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Old Reliable 03-02-2003 08:11 PM

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Muff Diver 03-02-2003 10:03 PM

oh the SPAM

03-02-2003 11:26 PM

Re: fun at work...a bit of an oxymoron
 
[quote="Eight Ace":640a5]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane11
i was at work today...i work at a grocery store, not the funnest...but this german guy comes up to me and asks "Vhat aisle is zee zereal in?"
I replied NINE!

...you could have given him the John Cleese treatment:-

"Vee haf no cereal, vee are vaiting on orders...orders vhich must be obeyed!!"
...while goosestepping around nazi saluting and with a finger held flat under your nose... eek:[/quote:640a5]

ROFL LMAO!!!!!

Bucknub 03-02-2003 11:29 PM

well I dont know if someone has pointed this out already but.... this is not an oxymoron at all and it's not even a "bit" of an oxymoron.. it's just Ironic that the german wanted something in asile nine, when it sounds like nein in german...... so just for the record, it is more irony in this story then an oxymoron

hmm... i think someone now is gonna post a "thank you mr obvious pic" or a "wow thats obvious" pic ah well...

Tripper 03-02-2003 11:46 PM

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Eight Ace 03-03-2003 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
well I dont know if someone has pointed this out already but.... this is not an oxymoron at all and it's not even a "bit" of an oxymoron.. it's just Ironic that the german wanted something in asile nine, when it sounds like nein in german...

...no Buckweed, I think the oxymoron bit referred to the "fun at work" thread title. freak:

Sergeant_Scrotum 03-03-2003 06:33 AM

ma...i find this thread so funny today...must be one of those days...lol

Judas 03-03-2003 07:01 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":2bd13]so you told him a number? good job[/quote:2bd13] biggrin:

Judas 03-03-2003 07:02 AM

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03-03-2003 07:29 AM

whats an oxymoron?

03-03-2003 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/42bc3fd53e62ed7ab5b86.gif[/img]

hmm, that reminds me of that picture where a kermit doll is banging another doll and slapping it's ass...

redhawk_six 03-03-2003 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quze
whats an oxymoron?

Oh gezz. eek: hake:

No comment. evil:

geRV 03-03-2003 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quze
whats an oxymoron?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=oxymoron


biggrin:

03-03-2003 11:52 AM

I see now...


chop:

Webb 03-03-2003 12:24 PM

Re: fun at work...a bit of an oxymoron
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane11
i was at work today...i work at a grocery store, not the funnest...but this german guy comes up to me and asks "Vhat aisle is zee zereal in?"

I replied NINE!

kind of lame but it was funny

Sounds like russian too me.


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