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Unknown_Sniper 01-18-2006 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by strvs
Looks like a menu to me....

or a huge fucking dildo.

strvs 01-18-2006 04:01 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":018d5]
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Originally Posted by strvs
Looks like a menu to me....

or a huge fucking dildo.[/quote:018d5]
No definitely a menu.

Milla 01-18-2006 04:08 PM

Well anti and i agree it looks liek a cock from the corner of your eye

Doctor Duffy 01-18-2006 04:41 PM

roflmao, I thought the penis was the thing in the bottom left hand corner.Haha, I was laughing at the wrong thing - but still, it does look like a penis, with the head sticking out and all.

Girl in browns pretty hot.

Nyck 01-18-2006 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by strvs
Looks like a menu to me....

imwithstupid:

no shit...its just a fucking topper menu that hangs out of the top of the acrylic stand ffs. oOo:

Machette 01-18-2006 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Bucknub
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Originally Posted by Machette
When my old work held those events I never went to any of them...I leave my work at work. If that makes sense. eek:

you're not a socialable person, are you?

he prefers reading 1000s of books and analyzing Conspiracy Theorys

I'm a pessimist on many things and the whole get together with workers is just a scam by your employer (obviously)...but like nyck said I do prefer reading.

Nyck 01-18-2006 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Machette
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Bucknub
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Originally Posted by Machette
When my old work held those events I never went to any of them...I leave my work at work. If that makes sense. eek:

you're not a socialable person, are you?

he prefers reading 1000s of books and analyzing Conspiracy Theorys

I'm a pessimist on many things and the whole get together with workers is just a scam by your employer (obviously)...but like nyck said I do prefer reading.

how is it a scam? I get along with all my co-workers

shit if work is paying, even better. Every friday at my work, they buy lunch for everyone and we sit around at the table like the waltons and eat lunch together and bullshit.

Judas 01-18-2006 08:10 PM

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Unabomber-sketch.png/200px-Unabomber-sketch.png[/img]

Machette 01-18-2006 08:18 PM

[quote=Nyck]
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Originally Posted by Machette
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Bucknub
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Originally Posted by "Machette":c4b8b
When my old work held those events I never went to any of them...I leave my work at work. If that makes sense. eek:

you're not a socialable person, are you?

he prefers reading 1000s of books and analyzing Conspiracy Theorys

I'm a pessimist on many things and the whole get together with workers is just a scam by your employer (obviously)...but like nyck said I do prefer reading.

how is it a scam? I get along with all my co-workers

shit if work is paying, even better. Every friday at my work, they buy lunch for everyone and we sit around at the table like the waltons and eat lunch together and bullshit.[/quote:c4b8b]

I guess I should have been more specific, I'm talking about the large corporations here. I used to work for McDon's (unfortunately) a few years back, I wasn't as vigiliant as I am today about workers policies/rights. I realized the company never rasied my wages because if they found any excuse to keep it down my manager gets some profit not the worker. Then they throw these parties and events to make you feel apart of a "team" even though they are screwing you over by keeping your wages as low as they can, the highest wage increase I got was 10 cents (the highest you can get is 25 cents over a 3 month period). I remember talking to one of the managers who was disillusioned with the system, telling me stories about what the owners did and how it was a unethical business. It's different for a small independent firm because everyone knows everyone but its ultimately different in a large scale corporation.

I don't think its wrong to think the way I do, although I know everyone will point the finger and say anti-social etc..but I can't do anything about that.

Also gg judas. biggrin:

Nyck 01-18-2006 08:22 PM

well dude its McDonalds...fuck I worked there too age 16-19, You're not gonna get dollar raises when you have a dollar menu.

It sucks but thats the way it is.

Machette 01-18-2006 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
well dude its McDonalds...fuck I worked there too age 16-19, You're not gonna get dollar raises when you have a dollar menu.

It sucks but thats the way it is.

I could give other examples but its not necessary...but yes mcdon's is low class and it was the first job I ever had. Anyways back to pics. eek:

Doctor Duffy 01-18-2006 09:07 PM

Yeah man, like Machette was saying, my dad works for ATT, and I remember him coming home so pissed b/c by allowing their employers to do overtime they managed to save 1,000,000,000 (Yeah, one billion bucks) in revenue.

So in celebration, they threw off a party, which my dad thought would've better off not had happened... they ordered a stale sub sandwhich (he brought home some, the bread was hard as Nycks massive scrotum) and got two jugs of "H-C" fruit juice. All the while the officials from Washington came went to dinner at "le esquisite" with the managers, a la el limousine.

But for school in 8th grade we got an icecream party for reading a million words and it was pretty kewl. rock:

elstatec 01-18-2006 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by strvs
Looks like a menu to me....


anti 01-18-2006 10:19 PM

well of course its a menu but do you not* see its resemblence to a penis?

elstatec 01-19-2006 07:05 AM

Last time i checked i didnt have a list containing egg fried rice and cripsy duck on my dick.

Nyck 01-19-2006 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
Last time i checked i didnt have a list containing egg fried rice and cripsy duck on my dick.

Now that is fucking LOL I'll give you +1 for that

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 01-19-2006 04:49 PM

alright you tarts its uniform time, Milla, Ninty, Zap & tynstad I wana see all you hoes in winter rig!

im not meant to wear my hat like this nor am I meant to have my hands in my pockets but fk it. Gonna get some more shots soon hopefully when I get to play around with sa80s biggrin:



[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/dfjh.jpg[/img]

p.s. nyck, I had to shave my pr0nstar beard off so now I look about 12 cry:

Tystnad 01-19-2006 04:54 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":48d7b]alright you tarts its uniform time, Milla, Ninty, Zap & tynstad I wana see all you hoes in winter rig!

im not meant to wear my hat like this but fk it, gonna get some more shots soon hopefully when I get to play around with sa80s biggrin:



[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/tgfd.jpg[/img]

p.s. nyck, I had to shave my pr0nstar beard off so now I look about 12 cry:[/quote:48d7b]

Yarr, I hate that hat. Looks chippendales. And sorry mate, but we had to give bakc the winter uni's. annoy:

Nyck 01-19-2006 04:55 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":3da3a]

p.s. nyck, I had to shave my pr0nstar beard off so now I look about 12 cry:[/quote:3da3a]

LOL beer:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 01-19-2006 04:57 PM

[quote=Tystnad]
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Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":f168d
alright you tarts its uniform time, Milla, Ninty, Zap & tynstad I wana see all you hoes in winter rig!

im not meant to wear my hat like this but fk it, gonna get some more shots soon hopefully when I get to play around with sa80s biggrin:


..

p.s. nyck, I had to shave my pr0nstar beard off so now I look about 12 cry:

Yarr, I hate that hat. Looks chippendales. And sorry mate, but we had to give bakc the winter uni's. annoy:[/quote:f168d]

damn that sucks, I had to give back the greatcoats they gave me for honour guard parade mad: Hat is gay but comes in handy for fancy dress when yer very drunk & wana party tho biggrin:

Tystnad 01-19-2006 05:58 PM

Ill Use my beret for that. biggrin:

Bucknub 01-22-2006 05:23 PM

[img]http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7926/orange5tt.jpg[/img]

Drive slow homie

Whatada 01-22-2006 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub
Drive slow homie

Short buses will do that. oOo:

Airborne Butters 01-23-2006 11:21 PM

[img]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5058/oh0531ra.jpg[/img]


some party about 2 weeks ago. It was colllllld out that night, hence the beer coolie thingie.

Milla 01-24-2006 12:03 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":bf6c1]alright you tarts its uniform time, Milla, Ninty, Zap & tynstad I wana see all you hoes in winter rig!

im not meant to wear my hat like this nor am I meant to have my hands in my pockets but fk it. Gonna get some more shots soon hopefully when I get to play around with sa80s biggrin:



[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/dfjh.jpg[/img]

p.s. nyck, I had to shave my pr0nstar beard off so now I look about 12 cry:[/quote:bf6c1]

[img]http://myspace-757.vo.llnwd.net/00308/75/76/308466757_l.jpg[/img]

This isnt my Winter rig, i do not have a winter rig to wear, unless you factor in my gortex jacket and cammies. happy:

elstatec 01-24-2006 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7926/orange5tt.jpg

Drive slow homie


rofl fraggle.

Tripper 01-24-2006 11:47 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":184d8][img]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5058/oh0531ra.jpg[/img]


some party about 2 weeks ago. It was colllllld out that night, hence the beer coolie thingie.[/quote:184d8]

Yah, uh, aren't those things used when the temperature is warm, to keep the beer cold....?

TonyMontana 01-24-2006 11:50 AM

[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "Airborne Butters":bb215
[img]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5058/oh0531ra.jpg[/img]


some party about 2 weeks ago. It was colllllld out that night, hence the beer coolie thingie.

Yah, uh, aren't those things used when the temperature is warm, to keep the beer cold....?[/quote:bb215]

I guess the glass is too cold for his poor little fingers happy:

Zoner 01-24-2006 12:04 PM

How cold can it possibly be in Florida? oOo:

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Nyck 01-24-2006 12:30 PM

My work is like Resident Evil. I just had a "mission" as my boss called it to go to this unoocupied section of our building where all the lights are off and there are no desks or anything, prop open thisemergency exit door with a chair so it wouldnt lock me out and walk down this long stairwell to put a property of dynamic edge sticker on a generator.

[img]http://home.comcast.net/~nyck1118/downstairs.jpeg[/img]

[img]http://home.comcast.net/~nyck1118/upstairs.jpeg[/img]

Luckily the chair wasnt pulled out and the door locked suddenly, if Zombies came out I luckily had 2 weeds a red and blue one to rub together.

elstatec 01-24-2006 12:57 PM

im often asking myself what type of person keeps planting pots of herbs everywhere when playing r.e

guarnere 01-24-2006 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
im often asking myself what type of person keeps planting pots of herbs everywhere when playing r.e

[img]http://www.nndb.com/people/542/000024470/snoopdogg48-sized.jpg[/img]

Xorcist [USA] 01-24-2006 02:48 PM

My new vehicle, just purchased a week ago today.

[img]http://webpages.charter.net/j_george/Vehicle/1-17-06%20(1).jpg[/img]

[img]http://webpages.charter.net/j_george/Vehicle/1-17-06%20(9).jpg[/img]

And my old "battlewagon" purchased brand new in '89.
I'd say i was due.

[img]http://webpages.charter.net/j_george/Vehicle/1-17-06%20(5).jpg[/img]

I already miss the Jeep because there is alot of personal history in that thing. Plus it was a manual. I plan to keep it and restore it to the original condition because nothing beats driving around with the top off on a summer day, except for maybe guy on guy action.

Time to move on I guess.

Jakke 01-24-2006 03:09 PM

[img]http://www.airsoftpictures.nl/albums/userpics/10015/DSCN1846.JPG[/img]

Nyck 01-24-2006 04:08 PM

smokes in helmet rolleyes: alright animal mother

Simo Häyhä 01-24-2006 06:17 PM

[img]http://myspace-777.vo.llnwd.net/00414/77/75/414865777_l.jpg[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 01-24-2006 07:13 PM

Hiya Häyhä! [img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7108/animated3ww.gif[/img]

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 01-24-2006 07:49 PM

[quote=Milla]
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Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":666e0
alright you tarts its uniform time, Milla, Ninty, Zap & tynstad I wana see all you hoes in winter rig!

im not meant to wear my hat like this nor am I meant to have my hands in my pockets but fk it. Gonna get some more shots soon hopefully when I get to play around with sa80s biggrin:



p.s. nyck, I had to shave my pr0nstar beard off so now I look about 12 cry:

[img]http://myspace-757.vo.llnwd.net/00308/75/76/308466757_l.jpg[/img]

This isnt my Winter rig, i do not have a winter rig to wear, unless you factor in my gortex jacket and cammies. happy:[/quote:666e0]


smart stuff m8 rock:

Coleman 01-24-2006 09:22 PM

[img]http://poststuff5.entensity.net/012306/doug.jpg[/img]

Madmartagen 01-24-2006 10:49 PM

LOL @ Doug, i loved that cartoon rock:


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