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Pfc.Green 08-27-2002 11:36 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":4b6de]People who put "proud parent of.." bumper stickers on their cars should be locked into portable toilets and set on fire[/quote:4b6de]

and rolled into a boiling vat of urine M16:

SoLiDUS 08-27-2002 11:37 PM

Look at HER ... *licks lips*

Just give me three and a half minutes... maybe even four! She'll wanna
marry a nigga.

Milla 08-27-2002 11:37 PM

canadians bent on world domination need to be strapped to gurneys and castorated with fishing knives

Albow0001 08-27-2002 11:37 PM

Castrated with rusty fishing hooks thank you!

Milla 08-27-2002 11:38 PM

ow albow i remember that story, that was ages ago

Pfc.Green 08-27-2002 11:39 PM

Are treehuggers Florasexual?

Albow0001 08-27-2002 11:40 PM

I AM THE KING


OF NO PANTS!!!

Pfc.Green 08-27-2002 11:42 PM

If its called bacon why do you fry it?

Albow0001 08-27-2002 11:42 PM

Because you...You..Hey kids, it's the Cos!!


"And then you take the jello pudding pop and u put it in the thing hey hey hey!!!"

Milla 08-27-2002 11:43 PM

CANADIAN BACON = great movie

Pfc.Green 08-27-2002 11:44 PM

John Candy...fat...yet funny!

Albow0001 08-27-2002 11:45 PM

i'm the one who shot the pope

Milla 08-27-2002 11:46 PM

[url:2238e]http://www.wn.com.au/jollycampers/stfunoob.swf[/url:2238e] STFU n00b curtosiy of sloi

Pfc.Green 08-27-2002 11:46 PM

speakers make noise

intrestedviewer 08-27-2002 11:50 PM

canadians smell funny

Albow0001 08-27-2002 11:50 PM

Mike says:
WASSSUUUUUHHHHHHHH

Sloidusey has been added to the conversation.

Brandon has been added to the conversation.

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
i'll tell you whassup mike

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
an insane contest

Brandon says:
yes

Mike says:
your mom

Brandon says:
mike should join in

Sloidusey says:
thanks

Brandon says:
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... sc&start=0

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... 542#248542

Come post the most insane thing you can think of and try and be the one who posts THE most insane and stumping thing

Brandon says:
im winning!

Brandon says:
yay!

Brandon says:


Mike says:
um... ok

Brandon says:
c'mon mike

Brandon says:
come back for one good thread

Brandon says:
get the old vets back into these forums

Mike says:
I'm talking to my candy pussy

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
yeah everyone is stumped when another competitor either leaves to go to sleep or stops posting

Mike says:
my g\f

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
ooo

Brandon says:
lets take over, n00bs are like the viet cong

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
candy pussy

Brandon says:
albow am i right?

Brandon says:
n00bs are like the viet cong

Brandon says:
lol

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
indeed

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
need to get on my m1919 and wipe them the fuck off the earth

Brandon says:
lol

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
noobs are also like the quebecers...

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
need to wipe them off the fucking earth...damn frenchies
Brandon says:
rofl

Brandon says:
what are u albow?

Sloidusey says:
errrrrr....

Brandon says:
just canadian?

Mike says:
french faggots who want part of canada?

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
nazu

Brandon says:
lol

Sloidusey says:
You fucking cock sucker!

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
LOL

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
fuckin frenchie

Brandon says:
OMG

Brandon says:
i forgot sloi was quabecian!

Brandon says:
LOL!

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
LOL

Mike says:
lmao!!!

Brandon says:
i cant spell

Brandon says:
lol

Brandon says:
quebecian*

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
quebacon

Brandon says:
?

Brandon says:
yeah

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
ROFL

Brandon says:
canadian bacon = great movie

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
indeed

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
john candy rocks

Brandon says:
yes

Brandon says:
omega force

Brandon says:
lol

Sloidusey says:
Mitten !

Brandon says:
its just my ankle sir *bam*

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
MITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandon says:
MITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Sloidusey says:
If you're happy and you know it say a swear!

Sloidusey says:
Boob!

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
FUACK

Sloidusey says:
Heiny!

Brandon says:
f00k

Sloidusey says:
MITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandon says:
heiny!?

Brandon says:
LOL!

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
MISTY

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
i'm all wet cuz i jerked off while miller was talking to me

Brandon says:
lol

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
SHIT

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
on a serious note i just realized, sloi u don't work for bell do you?

Brandon says:
LOL!

Brandon says:
im milla

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
you got fired or something didnt you

Sloidusey says:
No, I quit.

Brandon says:
sloi is a secsy beast

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
DAMN

Sloidusey says:




Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
i have to get rid of my "Techie Bear" joke now you bastard!!!

Brandon says:
AND IM HUNGRY LIKE THE WOOOLF!!!!!!

Sloidusey says:
LOLOLOL!!!!!! ROFLMAO! !!!!!! ! ! ! !

Sloidusey says:
http://www.muttonbone.com/

Sloidusey says:
http://www.muttonbone.com/

Sloidusey says:
http://www.muttonbone.com/

Sloidusey says:
GO GO !!

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
JESUS

Milla says:
wtf?

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
don't go

Brandon says:
mutton?

Brandon says:
ROFL!

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
DONT GO

Brandon says:
i remember that seinfeld episode

Brandon says:
about mutton

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
lolol

Mike says:
hey sloi whats the url for that stfu noob?

Brandon says:
LOL

Brandon says:
yeah

Brandon says:
i lost it

Sloidusey says:
umm gimme a sec

Brandon says:
actually i deleted my history if ya know what i mean

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
LOL

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
i been there brotha

Brandon says:
lol

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
20 minutes ago

Sloidusey says:
http://www.wn.com.au/jollycampers/stfunoob.swf

Brandon says:
dude post this convo on aa.com

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
okay

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
you do it

Brandon says:
sloi

Brandon says:
i posted that link

Sloidusey says:
Nice

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
lemme post this convo

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
1 second

Brandon says:
albow

Brandon says:
get the good parts

Brandon says:
ROFL

Brandon says:

SoLiDUS 08-27-2002 11:52 PM

MUTTON BONE !

Albow0001 08-27-2002 11:53 PM

You BONED a mutton? yummy

Milla 08-27-2002 11:53 PM

Brandon = Milla = Me biggrin:

Albow0001 08-27-2002 11:54 PM

Damn miller you sounded like that noob from stfu noob when i talked to u on roger wilco

Milla 08-27-2002 11:55 PM

LIAR!!! i sound like a secsy beast!

Albow0001 08-27-2002 11:57 PM

Sloidusey says:
duran duran
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
christ
Brandon says:
what a classic song lol
Brandon says:
lol
Brandon says:
rofl its so funny
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
duran duran is the tool of homosexuals and their armies
Brandon says:
no shit
Brandon says:
lol
Brandon says:
but the song r0x0r your s0x0rs
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
MILLERS A HOMO!
Brandon says:
YES I AM!
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
HE LIKES FUCKIN SOCKS
Brandon says:
IM HOMOSEXUAL!
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
WHO LIKES SHORT SHORTS?

Brandon says:
SHADDUP ALBOW U PILLOW BITER
Sloidusey says:
I DO I DO!!!
Sloidusey says:
U pillow fucka!
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
yeah homosexuals were people who were too fucking ugly to ever get a woman
Brandon says:
dude omg
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
LOL
Brandon says:
your such a slut

Milla 08-27-2002 11:58 PM

Albow here loves the cock

Albow0001 08-27-2002 11:58 PM

Roosters are the coolest mother fuckers on earth

Milla 08-27-2002 11:59 PM

dude im talking about man genitals not poultry eek:

Albow0001 08-28-2002 12:00 AM

OH SHIT

sorry man...that kinda burst a bubble in ur insult...wanna start again man?

mikecs18 08-28-2002 12:00 AM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":a70d1]dude im talking about man genitals not birds eek:[/quote:a70d1]


birds have genitals too u know eek:

Milla 08-28-2002 12:01 AM

Albow here loves the cock...

Albow0001 08-28-2002 12:02 AM

YES I CERTAINLY DO MILLER :D

wait...wait...theres something wrong with this place...i know! This lesbian bar lacks a fire extinguisher!!! Enjoy your deathhole, ladies!!!

Milla 08-28-2002 12:03 AM

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
seriously...am i the ONLY one here who's spanked their mom for fun before?

Note: hes sick

Albow0001 08-28-2002 12:04 AM

In retrospect it was just a heat of the moment thing...i mean i always do it when she sucks me off...

Milla 08-28-2002 12:05 AM

ed: *runs to toilet and pukes*

Albow0001 08-28-2002 12:06 AM

sure ur not running to the toilet to...you know..."Plug in your JOYstick..." "Put the meat in your meatball sandwich"...etc...

Milla 08-28-2002 12:07 AM

Flog the dolphin?

SoLiDUS 08-28-2002 12:08 AM

FuCKING BIBLE QUOTER !!!!!

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*vents*

Ah fuck it... again ?

FUCKING BIBLE QUOTER !!!!!

Milla 08-28-2002 12:10 AM

stfu n00b... biggrin:

Albow0001 08-28-2002 12:11 AM

SHUT UP YOU HICKORY STICK JEW

Wolf-Man 08-28-2002 12:11 AM

does anyone moderate this?

SoLiDUS 08-28-2002 12:11 AM

omg you cheating fagget loser what the fuck is wrong with you bullshit wallhacker !!!

mikecs18 08-28-2002 12:11 AM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":14858]stfu n00b... biggrin:[/quote:14858]

HEEEAAWWWNK


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