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Originally Posted by Chickengood4u

skaters arent tough
they might act like it, but inside they are pussies
you should have no problem doing this to them

eatthis:

I dare you to say the to mike vallelly, that guy is a pro skateboarder and there is a video of him taking on like 3 guys at the same time and beating their asses.

You better get him Gerard, actually I just want another story biggrin:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":ad723]I hate skaters, I hate chavs, I hate rudeboys, I hate teenagers in general...

These guys sound kinda funny, I hope you kick their azz.

fire2:[/quote:ad723]

and i hate stereotypical assholes

[quote="Airborne Butters":1c9e1]OMG! Gerard, I'm coming over to Ireland and helping you whoop some hippie skater ass![/quote:1c9e1]

hippie skater ass... i hope u fucking die

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chickengood4u

skaters arent tough
they might act like it, but inside they are pussies
you should have no problem doing this to them

eatthis:

wow.. this thread is just bursting with stereotypes. being the skateboarder that i am, i have to say that not all of us are what u think we are. so please... stfu with ur mtv infested stereotypical images of a "skater" or "hippie" and go shove thumb up ur ass

[quote="aNti hEro":15db3]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chickengood4u

skaters arent tough
they might act like it, but inside they are pussies
you should have no problem doing this to them

eatthis:

ease down wood pusher!

jesus fucking christ, coming back here makes me realize how shitty these fucking forums are. no edit button, sig hosting is down, and to top it all off.. we have another "cool" trend with the current playing bullshit. allied assault.com can go fuck itself

Just for clarification in not in any way stereotyping all skaters, my cousin is one and while it weirds me out to hear some of the stuff he comes off with hes not an arrogant prick like the little fucktards down here. Same goes for anti, i talk to him most night and know him well enough now.

[quote="aNti hEro":c9dd7]jesus fucking christ, coming back here makes me realize how shitty these fucking forums are. no edit button, sig hosting is down, and to top it all off.. we have another "cool" trend with the current playing bullshit. allied assault.com can go fuck itself[/quote:c9dd7]

*gives Anti some Blotter acid*

yea dude, I'm not ripping on your Anti. MY freinds used to own a skateshop and I used to help them out.

[quote=Innoxx]

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Originally Posted by "aNti hEro":a1fd6

*gives Anti some Blotter acid*[/quote:a1fd6]

i love u innoxx

Re: me vs skaters part 3

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Originally Posted by Gerard

Well this is seemingly part 3 of the "skaters" incident, previously what happened was i threw one of their boards under a bus after one of them started acting a hardass, then one of them seen me in the dvd rental place a couple of weeks back.

Just leaving a dvd back to the rental store and i come round the corner and 2 of the three are standing there waiting. They see me and come over talking so much shit its unbeleivable, "yo dawg we gonna fuck you up", yeah right im practically pissing myself here[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img].

They start going on about the board i threw under the bus and whining about how much it cost etc. One of them is a big lanky bastard maybe 6 foot or so but is built like the side of a bus ticket, the others probably about my size 5 foot 7 or so. They invite me for a fight so im ready, all of a sudden the little runt from a few weeks back comes running up behind me and clonks me across the back of the head with the flat side of a skateboard. I fall forward a bit and all 3 of them take off running away. Was actually pretty funny, if he had used the edge of the board it woulda taken me down and left me prone for a kicking but the retard used the flat side and it just staggered me a bit.

So im sitting here fuming but also kinda laughing about their choice of weapon, a fuckin skateboard of all things? Little does the runt know i know where he lives and he passes by my street on the way to school so tomorrow morning i think ill get up early just to grab him and put the shits up him. Dunno if i should kick the shit outta him or not, id prefer to do that to taller one as id assume he's older than the around 17 year old runt.

Choke him with a garden hose, and spray him at the same time with it.

next time don't spend so much time standing listening to their shit, go "Walker, Texas Ranger " on them upon sighting biggrin: