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MrLevinstein 05-15-2004 07:53 PM

Life Lesson:
Everyones big and bad till someone whips out the guy, and then everything ends calmly rock:

Drew 05-15-2004 08:23 PM

Anyway, this isn't an Anti-America/Gun Control thread, this is about how fucking annoying it is to not be able to even leave my house without having my eardrums shattered by some 50 year old who thinks that his younger years can be recaptured by riding shirtless with all 300 lbs hanging out on his bike with no muffler.

Fucking hell I think I just hate people in general.

Mr.Buttocks 05-15-2004 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Noctis
Anyway, this isn't an Anti-America/Gun Control thread, this is about how fucking annoying it is to not be able to even leave my house without having my eardrums shattered by some 50 year old who thinks that his younger years can be recaptured by riding shirtless with all 300 lbs hanging out on his bike with no muffler.

Fucking hell I think I just hate people in general.

It is my professional medical opinion that you, sir, have mental health problems.

Drew 05-15-2004 08:34 PM

I concur.

Which is why I am well along the path to World Domination. Once I take over, I'm going to put all the rednecks on an island with nothing but trailers and make a Reality TV show out of it. The grand finale will be dropping a nuke on all their heads - it'll be the twist.

Then I'll send out my Noctardian Russian Ninja Death Squads to hunt down all the Muslim people. Every Muslim will be told to accept Christianity or be shot in the face. In this way, I will weed out all the fucking looney fanaticals in a stroke of pure, orchestral irony based on their own beliefs.

I own.

Mr.Buttocks 05-15-2004 08:37 PM

k. oOo:

Eight Ace 05-15-2004 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Noctis
Fucking hell I think I just hate people in general.

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Drew 05-15-2004 09:52 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":ed3a7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Fucking hell I think I just hate people in general.

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guarnere 05-15-2004 10:26 PM

Noctis, lets murder people...meet me behind the Dollar store in 15 minutes. I'll be waiting with a few key items for world dominance.

1080jibber 05-15-2004 10:45 PM

at Port Dover, Ontario, there is a biker gathering every Friday 13th.

i allways stay away from there during that day, but it is cool to see all of the bikes lined up.

Tripper 05-15-2004 11:03 PM

Noctis, you can cock back my glock wheneer you please.



















Babe.

Coleman 05-16-2004 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
I was talking about Noctis who likes to show off his Glock G23 .45.

I live in Myrtle Beach, actually rougher than you might imagine. We have the highest per capita violent crime rate in the country. Anyway, I only actually carry during the three bike weeks. Harley week usually isn't that bad, but Atlantic Beach Bike Fest (Black Biker Week) gets VERY rough down here. Police get shot, stores get openly vandalized and robbed. They try to get the National Guard here every year, but every time it's about to be approved the NAACP has a fucking conniption fit and screams about racial profiling, meanwhile at least two people are murdered every year.

I started carrying my Glock after an attempted car-jacking during Black Bike week. I would have lost my car if I hadn't been on my way to the firing range with my dad's old .357 magnum.

I don't know about you guys, but when someone waves a knife at me, I get fucking pissed off.

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Infection_Smith@ 05-16-2004 08:58 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":a070a]Glock? That almost sounds like.......cock. *giggles* happy:[/quote:a070a]

Bend down and suck my cock bitch!

ninty 05-17-2004 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
I was talking about Noctis who likes to show off his Glock G23 .45.

I live in Myrtle Beach, actually rougher than you might imagine. We have the highest per capita violent crime rate in the country. Anyway, I only actually carry during the three bike weeks. Harley week usually isn't that bad, but Atlantic Beach Bike Fest (Black Biker Week) gets VERY rough down here. Police get shot, stores get openly vandalized and robbed. They try to get the National Guard here every year, but every time it's about to be approved the NAACP has a fucking conniption fit and screams about racial profiling, meanwhile at least two people are murdered every year.

I started carrying my Glock after an attempted car-jacking during Black Bike week. I would have lost my car if I hadn't been on my way to the firing range with my dad's old .357 magnum.

I don't know about you guys, but when someone waves a knife at me, I get fucking pissed off.

After reviweing my post I realized that I probably shouldn't have juded your situation the way I did. I've never been to your part of the country before so I don't know what its like. I have nothing against Americans.

Drew 05-17-2004 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
After reviweing my post I realized that I probably shouldn't have juded your situation the way I did. I've never been to your part of the country before so I don't know what its like. I have nothing against Americans.

Assuming that wasn't sarcasm, it's all good. beer:

Milla 05-17-2004 07:04 PM

Re: Harley Week - Myrtle Beach
 
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Originally Posted by Noctis
This is my fucking embodiment of Hell.

I got some payback today, though. A group of them surrounded my car and thought it would be funny to yell back at me and fuck around cutting close to my car and what not.

So, I accelerated forward, forcing them to move to the right and left and then let windshield wiper fluid loose. Resulted in lots of swerving and most of them falling back. One pulled up to my window and waved a knife at me, he quickly retreated at the site of my Glock G23 .45 - GG fuckheads.

Hehe i hated bike week and that black bike week, took me 30 mins to get from carolina forest HS to where i lived in waterford (normally a 5 min ride)


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