HAW HAW HAW! Nice.

I thought of some more:

- The Venus Fly Trap. We waited until this one dude (who we all thought was a royal dickhead) went to bed and taped up the outside of his door with clear packaging tape. Sticky side in...total coverage. We started making an unholy racket outside his room, banged on his walls...anything to get him pissed off and fly out the door at us. Well, he did..and got a face full of tape.

- We dis-assembled a guy's room and set it up in the lobby exactly how he had it originally. The calendar was in the same spot, the fridge was plugged in, posters up. Perfection.

- We got the frosh (all 50+ of them) to go to one of the girls' residence and stand outside shouting "WATER!!! WATER!!" The girls would pour anything and everything out the window on them. Kool-Aid, milk, and even some water.

- Century Club. Who didn't do a Century Club? 100 minutes, one big slug of beer a minute. No bathroom breaks.

- We stole a decorated christmas tree from a girls' residence. We set it up and re-decorated it. The girls were pissed!! They went to every residence with campus security. When they got to our place, they looked at the tree..."Nope, that's not it."

Keep the stories comin'. I'm getting all nostalgic n' shit. I feel like taking the new student co-op dude here at work and sticking his head in the toilet. Good times.

This is some of the funniest shit ive ever heard. I cant wait till i go. August 26th im gone.

[quote="Bean 2":670b6]This is some of the funniest shit ive ever heard. I cant wait till i go. August 26th im gone.[/quote:670b6]

Befriend as many people as possible, try not to make enemies and turn college into highschool.

[quote=KTOG]Befriend as many people as possible, try not to make enemies and turn college into highschool.[/quote:af3e2]

aug 27th for me

yeah do NOT turn college into hs, let everything with other fags slide, except frat fags-- befriend some big kids and commit random asskickings on cocky frat guys

I commuted every day to school and lived with my parents for 2 years
then I moved out and lived with my fiance for 2 years......

my brakes went out once on the way to school so I had coast into the parking lot and do a bunch of circles untill my truck slowed down enough for me to turn into a parking spot and hit the curb with my front tires to stop my truck

EDIT: Jeezus, man...no Tub girl!! My brother and his room mate put this up in the bathrooms up at Penn State.

[quote=DJHeadUp]aug 27th for me

yeah do NOT turn college into hs, let everything with other fags slide, except frat fags-- befriend some big kids and commit random asskickings on cocky frat guys[/quote:24f4c]

Aug 28th for me. classes start on august 31 and I cant wait. 22 days and counting.

I'm getting ansy, can't wait.

Shit, jujumantb... the purpose of college is to get a job right? I have one. The US Army. If/When I finish with this job... I'll go back college.

[quote="Kraut Killer":7a1a8]Shit, jujumantb... the purpose of college is to get a job right? I have one. The US Army. If/When I finish with this job... I'll go back college.[/quote:7a1a8]

The purpose of college isn't to get a job. You definatly shouldn't think that way or else you'll get no where. The purpose of college is to learn, meet people you wouldn't normally meet, have fun, learn about other cultures. Thats what a diploma stands for, you survived college, you have the ability to make in the real world with a real job.

I thought college was an excuse to have a shit load of parties and booze and not get a rap for being a drunk because your in college.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":d7a3d]I thought college was an excuse to have a shit load of parties and booze and not get a rap for being a drunk because your in college.[/quote:d7a3d]Thats what happens when you watch too many national lampoons and animal house movies. there are people and frats that do just that, theyre losers who fail out of their classes and usually dont have a grand scheme to trick the dean into letting them stay. college is actually hard work, the reading assignments are enormous and it can really put a strain on a relationship. i recommend living off campus if you can.

ahahaha...this one dude in our hall ALWAYS left his door open, even if he went to class. so one day we decided to take his bed out of his room, and his bigass speakers and put it in the bathroom across the hall. lmao he was pissed

Hey, I found some old pics from my residence life!

The KISS Lip Sync Pics (I'm "Gene"):

[img]http://www.amsbaugh.com/aan/Ger/barnes/kiss1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.amsbaugh.com/aan/Ger/barnes/kiss2.jpg[/img]


Frosh begging for Water:

[img]http://www.amsbaugh.com/aan/Ger/barnes/water.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.amsbaugh.com/aan/Ger/barnes/water2.jpg[/img]