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4) tell the idiots i work with its the newest livestrong bracelet and sell them for $10 /ea.
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3) String tripwires across the kitchen door, triggering a water bucket downpour.
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2) Stop the bloodflow to your hands by wrapping the rubber band around your wrist. Say you have carpel tunnel and leave early!
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1) Flick the boss in the back of the head and blame the engineer who doesn't speak english.
Top Ten Things Overheard at Coleman's Last Band Concert 10) "Man, I'd stick it in her so fast..." |
9) is it true what they say about Coleman's pen0r?
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8) They did WHAT in Denmark?
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7) "Hey babe, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you...?"
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6) "Nice ties." - Gay Kid
5) "Shit! Who put one of these AIDs infected needles on my seat!?!!" - Gary's Mom |
4) He's sleeping with that little bitch, I can smell the semen when I wash his underwear. - Colemun's Mum.
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3. "... What kind of dildo was it?"
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2. "Damn, look at the arms on that girl!"
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1. "You did WHAT.... WITH WHAT?"
Top Ten Reasons Barney is a Bad Influence On Kids. |
10) His huge dinosaur penis drags on public television. (or is that his tail)
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9) Purple is gay
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8) Blind people can't see him
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