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Pick Axe 01-18-2005 05:50 PM

Not just his school, remember, I am there too.....

Well, first off, our school has about 250 students.....thats K-12, btw.

So, that means it is, yes, It is a 'hick' school.

But it is kinda fun, they let you get away with a lot, actually....

One time I drank whiskey on the school bus, along with Alax ^ and I got 3 weeks of In School Suspension....they let me off easy!

Innoxx 01-18-2005 05:52 PM

Do they make you wear a dunce cap when you're being a prat?

Nyck 01-18-2005 05:52 PM

/duel banjos.....

Milla 01-18-2005 06:51 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":db72a]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
duke i think i've concluded that you are retarded.

a sexy one though[/quote:db72a]

ed:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-18-2005 06:52 PM

[quote=Milla]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Grim_Reaper":c4404
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
duke i think i've concluded that you are retarded.

a sexy one though

ed:[/quote:c4404][img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/gay-smilie.gif[/img]

mr.miyagi 01-18-2005 07:07 PM

The whiskey school bus thing jus reminded me of that school bus video clip, remember it? the onboard bus-cam saw the driver pass out while driving and he went on the verge and a kid at the back hit the roof of the bus coz it was so bumpy, rofl (i shouldn't laugh but c'mon)........


anyone remember it or even got it?!!? i'll pay you in GF1 women if you find it....

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-18-2005 07:14 PM

Not sure if its the same video but the one where the bus flipped and the kids went flying.

Milla 01-18-2005 07:19 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":db0ba]The whiskey school bus thing jus reminded me of that school bus video clip, remember it? the onboard bus-cam saw the driver pass out while driving and he went on the verge and a kid at the back hit the roof of the bus coz it was so bumpy, rofl (i shouldn't laugh but c'mon)........


anyone remember it or even got it?!!? i'll pay you in GF1 women if you find it....[/quote:db0ba]

I remember that ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock:

Maplegyver 01-18-2005 07:20 PM

[img]http://www.casenet.com/movie/SWAT_Group_1024x650.jpg[/img]


OMG COLLIN FARRRL

Milla 01-18-2005 07:37 PM

COLIN FARRELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 01-18-2005 07:49 PM

your teacher spanked you?

thats so sexy!

did you get a bon0r?

Colonel 01-18-2005 08:10 PM

What the heck is wrong with the schools these days? You get one "swat"??!?!?!! When I was in school they took at paddle with holes in it (decreases wind resistance, increases pain) and beat the crap outa your butt. 20-30 whacks, as hard as the teacher (usually the football coach was the designated paddler) could swing it. One swat is punishment? Puhleese!

TonyMontana 01-18-2005 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
What the heck is wrong with the schools these days? You get one "swat"??!?!?!! When I was in school they took at paddle with holes in it (decreases wind resistance, increases pain) and beat the crap outa your butt. 20-30 whacks, as hard as the teacher (usually the football coach was the designated paddler) could swing it. One swat is punishment? Puhleese!

if any teacher swatted me, they would get a face full of fist

Tripper 01-18-2005 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
What the heck is wrong with the schools these days? You get one "swat"??!?!?!! When I was in school they took at paddle with holes in it (decreases wind resistance, increases pain) and beat the crap outa your butt. 20-30 whacks, as hard as the teacher (usually the football coach was the designated paddler) could swing it. One swat is punishment? Puhleese!

if any teacher swatted me, they would get a face full of fist

if any teacher swatted me, they would get a face full of piss

Literally.

Hawke 01-18-2005 08:33 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2bcd7][quote="Grim_Reaper":2bcd7]lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?[/quote:2bcd7]
I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:2bcd7]
Did make me laugh however, I think someone is lieing.

Get us a picture of her spanking errr.... swatting you. eek: oOo:


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