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Merlin122 07-29-2004 07:59 PM
meh, I just tuck it down and forget about it

Eight Ace 07-29-2004 08:17 PM
I don't mind a morning stiffy in bed, but I get wood
at the bus stop now...fucken daylight saving. annoy:

Maplegyver 07-29-2004 08:23 PM
if you cant pee with a b0n0r pee in the bathtub

bukdez 07-29-2004 08:37 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":f3ff9]I don't mind a morning stiffy in bed, but I get wood
at the bus stop now...fucken daylight saving. annoy:[/quote:f3ff9]

lmao...

Mr.Buttocks 07-29-2004 08:41 PM
I think about cricket.

Vance 07-29-2004 08:42 PM
I can piss after jerking it, it's a little bid harder to do though, plus it feels really good happy:

elstatec 07-29-2004 08:47 PM
i dont have morning wood because i wake up in the afternoon.

BlackJackal 07-29-2004 08:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Merlin122
meh, I just tuck it down and forget about it
tuck and duck! only up.

Coleman 07-29-2004 08:51 PM
wtf...why the hell do all of you have freakin boners when you wake up? That happened to me when I was about 13...but not now...

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-29-2004 08:56 PM
someone has no sex drive.....

Coleman 07-29-2004 08:57 PM
[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":2f034]someone has no sex drive.....[/quote:2f034] rolleyes: wasn't that funny

fujimi7su 07-29-2004 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elstatec
i dont have morning wood because i wake up in the afternoon.
i got up at around 3 pm today, so same here... sorry "afternoon wood" for me.

Rannoch 07-29-2004 10:04 PM
Heh. Anyone experiemented with ... er.. lubricants? (soap) Good god. Its like pissing fire. Its a nasty suprise, really. Its all good, and getting better, then suddenly there is pain.. so much pain...

Old Reliable 07-29-2004 10:05 PM
how do i increase sex drive?

daffy. 07-29-2004 10:10 PM
buck talking about dick don't he?

oOo:


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