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[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-03-2006 12:45 PM

i wish you homos would get on IRC onceinawhile hellfire: sleeping:

Short Hand 08-03-2006 01:18 PM

"Don't fucking eat on your brake or you will get the niggeritus."


"Night Shift Supervisor"

Zoner 08-03-2006 01:21 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":2fd2a]i wish you homos would get on IRC onceinawhile hellfire: sleeping:[/quote:2fd2a]
I'm in the room now. Join me for a discreet encounter.

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 08-03-2006 01:46 PM

I always pop in on the hope of talkin to you guys but it's always empty. loney: loney:

Nyck 08-03-2006 02:00 PM

were gaying out in there right now

Tripper 08-03-2006 02:45 PM

I'm usually horny for IRC but theres never cunts in there. We need interweb regulars to register a new channel (#gf1 has lost its registration on gamesurge) so I can idle in it. lols

Nyck 08-03-2006 02:46 PM

we just set up a new one #groundforce1...sechs?

Tripper 08-03-2006 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
we just set up a new one #groundforce1...sechs?

Does it have a ChanServ? I can't right now cause I'm at uni....but When I get home prepare for sexual violation.

Doctor Duffy 08-03-2006 02:52 PM

Would anyone like to examine my weenie?

Nyck 08-03-2006 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
we just set up a new one #groundforce1...sechs?

Does it have a ChanServ? I can't right now cause I'm at uni....but When I get home prepare for sexual violation.

yea it does

Tripper 08-03-2006 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
we just set up a new one #groundforce1...sechs?

Does it have a ChanServ? I can't right now cause I'm at uni....but When I get home prepare for sexual violation.

yea it does

Excellente.

Blase 08-03-2006 03:06 PM

Zoner> I voted for Porky's for the titties

Zoner 08-03-2006 03:20 PM

rock:

Nyck 08-03-2006 03:34 PM

Blase> If I'm not too busty

Eight Ace 08-03-2006 03:40 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":decc4]Would anyone like to examine my weenie?[/quote:decc4]
i do regularly...see desktop thread.

Arkan 08-03-2006 04:41 PM

....gtboyz is gonna love this


Scene: Late '80's waiting on line for a rollercoaster ride with a bunch of peeps. Coaster is slowly pulling up with a bunch of "African Americans" on it. They are clapping and singing in unison.

Me: "What the fuck is this, Soul Train ?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-03-2006 04:46 PM

ROFL! shoulda been to the coaster operator "HEY DEM COLORDS AINT SUPPOSED TO BE RIDING UP FRONT" calmdown:

gtboys34 08-03-2006 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
....gtboyz is gonna love this


Scene: Late '80's waiting on line for a rollercoaster ride with a bunch of peeps. Coaster is slowly pulling up with a bunch of "African Americans" on it. They are clapping and singing in unison.

Me: "What the fuck is this, Soul Train ?

[img]http://www.african--american.com/gospel-choir/african-choir-g2.jpg[/img]

Gettin jiggy wit it....nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Doctor Duffy 08-03-2006 08:18 PM

After reading almost every one of your posts for the past month, I'm gonna have to conclude that you are not a black man.

gtboys34 08-03-2006 09:32 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":28cad]After reading almost every one of your posts for the past month, I'm gonna have to conclude that you are not a black man.[/quote:28cad]after hearing about your penis for the last month, im gonna have to conclude that you have a baby dick

Doctor Duffy 08-03-2006 09:38 PM

Told you.

Zoner 08-04-2006 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
"What the fuck is this, Soul Train ?

HAW HAW HAW HAW!

[img]http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d174/geraldo25/thatsracist.gif[/img]

Arch 08-04-2006 09:14 AM

rofl zone, you have changed my impression of gtboy, first i thought he looked like ice cube, now he looks like that kid... oOo:

gtboys34 08-04-2006 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch
rofl zone, you have changed my impression of gtboy, first i thought he looked like ice cube, now he looks like that kid... oOo:

[img]http://www.dailycal.org/images/art/07.17.Laborers.McCall.jpg[/img]

Doctor Duffy 08-04-2006 11:28 AM

There's no fucking way someone would look like IceCube and decide to post on internet videogame forums on a daily basis.

Arch 08-04-2006 11:30 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":5cf84]There's no fucking way someone would look like IceCube and decide to post on internet videogame forums on a daily basis.[/quote:5cf84]

never said he looks like ice cube, just my impression of seeing his damn avatard everytime he posts, it was an ice cube pic, he prolly looks like erkel(sp?)

gtboys34 08-04-2006 11:37 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":2a2d2]There's no fucking way someone would look like IceCube and decide to post on internet videogame forums on a daily basis.[/quote:2a2d2]the hell dude. Your view of the world is seriously skewed. Im not sure if your just being semi sarcastic or if your just mentally handicapped. If i did look like ice cube, why wouldn't i post here? oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-04-2006 12:18 PM

[quote=gtboys34]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":e3631
There's no fucking way someone would look like IceCube and decide to post on internet videogame forums on a daily basis.

the hell dude. Your view of the world is seriously skewed. Im not sure if your just being semi sarcastic or if your just mentally handicapped. If i did look like ice cube, why wouldn't i post here? oOo:[/quote:e3631]You don't though, and your not black either, the jig is up homeboy.

Tripper 08-04-2006 06:49 PM

lol get a brain morans.

Gtboys is black...he posted his pic holding a sign with my name on it one time, and if it were a photochop it was way to good for him to pull off.

Its not like its anything huge - Chango and TGB are black too.

WidowMaker555 08-04-2006 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
lol get a brain morans.

Gtboys is black...he posted his pic holding a sign with my name on it one time, and if it were a photochop it was way to good for him to pull off.

Its not like its anything huge - Chango and TGB are black too.


do you know else is black? me


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