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my friend had his iMac repaired and they coudn;t fix it... they gave it back to him, in pieces, in a fucking cardboard box... he was rightfully pissed as would anyone be if they payed for a service and didn't recieve it... granted you hooked-him up in the end, but likely should have explained the situation...

I voted no for the record. oOo:

voted no because i have a soul....

I voted no cause im not a cock.

Yes, because I am a firm believer in compulsory euthanasia.

[quote=m1ck97]

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Originally Posted by "The Frenchman":ddb02

You guys gotta look at it from the computer's point of view. If I were an old and obsolete computer with fuckled wiring, acute Alzeimers and was operated by an old man who doesn't even know how to smell a scam; I'd wanna be put down too.

The computer is the one that died here, and you pug-pullers have not shown it any kind of respect. Computers are people too. Just because they may not be fleshy; it doesn't mean they're inferior to us. You fuckers ought to show some respect.

RIP, computer with no name.

if a computer is a person - does it give you the right to eliminate the just because they are old and slightly battered?

just because the computer was not top of the range - it was probalby perfect for the old mans usage... using word, connecting to the internet etc.[/quote:ddb02]

Have you ever treid to browse the net on anything below a 500mhz machine nowadays ? It is impossible. The load times are so shitty you want to strangle someone. The guy would have noticed its pos performance and have gone beserk.

Allright, here is what happened:

Boss found computer dead. After a small rant storm, he got another used computer out and set it up. 45 minutes labor. Its faster, more stable, and all around better for this guy. EVERYTHING ACTUALLY WORKS! It has Windows 98 on it. It runs pretty fast for a P2.

I get to keep my job.

My boss isnt very mad.

The guy is happy and has a faster computer. Didnt cost him a thing.

I'd say it turned out pretty good.

Just like I envisioned it would turn out. Don't push your luck though...

I voted no because BadScript voted no.

Hey Rannoch perhaps you can fry Guarnere's grandma's hardrive as well.

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Originally Posted by Rannoch

1: H'es old. So he can try to punch me if he wants
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dont count us "old guys" out. We can still clean a punks clock when needed. What you did was wrong, what your boss did was right. The customer is always right. It may suck at the time but thats how you have to deal with it. You should have tried to sell him an upgrade to make some cash for the company you work for. I think McDonalds is in your future

Once at work I gave a guy only 4 strips because we didnt cook 5 by mistake it didnt bother me though because i was gone in 10 minutes

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Originally Posted by Rannoch

what did i tell ya fuckers ?

[quote="Infection_Smith@":20d84]Hey Rannoch perhaps you can fry Guarnere's grandma's hardrive as well.[/quote:20d84]

Go drink a magic potion...only to find out its anti-freeze.

[quote=guarnere]

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Originally Posted by "Infection_Smith@":90712

Hey Rannoch perhaps you can fry Guarnere's grandma's hardrive as well.

Go drink a magic potion...only to find out its anti-freeze.[/quote:90712]

attempting to locate the funneh............. biggrin: