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Coleman 06-13-2006 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by Zoner
Attaboy. What was his name?

She was finnish. I dont remember. But I am amazed how attractive gay guys seem to find me. Off all my friends, I am the only one who they hit on. God help me.


dude, i think you are repulsive and I dont find you attractive at all, so dont pull the bullshit "fags love me" card, cuz it just aint true.

lol owned by a homo

gtboys34 06-13-2006 09:19 PM

3 pages of flaming hot sex nag:

coma, dont worry about them man. If ya got it you got it! but just remember when you look down at your penis a month from now and see that ocean ginger color coming out of your piss........it ain't piss happy:

TonyMontana 06-13-2006 09:22 PM

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geRV 06-13-2006 09:36 PM

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/14/jerkit5qz.gif[/img]

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HeadUp 06-13-2006 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
you're such a girl... its best to lose it on a one night
stand. That way, if you are terrible, you wont have to face that girl ever again. Get some practice in before you find a girl who you might want to keep. (but of course you're a "virgin" when you finally do meet her)

i lost my virginity to a random girl, she didnt know i was a virgin, i got her off, but i dont think i would have liked to do it that way....maybe the gress is greener, but i think i would rather have been able to keep a relationship goin and devirginized both myself and my girl

either way, coma there is no way in hell you got your dick sucked unless you post pics of the girl

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-13-2006 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by HeadUp
coma there is no way in hell you got your dick sucked unless you post pics of the girl

its the one on the right

[img]http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9343/partyondood2cb.jpg[/img]

gtboys34 06-13-2006 09:49 PM

paper or plastic?

RaNgeR 06-13-2006 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Proteus
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by Zoner
Attaboy. What was his name?

She was finnish. I dont remember. But I am amazed how attractive gay guys seem to find me. Off all my friends, I am the only one who they hit on. God help me.

Maybe one of your friends put an "I eat dick" sign on you. Either that or you were sending signals..

Prot..stfu. Coma > you in the female department. I doubt you could get shit..

snipes 06-13-2006 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
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Originally Posted by Proteus
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by Zoner
Attaboy. What was his name?

She was finnish. I dont remember. But I am amazed how attractive gay guys seem to find me. Off all my friends, I am the only one who they hit on. God help me.

Maybe one of your friends put an "I eat dick" sign on you. Either that or you were sending signals..

Prot..stfu. Coma > you in the female department. I doubt you could get shit..

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gtboys34 06-13-2006 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
paper or plastic?

Void!

RaNgeR 06-13-2006 10:50 PM

yes snipes?

Michael 06-13-2006 11:32 PM

lol@this thread.

Simo Häyhä 06-14-2006 12:12 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8770b]
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Originally Posted by HeadUp
coma there is no way in hell you got your dick sucked unless you post pics of the girl

its the one on the right

[img]http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9343/partyondood2cb.jpg[/img][/quote:8770b]
Holy shite.
Looks like the battle of Stalingrad on her fucking face...

Short Hand 06-14-2006 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Did you get laid? Not getting laid in Ibiza is like not getting drunk in Newfoundland.

Amen.

snipes 06-14-2006 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
yes snipes?

Do you even know Prot personally? How the fuck would you know if he gets action or not? oOo:

CoMaToSe 06-14-2006 05:51 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":05bf5]did u cum in her mouth coma?[/quote:05bf5]
no, she made me wear a condom.

PS Wow @ thread. I expected a lot more "I thought you were deasd... AND I WAS GLAD LOLL" spam.

Simo Häyhä 06-14-2006 05:55 AM

who the fuck gets head with a condom on? lawl i hope s(he) liked the taste on condom lube

CoMaToSe 06-14-2006 06:47 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":d2f3d]who the fuck gets head with a condom on? lawl i hope s(he) liked the taste on condom lube[/quote:d2f3d]
her choice, she was afraid I might have AIDS or something. Cant be too careful in Ibiza, I guess

RaNgeR 06-14-2006 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by snipes
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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
yes snipes?

Do you even know Prot personally? How the fuck would you know if he gets action or not? oOo:

One only needs to look..fool

Nyck 06-14-2006 07:50 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":7c209
who the fuck gets head with a condom on? lawl i hope s(he) liked the taste on condom lube

her choice, she was afraid I might have AIDS or something. Cant be too careful in Ibiza, I guess[/quote:7c209]

dumb bitch, one look at you would obviously rule out you ever getting aids

ps. by him saying he got head, he means his buddy got head and he just stood next to him with his hand on his shoulder watching.

hot 3rd wheel action

[img]http://myspace-865.vo.llnwd.net/00799/56/80/799690865_l.jpg[/img]

CoMaToSe 06-14-2006 07:56 AM

poor josh, he had the bluest balls ever, his GF couldnt go because shes only a junior and had exams this past week.

snipes 06-14-2006 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
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Originally Posted by snipes
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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
yes snipes?

Do you even know Prot personally? How the fuck would you know if he gets action or not? oOo:

One only needs to look..fool

rolleyes: imwithstupid:

06-14-2006 01:15 PM

none of you get any action.

Eight Ace 06-14-2006 03:19 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":e4cc7
did u cum in her mouth coma?

no, she made me wear a condom.
[/quote:e4cc7]
just on that, did u manage to get a feel of her tits?

[img]http://www.israelmilitary.com/images/thumbnails/bigimg36343.jpg[/img]

Eight Ace 06-14-2006 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez
none of you get any action.

hey fella!, blow it out ur butt....oh, erm..wait..

Simo Häyhä 06-14-2006 03:22 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":66433]
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
none of you get any action.

hey fella!, blow it out ur butt....oh, erm..wait..[/quote:66433]
LAWL

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-14-2006 05:44 PM

coma = [img]http://www.bobross.com/art/how-to/raccoon/Raccoon-03.jpg[/img]

strvs 06-14-2006 10:37 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":54d95]coma = [img]http://www.bobross.com/art/how-to/raccoon/Raccoon-03.jpg[/img][/quote:54d95]
pwnd

Tripper 06-15-2006 12:48 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":65ec3
did u cum in her mouth coma?

no, she made me wear a condom. [/quote:65ec3]

LOL. Now I KNOW you're full of shit.

Who the FUCK gets a blow job with a condom on? Spoken like a true virgin.

Jin-Roh 06-15-2006 02:43 AM

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooffff ffffffffffffffffffffflllllllllllllllllllllll

/ban

Sirus 06-15-2006 04:52 AM

[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":eb651
did u cum in her mouth coma?

no, she made me wear a condom.

LOL. Now I KNOW you're full of shit.

Who the FUCK gets a blow job with a condom on? Spoken like a true virgin.[/quote:eb651]
I was thinkin the same thing LOL

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
It felt like a bag of sand


CoMaToSe 06-15-2006 05:23 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":78456]
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
none of you get any action.

hey fella!, blow it out ur butt....oh, erm..wait..[/quote:78456]
where IS akuma lately?

Mr.Buttocks 06-15-2006 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Who the FUCK gets a blow job with a condom on? Spoken like a true virgin.


Maybe the girl in question was a sensible, health-conscious young lady?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-15-2006 09:50 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":9a1cd]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Who the FUCK gets a blow job with a condom on? Spoken like a true virgin.


Maybe the dude in question was a sensible, health-conscious young man?[/quote:9a1cd]LAWL

CoMaToSe 06-15-2006 09:54 AM

[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":7a38d
did u cum in her mouth coma?

no, she made me wear a condom.

LOL. Now I KNOW you're full of shit.

Who the FUCK gets a blow job with a condom on? Spoken like a true virgin.[/quote:7a38d]
I didnt say I could quantify it, her preference.

06-15-2006 11:06 AM

noone gets a blowjob with a condom on...so you are lying.

RaNgeR 06-15-2006 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by snipes
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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
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Originally Posted by snipes
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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
yes snipes?

Do you even know Prot personally? How the fuck would you know if he gets action or not? oOo:

One only needs to look..fool

rolleyes: imwithstupid:

What are you confused about? Proteus shouldnt be making fun of coma.

KTOG 06-15-2006 02:40 PM

I love the taste of latex semen filled canollis

Tripper 06-15-2006 03:37 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":27d56]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Who the FUCK gets a blow job with a condom on? Spoken like a true virgin.


Maybe the girl in question was a sensible, health-conscious young lady?[/quote:27d56]

RLOLF

Nyck 06-16-2006 08:19 AM

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