Hookers are always fat and ugly, unless they charge $5,000/hr.

I'll stick with the freshman girls at the local university. They've got all the same benefits, minus the STDs, and are free.

The candy bar of love?

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/lovebar.jpg[/img]

[quote="Pick Axe":afcab]The candy bar of love?

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/lovebar.jpg[/img][/quote:afcab]

Heh, I thought about making me a sig like that, not sure what candy bar to use though.

[quote="Eight Ace":fea1d]I once paid a lady to strip and stand on her head, legs spread apart and
eyes closed cos I wanted to do something kinky....after a while I said thx
and paid her without touching her. "What's kinky about that?" she asked
"I've just shat in your handbag" was my satisfied reply. cool:[/quote:fea1d]

Still kept that genius.

Viddy well li'l brother, viddy well.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2e312]
Heh, I thought about making me a sig like that, not sure what candy bar to use though.[/quote:2e312]

The hershey one just seemed right. I know it's crappy, but if you wanna use it, go ahead.

I remember my first time...best $35 I ever spend. Mind you, things were cheaper back then.

You guys over paid - Bill Cosby charged me a nickel to fuck him.