Thats not funny man, last halloween my girl dumped me for the 6'5 inch walking dildo.

Better batteries?

Duct tape maske are great. And you just put vaseline on the inside so it doesnt stick.

omg i dont go trickle treateing lol or do you guys go for the Candy? you just malester the kids for the sweets they have already mwah:

Engrish? oOo:

malester?

Go as a turd. Put on some brown trash bags with peanuts stuck to them oOo:

I've been growin a lil hitler mustache the past month or so. I'm bein a nazi soldier for halloween.

No I do not support the nazis in anyway, shape, or form. I just recognize them for fighting in WW1/2. It's like dressing up as a frenchman. But who the hell would do that..

[quote="Animal Mother":2dee3]Duct tape maske are great. And you just put vaseline on the inside so it doesnt stick.[/quote:2dee3]
or put paper on the stiky side

i'm going in full combat gear and an SAS balaclava biggrin:

just egging stuff, runnin over cars and being little assholes

mwah:

my friend plans to be throwing firecrackers at kids who come near house...

[quote="newt.":c97d1]my friend plans to be throwing firecrackers at kids who come near house...[/quote:c97d1]
lol
as amatter of fact
rofl

He accomplished lasting over 30 seconds. biggrin:

we just throw them at eachother annoy:
but we shudn't cos last year one blew up in a m8s hand.... mwah:

Go as a unicorn. The babes would love that eek:

Put a horn on your head, and a tail outta your pants. Awsome.

Go as a giant cd-rom... Put a label in permanent marker that says Vol. 1. Bondage or something on it.