for whatever reason rolleyes: ) there is no need to beatoff. Why would I go and beat off to another woman pictures or even her pics if im already gettin it...!? That really doesn't make any sense trip.. pls explain.

I understand what Tripper is saying. As males we require almost daily sexual attention, and there will be times in which our respective girlfriends will be unable to attend to our needs. In such cases it falls upon our own hands (Literally and figuratively) to meet those needs.

If your girlfriend is giving you sex as often as you want it, rock: .

Back on topic.

First - Softcore on HBO late night

Last - Asian, I think.

Nyck 06-02-2006 11:17 PM

I remember before all this cable digital tv shit I was maybe 15-16. the porn channel was on reg cable just a higher channel and one glorious evening at 11 pm the gods smiled upon me and it was magically descrambled.

I popped in a vcr tape and pressed record.

I think spent a night of fapping to jenna jameson, chasey lain and various other mid 90s porn

I decided to stay home the next day from school because I was "sick" aka balls drained.

we used to have a cheater box as well when I was 16-17 that got every channel. I used to unhook it from upstairs in theliving room and take it down stairs and fap to playboy or spice

Tripper 06-02-2006 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
I remember before all this cable digital tv shit I was maybe 15-16. the porn channel was on reg cable just a higher channel and one glorious evening at 11 pm the gods smiled upon me and it was magically descrambled.

I popped in a vcr tape and pressed record.

I think spent a night of fapping to jenna jameson, chasey lain and various other mid 90s porn

I decided to stay home the next day from school because I was "sick" aka balls drained.

we used to have a cheater box as well when I was 16-17 that got every channel. I used to unhook it from upstairs in theliving room and take it down stairs and fap to playboy or spice

fuck jesus and the bible - THAT was the 'Greatest Story Ever Told.' biggrin: rock:

snipes 06-02-2006 11:49 PM

ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL Nyck - honestly

Blase 06-03-2006 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
I remember before all this cable digital tv shit I was maybe 15-16. the porn channel was on reg cable just a higher channel and one glorious evening at 11 pm the gods smiled upon me and it was magically descrambled.

I popped in a vcr tape and pressed record.

I think spent a night of fapping to jenna jameson, chasey lain and various other mid 90s porn

I decided to stay home the next day from school because I was "sick" aka balls drained.

we used to have a cheater box as well when I was 16-17 that got every channel. I used to unhook it from upstairs in theliving room and take it down stairs and fap to playboy or spice

A most excellent excert from the new autobiography of Nick West entitled, "Cockthumper: How I stole cable to bust a nut with Jenna Jameson vol. 1"

Bucknub 06-03-2006 12:40 AM

hahahaha!

Nyck 06-03-2006 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by Nyck
I remember before all this cable digital tv shit I was maybe 15-16. the porn channel was on reg cable just a higher channel and one glorious evening at 11 pm the gods smiled upon me and it was magically descrambled.

I popped in a vcr tape and pressed record.

I think spent a night of fapping to jenna jameson, chasey lain and various other mid 90s porn

I decided to stay home the next day from school because I was "sick" aka balls drained.

we used to have a cheater box as well when I was 16-17 that got every channel. I used to unhook it from upstairs in theliving room and take it down stairs and fap to playboy or spice



A most excellent excert from the new autobiography of Nick West entitled, "Cockthumper: How I stole cable to bust a nut with Jenna Jameson vol. 1"

writes that down as possible title for memoirs

Sicilian_Summers 06-03-2006 12:34 PM

First: I think it was Cindy Margolis

Last: WWE Divas

Pyro 06-03-2006 05:11 PM

First: hmm...i believe it was one of those baby blue movies on city tv after 12.

Last: Some porno with jenna haze and this other girl getting initiated in college.

Eight Ace 06-03-2006 05:54 PM

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Last: Some porno with jenna haze and this other girl getting initiated in college.

was it a satisfying orgasm rock:

..or were u just going thru the motions, ur heart not really in it.. loney:

CoMaToSe 06-03-2006 05:57 PM

new last: covermyface.org

Eight Ace 06-03-2006 06:02 PM

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new last: covermyface.org

lol...this will be the longest thread ever as people update their "last" details... biggrin:

Unknown_Sniper 06-03-2006 09:26 PM

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new last: covermyface.org

die now plz k thanks

Coleman 06-03-2006 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
new last: covermyface.org

so wrong and disgusting oOo:

Sirus 06-03-2006 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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new last: covermyface.org

so wrong and disgusting oOo:

lol ya why would you post a update eek:

Eames 06-04-2006 01:37 AM

first-scrambled porn from playboy tv

last- island fever 3

mR.cLeAn 06-04-2006 05:43 AM

first Victoria Secrets catalouge


last, I came over to my parents house and spent the night, well my sis 17 had a friend over spending the night, well I went over to her room and jacked off in her face, and than cleaned her up. Well thats what I did from my bed, in my mind.

HeadUp 06-04-2006 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sirus
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
new last: covermyface.org

so wrong and disgusting oOo:

lol ya why would you post a update eek:

its comatose, thats why durrrrr


first: i dont remember, just thinkin of sex, and i didnt do it fap style, i did it by laying on my stomach and doing like a humping motion or something, i didnt know what jackin it was, or what happened when i blated

last: i have no pron out here cuz im online either on my roommates laptop or at an internet cafe, so i have to do it in the shower, thought of ariana jollee getting creamed i think, when i have to leave it to imagination, my mind goes from one memorable porn scene to the other

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-04-2006 06:26 AM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":9a69a]first Victoria Secrets catalouge


last, I came over to my parents house and spent the night, well my sis 17 had a friend over spending the night, well I went over to her room and jacked off in her face, and than cleaned her up. Well thats what I did from my bed, in my mind.[/quote:9a69a]

what did you sister say to you, in your mind?

Mr.Buttocks 06-04-2006 07:03 AM

IMJACKINGOFFRIGHTNOW

Nyck 06-04-2006 08:21 AM

lmao at dry humping bed

CoMaToSe 06-04-2006 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by HeadUp
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Originally Posted by Sirus
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
new last: covermyface.org

so wrong and disgusting oOo:

lol ya why would you post a update eek:

its comatose, thats why durrrrr


first: i dont remember, just thinkin of sex, and i didnt do it fap style, i did it by laying on my stomach and doing like a humping motion or something, i didnt know what jackin it was, or what happened when i blated

last: i have no pron out here cuz im online either on my roommates laptop or at an internet cafe, so i have to do it in the shower, thought of ariana jollee getting creamed i think, when i have to leave it to imagination, my mind goes from one memorable porn scene to the other

same, only I insert real life girls in the pron

Tripper 06-04-2006 04:39 PM

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lmao at dry humping bed


mR.cLeAn 06-04-2006 05:43 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":314ba][quote="mR.cLeAn":314ba]first Victoria Secrets catalouge


last, I came over to my parents house and spent the night, well my sis 17 had a friend over spending the night, well I went over to her room and jacked off in her face, and than cleaned her up. Well thats what I did from my bed, in my mind.[/quote:314ba]

what did you sister say to you, in your mind?[/quote:314ba]

her FRIEND came over in the morning, and blew me off as a wake up call.
in my mind.

CoMaToSe 06-05-2006 03:21 AM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":ebb1c][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":ebb1c][quote="mR.cLeAn":ebb1c]first Victoria Secrets catalouge


last, I came over to my parents house and spent the night, well my sis 17 had a friend over spending the night, well I went over to her room and jacked off in her face, and than cleaned her up. Well thats what I did from my bed, in my mind.[/quote:ebb1c]

what did you sister say to you, in your mind?[/quote:ebb1c]

her FRIEND came over in the morning, and blew me off as a wake up call.
in my mind.[/quote:ebb1c]
That reminds me of an absolutely almost certainly true urban FIS legend. A girl, lets call her Alice, brings her Friend, who shall be known as Jane, to her house. Alices brother has also invted 4 of his friends over. Now the story goes that Jane gave each one of Alice's brother's friends head, and each came on her face. This story is mist often used to explain Jane's dead eye.
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