that's what i meant. cause if my shity faggity ass was in there then no one would go to alliedassault.com mirce chat room right?

oh, they would. They would just have to deal with your immature (faggity) behavior and gayness, which would not make it a very pleasant time.

i'm not going to ban anyone unless i have a reason to. if you would like me to ban you, feel free to come in and change my mind.

yeah, definetly man, i totaly think that we should continue this discusion about how i would effect everything. u know my gay ass would just ruin eevrything wouldnt it? oh and those guys , the mods, god i's hate to give them a hard time.

OK back on topic:

You stop on a highway intersection, wait for a police car and then explain to them how you came through this cloverleaf just yesterday and the signs are reversed.

You reach for an imaginary colt .45 every time you see a German Shepherd.

You yell "Tiger Tank!" when your neighbor warms up his diesel Dodge Ram 1500 to leave for work.

When exiting your car you hit the ground running and sverve a lot to make a lesser target for snipers, no wait... that's people living in the DC area. DOH!


more to come...

LOL@STRYKER!

Nice ones....

*You ask a hardware store clerk for a 1,000 30 cal. rounds...

*You bought the Edith Piaf CD for that one song.

*You refuse tickets from policemen, claiming that they aren't in correct Military Police uniform, and that you just fought in Bologne and deserve leave.

I don't think anyone ever made an Edith Piaf CD. biggrin:

what's edith piaf?

The woman that sings that song in Saving Private Ryan when the soldiers are at Ramelle and are dicking around until the Germans come.

oh. u guys like that song?

It's ok, to be honest.

I'm sure you'd beable to find her CD. She was very popular 60 years ago. Somoene would haven taken the record and put it on a CD and sold it. Perhaps some record company.


& Les Compagnons De La Chanson
Edith Piaf - Release date 2001-11-27
CD Cdn$16.99 (US$11.18)






Accordeoniste
Edith Piaf - Release date 2001-07-17
CD Cdn$22.99 (US$15.13)






Amour Au Mois De Mai
Edith Piaf - Release date 1995-06-26
CD Cdn$22.99 (US$15.13)






Anthologie
Edith Piaf - Release date 1996-07-30
CD Cdn$16.99 (US$11.18)






Best Of Carnegie Hall
Edith Piaf - Release date 2002-03-05
CD Cdn$8.99 (US$5.92)






Best Of/ C'Est Lamour
Edith Piaf - Release date 2001-07-10
CD Cdn$13.99 (US$9.21)






Best Of/ Early Years
Edith Piaf - Release date 2002-04-20
CD Cdn$9.99 (US$6.57)






Best Of/ Essentiel
Edith Piaf - Release date 2002-01-30
CD Cdn$23.99 (US$15.79)






Best Recordings/ Quintessential
Edith Piaf - Release date 2002-05-14
CD Cdn$12.99 (US$8.55)






Chanson Francaise
Edith Piaf - Release date 2001-04-24
CD Cdn$16.99 (US$11.18)






Chanson Francaise/ Digi
Edith Piaf - Release date 2001-10-27
CD Cdn$15.99 (US$10.52)






Chansons D'Amour
Edith Piaf - Release date 2002-10-01
CD Cdn$8.99 (US$5.92)






Chansons De Films 1936-61
Edith Piaf - Release date 1999-11-27
CD Cdn$24.99 (US$16.44)






Chansons Eternelles
Edith Piaf - Release date 2000-01-20
CD Cdn$7.99 (US$5.26)






Chante Raymond Asso
Edith Piaf - Release date 2002-09-24
CD Cdn$18.99 (US$12.50)






Cocktail Hour/ 2set
Edith Piaf - Release date 2000-04-11
CD Cdn$18.99 (US$12.50)






Concerts De Musicorama/ 2set
Edith Piaf - Release date 1998-11-17
CD Cdn$34.99 (US$23.02)






Edith Piaf
Edith Piaf - Release date 2002-02-05
CD Cdn$9.99 (US$6.57)






Edith Piaf
Edith Piaf - Release date 2000-02-10
CD Cdn$24.99 (US$16.44)






Edith Piaf
Edith Piaf - Release date 2001-09-11
CD Cdn$7.99 (US$5.26)



OK, howabout 114 CD's? biggrin:

See, Muther-Fuckers? That's right. Represent. cool:

Marliene Dietrich was very popular back then too.

...how about offering a group of German tourists a cigarette...
and then mow the fu......wait....there's someone at the door! eek: ......