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geRV 06-19-2005 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Pyro
If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?
Im guessing none cause the stoves already lit? eek:

Mr.Buttocks 06-19-2005 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Pyro
If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?
I'd light the match first. COZ I'M A SEX MACHINE!

Pyro 06-19-2005 04:36 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":35cc4]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?
I'd light the match first. COZ I'M A SEX MACHINE![/quote:35cc4]

I <3 you

06-19-2005 05:41 PM
What makes a man bald-headed?

Stammer 06-19-2005 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
What makes a man bald-headed?
DHT

Vance 06-19-2005 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
What makes a man bald-headed?
Lack of hair.

Chango 06-19-2005 06:47 PM
What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night?

Whatada 06-19-2005 06:57 PM
As crawling infants, people travel on four limbs in the mornings of their lives. As adults, they travel upright on two limbs in the bright middays of their lives. As frail and elderly people tapping canes before them, they travel on three limbs in the twilights of their days.

Oedipus Trilogy biggrin:

harpua 06-19-2005 07:26 PM
[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by harpua
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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by "$p!k3":1b1ad
Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.
annoy:
baby jokes: you have sunk to the lowest level possible.
This coming from the kid who makes blatantly racist jokes, then gets offended when someone makes an unoffensive Jewish remark. Stfu.[/quote:1b1ad]

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AND:

-your saying that i had a problem with jew jokes (which i do) but i make racist jokes. are you trying to make the connection that jew jokes and race jokes are the same? so jews are a race? no. dipshit.
-and, i never said that baby jokes were wrong or anythign, i was just stating my opinion that they aren't funny, because the punchline is always the same.

either way you need to shut your fat trap cuntmouth.

Chango 06-19-2005 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Whatada
As crawling infants, people travel on four limbs in the mornings of their lives. As adults, they travel upright on two limbs in the bright middays of their lives. As frail and elderly people tapping canes before them, they travel on three limbs in the twilights of their days.

Oedipus Trilogy biggrin:
correct

how about: walk on the living they don't even mumble, walk on the dead they mutter and grumble. What are they?

Whatada 06-19-2005 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Chango
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whatada
As crawling infants, people travel on four limbs in the mornings of their lives. As adults, they travel upright on two limbs in the bright middays of their lives. As frail and elderly people tapping canes before them, they travel on three limbs in the twilights of their days.

Oedipus Trilogy biggrin:
correct

how about: walk on the living they don't even mumble, walk on the dead they mutter and grumble. What are they?
leaves. happy:

Eight Ace 06-19-2005 09:02 PM
[quote=harpua]
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":5ab68
relax you stupid cunt...she's not Jewish. nag:
woah dude, what the fuck.
that was uncalled for you shitface.
annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy:[/quote:5ab68]
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Originally Posted by harpua
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Originally Posted by bukdez
read more carefully before you fly off the handle...
either way, using that term is still uncalled for and offensive.
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Originally Posted by harpua
either way you need to shut your fat trap cuntmouth.
eek: oOo: rolleyes:

Vance 06-19-2005 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by harpua
-your saying that i had a problem with jew jokes (which i do) but i make racist jokes. are you trying to make the connection that jew jokes and race jokes are the same? so jews are a race? no. dipshit.
That's quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's okay to make racist jokes but it's not ok to make Jewish jokes because you think they're different? You're really full of shit.

I hope you get a large black cock down your throat, Jewbag.

Eight Ace 06-19-2005 09:07 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":5bf7f]the answer is "cock robin"....but what is the question?..* dances around playing flute *[/quote:5bf7f]
"What's that in my mouth Batman?" eek:

Hawke 06-19-2005 09:12 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":2ac94][quote="Eight Ace":2ac94]the answer is "cock robin"....but what is the question?..* dances around playing flute *[/quote:2ac94]
"What's that in my mouth Batman?" eek:[/quote:2ac94]
hahahahaah wtf


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