^ Mad your 10).

9) Not enough cowbell.

8) he has better things to do

7) Because the FBI will catch him violating probation.

6) he is remaking aa.com! cry:

5) Zoner banned him ed:

4)he was murdered.

3) Hes busy surviving a "saw" scenario with gerv

2.) Did not survive a "Saw" scenario with Gerv

1.) BONES OF THE DEVIL'S WARLOCK

Top ten excuses to purposely shit your pants

10.) "Hey it's not like I can't wash these later."

9) "Honey, were out of bogroll"

8) Ward off predators

7)It's not like there are any bathrooms near here.

6) "Who the fuck are you to judge?"

5) Easiest way to get to leave work early.

4) you read in scat weekly its good for the skin.

3) The Queen of England does it, so it must be cool.

2) Cause my dad works for Pampers. Payin for College.

1) "All the kids on the Intarweb are doing it, Mom!"

TOP TEN THINGS I LEARNED FROM FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS

10) Germans sometimes levitate when they die.

9) Any dumbass can defuse a intricate timed bomb, even without a kit.

8) People who play them are easily upset.

7) You're as versatile as they can get: sharpshooter, demolitions, stealth, you name it!

6) Chances are you will encounter zombies at some point in your travels.

5) Upon killing a german soldier, three will promptly spawn right behind you.

4) If you find yourself in a tight spot, run with your knife out: it gives a +5 to your speed!

3) Enemies can magically begin to wear uniforms which can be seen through walls.

2.) the battle for omaha beach actually consisted of mosty russian soldiers and SAS members.

1) Its easy to run and shoot a .50!

Top ten reasons why internet should be 18+

10) Gf1.com

9) Duffy

8) Pron

7) less people on it, means better bandwidth for me

6) Cuz, PS: No gerls allowed.

5) cause of duffy and his kidnapping scam on aim.

4. Because forporn.ytmnd.com

3) 1337 speaking would decline 100%
2) Rotten
1) Ogrish

Top ten best comedians.

10)Carlos Mencia

9) Bill Cosby

8. Dane Cook

7) Pablo Francisco

7) Dave Chappelle

6?

5) Robin Williams

4) Mitch Hedberg

rip..
3) WHOOPI GOLDBERG oOo: