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2) Michael Jackson - Beat It
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1) The Lords Prayer
Top 10 Things to Say/Do to piss off an emo kid (more than usual) 10) You'd think a guy wearing girls pants would give better head. |
9) linkin park sux
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8) Borrow his eyeliner and keep it.
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7) Break his Sunny Day Real Estate 12"
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6) Steal their security blanket
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5) Hack his myspace profile and tell all of his internet friends he started listening to DC Talk and Air Supply exclusively and doesn't want to hang out anymore
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4) Tell him that his parents just bought him a new car. Chances are he'll get mad at them for no reason.
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3) Say that The Monkees were a huge influence on bands like The Cure and Morrissey.
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2.) Happy birthday Jake (emo kid)! Here's your birthday gift...3 free opera singing lessons. You sound like a pubecent little boy when you sing. Let's see if Ersula can help ya out."
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1) Dull his razors
Top 10 ways to skin a cat. |
10.) Tie the cat to emo boy's arm. biggrin:
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9.) Air plane engine |
8) Very slowly with a potatoe peeler
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7) sex with a grown man
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