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:Hybrid: 07-06-2003 12:51 AM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":f54e7]"Fucking a fat chick is like riding a scooter, sure its fun, but dont let your friends catch you doing it."[/quote:f54e7]


no that is the quote of the week

Bullitt 07-06-2003 01:10 AM

they give you shade in the summer and warmth in the winter

Tripper 07-06-2003 01:48 AM

Fat chicks provide more fun than Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

:Hybrid: 07-06-2003 01:54 AM

nah tripper, millehs quote is still better

Tripper 07-06-2003 02:03 AM

[quote=":Hybrid:":2d03f]nah tripper, millehs quote is still better[/quote:2d03f]

Was I competing for best quote? NO.....His quote is THE most well known fat chick joke in the world, you n00b.

STFU, Skippy.

[img]http://home.attbi.com/~KNicholoff/fatgirls.jpg[/img]

geRV 07-06-2003 02:37 AM

[quote="K-9NeXuS":759f9]An obese women that commited suicide (jumped off a building)[/quote:759f9]

I woulda expected a mile wide crater and the earth to be knocked off it axis oddly enough. Then again im suprised she didn't just bounce off the ground and get shot into orbit.

Bean 2 07-06-2003 09:31 AM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by ":Hybrid:":0583c
nah tripper, millehs quote is still better

Was I competing for best quote? NO.....His quote is THE most well known fat chick joke in the world, you n00b.

STFU, Skippy.

[img]http://home.attbi.com/~KNicholoff/fatgirls.jpg[/img][/quote:0583c]

For those wanting to know her weight, well shes probably a little fatter then the girl in this pic and her other friend is alot hottor and has some nice tits.

mr.miyagi 07-06-2003 01:03 PM

it might.......no, it will scar you for life

I'll never do it again, one swift movement and ur cock is a gonna
Thunder thighs, brutal hips, water melons, bison body, no No N0000!

do the hot one then get tha hell outta there brothA!

eatthis:

Rannoch 07-06-2003 01:24 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH! Would I? It depends. They might crush you with their thighs or something. That girl in the pic aint to bad... if you're desperate, AND you get the hot one.

07-07-2003 01:28 AM

you lucky bastard even though theres a fat chick i would still do it but you sure there not jsut fucking around with you.

Bean 2 07-07-2003 07:42 AM

Nope i know their not. They came back yesterday but i found out some distrubing news...The fat one is 21 and married and has a kid...Definitely a slut so im not even gonna do shit with her im just gonna fuck the hot one.

Johnj 07-07-2003 08:07 AM

The young bull says to the old bull "See those cows over in that field.Let's run down there, jump the fence and do them all." To which the old bull replies "Why don't we walk down there and just go through the gate?"

Zoner 07-07-2003 08:30 AM

[img]http://www.teamaftermath.com/images/insultpics/Hitit.jpg[/img]

( ^ Always loved that one ^)

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-07-2003 03:58 PM

well bean has it happened yet?

07-07-2003 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sclass12
she broke the truck weight scale so he's gonna have to estimate

aha good one


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