Steps to become awesome in high school:

1) Start taking some prohormones. Judging from your pics, you need all the testosterone you need to EVER have a chance of growing a beard. If you look like a man, you'll get the respect of a man. This is 90% of the cause of Pyro's struggle in life.

2) Don't be timid. Girls don't dig a quiet nerd who jacks it to Dungeons and Dragons every day after school. Get out and get involved. You'd be surprised how a simple action such as joining the SGA and other clubs can get you familiar with a lot of the hot girls. AND, by this time, you'll have been taking the prohormones long enough to look like a man and have a big bulge in your pants, something those other pukes in your grade won't have. You'll be a hit.

3) Don't try too hard. Nobody likes people that just try too Goddamn hard to fit in. There was a guy in my grade that always said the stupidest shit, and everybody wanted to kill him because of it. The guys thought he was a fag; the girls thought he was revolting. Sometimes, you just won't be able to fit in with the cool kids crowd. If this happens to you, just don't give a shit. Be a neutral guy who doesn't stick to one clique. You'll gain the respect of a lot of people and girls will think you're cool.

4) Don't be afraid to do unique and crazy shit and show school spirit. I know this contrasts with the don't try too hard aspect, but at things like Pep Rallys and such, if you come up with unique shit to either bring or wear chances are the girls will want to be around you so they can mooch off of your good idea. Then that will make you look good. Same thing goes for any other school activities. The most popular dudes in high school were often those who had a lot of school spirit. People like that charisma it brings.

lol, I wanna post pic of Whatty with his guitar sooooooooo baaaaaaaad

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":9a800]Steps to become awesome in high school:

1) Start taking some prohormones. Judging from your pics, you need all the testosterone you need to EVER have a chance of growing a beard. If you look like a man, you'll get the respect of a man. This is 90% of the cause of Pyro's struggle in life.

2) Don't be timid. Girls don't dig a quiet nerd who jacks it to Dungeons and Dragons every day after school. Get out and get involved. You'd be surprised how a simple action such as joining the SGA and other clubs can get you familiar with a lot of the hot girls. AND, by this time, you'll have been taking the prohormones long enough to look like a man and have a big bulge in your pants, something those other pukes in your grade won't have. You'll be a hit.

3) Don't try too hard. Nobody likes people that just try too Goddamn hard to fit in. There was a guy in my grade that always said the stupidest shit, and everybody wanted to kill him because of it. The guys thought he was a fag; the girls thought he was revolting. Sometimes, you just won't be able to fit in with the cool kids crowd. If this happens to you, just don't give a shit. Be a neutral guy who doesn't stick to one clique. You'll gain the respect of a lot of people and girls will think you're cool.

4) Don't be afraid to do unique and crazy shit and show school spirit. I know this contrasts with the don't try too hard aspect, but at things like Pep Rallys and such, if you come up with unique shit to either bring or wear chances are the girls will want to be around you so they can mooch off of your good idea. Then that will make you look good. Same thing goes for any other school activities. The most popular dudes in high school were often those who had a lot of school spirit. People like that charisma it brings.[/quote:9a800]

good advice i wish i had that in highschool.

damnit crazy if you dont get ass cause of this advice...well shame on you.

TEEN-AGE WASTELAND OH-OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[quote="Doctor Duffy":cc10d]lol, I wanna post pic of Whatty with his guitar sooooooooo baaaaaaaad[/quote:cc10d]Almost as bad as you want to upload another snapshot of your malignant dicksore? Close your lips, you were a freshman last year. oOo:

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":b8428]Steps to become awesome in high school:

1) Start taking some prohormones. Judging from your pics, you need all the testosterone you need to EVER have a chance of growing a beard. If you look like a man, you'll get the respect of a man. This is 90% of the cause of Pyro's struggle in life.

2) Don't be timid. Girls don't dig a quiet nerd who jacks it to Dungeons and Dragons every day after school. Get out and get involved. You'd be surprised how a simple action such as joining the SGA and other clubs can get you familiar with a lot of the hot girls. AND, by this time, you'll have been taking the prohormones long enough to look like a man and have a big bulge in your pants, something those other pukes in your grade won't have. You'll be a hit.

3) Don't try too hard. Nobody likes people that just try too Goddamn hard to fit in. There was a guy in my grade that always said the stupidest shit, and everybody wanted to kill him because of it. The guys thought he was a fag; the girls thought he was revolting. Sometimes, you just won't be able to fit in with the cool kids crowd. If this happens to you, just don't give a shit. Be a neutral guy who doesn't stick to one clique. You'll gain the respect of a lot of people and girls will think you're cool.

4) Don't be afraid to do unique and crazy shit and show school spirit. I know this contrasts with the don't try too hard aspect, but at things like Pep Rallys and such, if you come up with unique shit to either bring or wear chances are the girls will want to be around you so they can mooch off of your good idea. Then that will make you look good. Same thing goes for any other school activities. The most popular dudes in high school were often those who had a lot of school spirit. People like that charisma it brings.[/quote:b8428]Vy zank you.
+1

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3) Don't try too hard. Nobody likes people that just try too Goddamn hard to fit in. There was a guy in my grade that always said the stupidest shit, and everybody wanted to kill him because of it. The guys thought he was a fag; the girls thought he was revolting. Sometimes, you just won't be able to fit in with the cool kids crowd. If this happens to you, just don't give a shit. Be a neutral guy who doesn't stick to one clique. You'll gain the respect of a lot of people and girls will think you're cool.

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you went to HS with comatose?

YOU READIN THIS MAN!!!

oh yeah and join band

[quote=Nyck]you went to HS with comatose?

YOU READIN THIS MAN!!![/quote:e14c0]

happy: happy:

Who the fuck comes to an internet forum dedicated to the discussion of videogames to ask about life advice and how to meet girls , jesus.

[quote=Nyck]you went to HS with comatose?

YOU READIN THIS MAN!!![/quote:63766]

Basically, yes. He played football for one year too. The last day of practice he got hit so hard he started crying. When he crawled his way back to the sidelines, expecting pats on the back, he was instead greeted with "Fag!" "Eat shit bitch!" "Take that homo!"

It might have been the proudest moment of my life to witness that.

Jesus christ, is this a joke? You actually went to hs with him? In Germany?

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":f010e][quote=Nyck]you went to HS with comatose?

YOU READIN THIS MAN!!![/quote:f010e]

Basically, yes. He played football for one year too. The last day of practice he got hit so hard he started crying. When he crawled his way back to the sidelines, expecting pats on the back, he was instead greeted with "Fag!" "Eat shit bitch!" "Take that homo!"

It might have been the proudest moment of my life to witness that.[/quote:f010e]

Why am I the only one who finds this shit totally uncool?

[quote="Doctor Duffy":19e5c]Totally uncool[/quote:19e5c]

Go away

[quote="Doctor Duffy":c6686]Who the fuck comes to an internet forum dedicated to the discussion of videogames to ask about life advice and how to meet girls , jesus.[/quote:c6686]


well i think people who come to these forums could look out for some pointers.


but i think a gamer forum would provide more down to earth advice than any other forum. i mean would you go to a forum labeled, "how to pick up highschool hotties" for adivce? no, cause thats creepy and obviously all of the losers and weirdos who dont get any would go there for advice. would you go to a forum for popular things such as clothes and music? no, cause all dems is shallow assholes. imo a ww2 gamer forum is the best cause it has a range of ages and attitudes, plus the focus isnt on relationships and pointers.

Yeah, but I mean, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul is 100X a better choice,

[quote=Blase][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":a6fb6]Basically, yes. He played football for one year too. The last day of practice he got hit so hard he started crying. When he crawled his way back to the sidelines, expecting pats on the back, he was instead greeted with "Fag!" "Eat shit bitch!" "Take that homo!"

It might have been the proudest moment of my life to witness that.[/quote:a6fb6]

Why am I the only one who finds this shit totally uncool?[/quote:a6fb6]


hazing is funny if your not the one doing it or having it done to you. but its mostly funny if theyre creative. if you just punch some freshmen in the gut its not funny. but like if you ;ike duct tape a freshmen to a rolley chair and launch him down the main hall at top speed into a wall of fully loaded trashcans then its funny.

Usually I would agree with you, but this guy really fucking deserved it. He used to try to grab girls' asses and shit, and one time did it to my girlfriend. He got busted for bringing pot into school and showing it to people in the hallways just to try to look cool. He had a car wreck with this girl and then told her he hopes she can't move her neck in the mornign for being a bitch. Believe me when I say this guy was the King of Faggotshire.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":9a472]Usually I would agree with you, but this guy really fucking deserved it. He used to try to grab girls' asses and shit, and one time did it to my girlfriend. He got busted for bringing pot into school and showing it to people in the hallways just to try to look cool. He had a car wreck with this girl and then told her he hopes she can't move her neck in the mornign for being a bitch. Believe me when I say this guy was the King of Faggotshire.[/quote:9a472]


lol faggotshire


i wonder what hes up to nowadays

lol, I hate those fags, they go around with lighters and crack in their wallets, showing em off to anyone they can like they're the ultimate badass

Last time I saw him he said he was working at a bowling alley. Then he kept trying to talk to me but I just got into my car and drove off.

I mean come on dude, you tried to cop a feel on my girl. Like I give a shit about your life.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":0a536]Last time I saw him he said he was working at a bowling alley. Then he kept trying to talk to me but I just got into my car and drove off.

I mean come on dude, you tried to cop a feel on my girl. Like I give a shit about your life.[/quote:0a536]

throw a brick onto one of the bowling alleys and say he did it.

ROFL....enjoy the most awkward years of your life man.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":0593a]lol, I hate those fags, they go around with lighters and crack in their wallets, showing em off to anyone they can like they're the ultimate badass[/quote:0593a]

Yeah, he used to tell people he would drive 120 on the road going to school. Uh, ok, great. Hope you run off into a ditch and die.

You're all gay.

band lol....man band is sooo gay in high school and in college......just so gay.

best advice for high school is join a sport. you'll meet alot of people and make some good friends and you'll stay in shape which is an added plus. best high school sports in my opinion are wrestling and cross country...football is cool but if your a skinny little guy don't waste your time and the other sports baseball, basketball, etc require a good skill level. wrestling and cross country can be joined by novices and can be picked up very fast.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":24bc9][quote="Doctor Duffy":24bc9]lol, I hate those fags, they go around with lighters and crack in their wallets, showing em off to anyone they can like they're the ultimate badass[/quote:24bc9]

Yeah, he used to tell people he would drive 120 on the road going to school. Uh, ok, great. Hope you run off into a ditch and die.[/quote:24bc9]


lol my new hero is chronic, lol what a charmer ahhahahahahahahaha


everything youve said so far has made me lol IRL

crew is where all the hot lil sluts hide at my high school


thats some intense work but youll get fit and fucked.

Meh, down here in the south, if you play anything other than football, nobody gives a shit. You can play basketball and baseball, but you can only get away with it if you play football as well. I would assume that's how it is around Ohio, Iowa, Michigan, etc.

Don't play a sport because you think it'll make you popular. Play it because you like it and you think you'd be good at it.

I fucking hated cross country, there's a lot of chicks, yeah, but they tend to be boobless, it's a stereotype, but jesus, it's so true.

I'm doing tennis this year, all dudes.

THE SAME TELEMARKETER KEEPS CALLING ME IM SCARED

One more thing, lacrosse is for fags.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":f8825]I fucking hated cross country, there's a lot of chicks, yeah, but they tend to be boobless, it's a stereotype, but jesus, it's so true.

I'm doing tennis this year, all dudes.[/quote:f8825]


imo boobless > huge outta control boobies

Are you fucking kidding, theres no point in being a chick if you don't have tits

[img]http://british-babes.co.uk/albums/userpics/10001/Keeley%20Hazell%2065.jpg[/img]

E Cup I think, fucking amazing

[quote="Doctor Duffy":33fb6]Are you fucking kidding, theres no point in being a chick if you don't have tits

[img]http://british-babes.co.uk/albums/userpics/10001/Keeley%20Hazell%2065.jpg[/img]

E Cup I think, fucking amazing[/quote:33fb6]

thats different, those are nice.


im talking about like tripple e with nipple diameter of the bottom of a gatorade 32 oz bottle. with blue veins and strechmarks all over.

theyre usually pale too.

I looooooooooooooove Keeley

[quote="Doctor Duffy":02977]I looooooooooooooove Keeley[/quote:02977]

you need some fucking pussy man

I need some fucking pussy man


Have you gotten any girls yet

[quote="Doctor Duffy":4c747]

Have you gotten any girls yet[/quote:4c747]

no