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05-23-2003 09:37 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":cf26c]make sure the doctor dosent has man sex with you while your unde the gas evil:[/quote:cf26c]
Seinfeld comes to mind...

Milla 05-23-2003 10:25 PM

[quote=Sclass12]
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Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":9e2d0
make sure the doctor dosent has man sex with you while your unde the gas evil:

Seinfeld comes to mind...[/quote:9e2d0]

Indeed it does, its a great show.

pest 05-23-2003 10:36 PM

[quote="CaP bUsTa":6c3ce]boo fuckin hoo
last summer i broke my arm on the may long weekend in edmonton. They set it, said it was fine and sent me home. 4 weeks later in calgary i go to get my cast changed and they xray it and decide that they didnt set it properly in edmonton so I have to stay overnight and get surgery. They put pins in it, and I have a cast on for another 9 weeks. That is my whole summer, i got the cast off a week before school started.[/quote:6c3ce]

You guys both got off light compared to my buddy. He broke his arm in a motorcycle accident and broke his arm in 6 places in the four inches by his elbow. Totally twisted the elbow joint up to. He has a matching pair of 11" scars on one arm, top and bottom and will never regain full use of it (maybe 80% now).

Old Reliable 05-23-2003 10:48 PM

you guys think you have it tough? i had to get up to get the tv controller today.

Milla 05-23-2003 10:53 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":7381c]you guys think you have it tough? i had to get up to get the tv controller today.[/quote:7381c]
SWEET JESUS! THE EARTH HAS STOPPED SPINNING!! i got ya beat though, i dropped my remote inbetween the couch and actually had to get up and MOVE the couch cry:

CaP bUsTa 05-23-2003 11:29 PM

[quote=pest]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "CaP bUsTa":ad22f
boo fuckin hoo
last summer i broke my arm on the may long weekend in edmonton. They set it, said it was fine and sent me home. 4 weeks later in calgary i go to get my cast changed and they xray it and decide that they didnt set it properly in edmonton so I have to stay overnight and get surgery. They put pins in it, and I have a cast on for another 9 weeks. That is my whole summer, i got the cast off a week before school started.

You guys both got off light compared to my buddy. He broke his arm in a motorcycle accident and broke his arm in 6 places in the four inches by his elbow. Totally twisted the elbow joint up to. He has a matching pair of 11" scars on one arm, top and bottom and will never regain full use of it (maybe 80% now).[/quote:ad22f]
ya that sucks, but we are all well off.
I mean think about all those people who die everyday, sucks most for them

Bazooka_Joe 05-24-2003 12:39 AM

Dunno if you answered this, but does your job pay for it?

1080jibber 05-24-2003 12:46 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":6245a]Dunno if you answered this, but does your job pay for it?[/quote:6245a]

yes they do pay for it, plus i hear i will get comp'ed for it to....
for losing the nail and the nerve damage done to the finger

not sure how much i will get comp'ed but im guessing it will be alot of $$,$$$.00, but trust me, its not worth the money!

05-24-2003 12:47 AM

you can always sue, saying there was no clear warning or sign that said sticking your finger under blade and shoving it down will sever it off biggrin:

ninty 05-24-2003 10:37 AM

Sigh...he cannot sue. By accepting workers comp you relieve the employer of having the chance of getting sued. That is what workers comp is for.

You guys need to do research before you speak, because a lot of what you say seems to be wrong.

1080jibber 05-24-2003 11:43 AM

well i just got back and i had to make a choise when i was down there
get some skin taken from somewhere from my body or let it heel on its own

1.)if i was to get the piece of skin taken from my body, then the scar would be the size of what the grind wheel took off. (like the scar from stitches and all that other shit)


2.)if i let it heel on its own, the scar would only be about half the size of what the grind wheel took off. (like just where the nail would be and a bit of the tip of the finger, but the rest of the finger would look normal)


i went for #2 freak:

when the lady comes over to wrap my finger i will pull out the 4megapixel digicam, and take some pic's biggrin:

1080jibber 05-24-2003 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Sigh...he cannot sue. By accepting workers comp you relieve the employer of having the chance of getting sued. That is what workers comp is for.

You guys need to do research before you speak, because a lot of what you say seems to be wrong.

there americans, they sue if there coffee is hot biggrin:
or if they get fat from McDonalds biggrin:

Vance 05-24-2003 11:53 AM

Friggin stupid fat Americans.

MrLevinstein 05-24-2003 05:40 PM

Jibber you made a wise decision. Why would you want to have surgery and all this other painful crap when it can heal on its own?

Zap. USMC 05-24-2003 05:43 PM

HAH!

They took "meat" from my penis, since it's so massive.


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