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Airborne Butters 01-28-2006 12:03 PM
sometimes that's how it is. I had a buddy HARDCORE cock block me one time. I wasn't even flirting with this girl, but I was starting to and I had the perfect setup. We were both buzzed and in a private room. Next thing you know my buddy burst in saying he has to piss. So he goes to the bathroom and I'm still talking to this girl and he chimes in with "why do you always objectify women and blah blah blah you're an asshole to girls blah blah blah". I was literally in disbelief. Shocked and awed. So I played it off to the girl like he was drunk and went to get me and her another beer. When I saw him in the fridge I said "What the fuck is your problem" He replied with "nothing's my problem you just always to that to women" So I left his ass there 40 mins from home.

elstatec 01-28-2006 12:39 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7b93c]
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alternatively come down to pompey and i wont cockblock you as im too busy being alcoholic beer:

Problem is that Fluff goes to clubs where there are more than 2 girls per 200 guys. plus you just troll for dong anyway so there is no worry for cockblocking
sleeping:

oh the bitterness you have for me, but very lacking effort, so why dont you go back to playing the "tuba" as tgb so rightly put it whilst im out getting drunk with my friends or banging my fit girlfriend. Plus fluff might know and of been to some of the clubs i have and would say otherwise to the percentage of females to males even if alot are skanks.
[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/nutella.jpg[/ig]

yea Ill do that. stick to smearing nutella all over your face
rofl he has u there[/quote:7b93c]


hardly, nutella owns.

CoMaToSe 01-28-2006 12:41 PM
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Ok, Here's the plan you need to go with. First of all you have to be a reasonable looking guy to begin with. This will work 8 out 10 times. Your sittin in the club with say 2 of your friends . You pick out a target and have one of your friends go talk to her like every other swingin dick in the place is doin. He gets shot down like the rest.

Then the next guy from the same table takes his shot, again fails. Now she figures your probably next. She sees that 2 of the 3 have approached her thinking you'll do the same. Shes actually waitting for it so she can shot you down as well. You stay at the table, She will actually after a time look at you to see why you havent come over yet. When she does you smile, turn your head away and continue talking to your friends.

Now this why this works:

Every guy in the place has tried to pick her up with the same tired lines she probably hears every weekend. The same shit every night. You already have her attention by being the only one at the table that didnt try a line.

She starts to think about WHY didnt he come over. He smiled at me yet stayed at the table. You are now set apart from every other guy in the place. Noy being able to get past why you didnt come over, SHE COMES OVER TO YOU TO SEE WHAT YOUR DEAL IS.

Where it goes from there is up to you. This would work great with your asshat friends, Let them both take there shot and get smoked and you end up takin the gal home. The great thing is they wont even relise how the hell you ended up the winner.

This will work ok with 2 other guys but 3 is better. The more guys from the same table who take a shot makes her more courious why you didnt.

THE HOTTER THE GIRL THE BETTER THIS WORKS!!!! She thinks to herself, Whats this guy got going on that makes him not come over??? She'll be forced by her own ego to come and find out!!!

This is not a bullshit theroy, Ive done it a lot when i was younger. Im an old married guy now. Times may change but hot women and their egos always remain the same and its their ego that will put them at your table 8 out of 10 times.


As you said in your post, standin at the bar lookin desperate is fatal!!!! That is the act of a desperate man. Even if the bartender is female SHE wont even talk to you!!! lol

You guys give this try and let me know how it did. This is one of the best kept secrets for pickin up women ever disclosed in public!!! rock:
GG David DeAngelo rolleyes:

Tripper 01-28-2006 04:43 PM
While all your friends are doing the cock block thing just ignore them and the girl, turn around (if at the bar) and order TEQUILA SHOTS (Always Tequila shots - ALWAYS) this works because of the process you take to drink, it's not simply buying a drink having it poured for you and passing it on to the girl so she can walk off with it and go chat to some other lad - She HAS to spend the time with you, and you can give her a hand with the salt and the lemon - This gives you about two minutes of her total attention in which you can lay down some carefully prepared lines (not pick-up lines - those are too obvious nowadays) but just some random conversation - You have to act like you're having the best time of your life...

This trick has gotten one of my buddies laid a shitload of times. All he does is roam up to the packed bar and yell out "alright - which one of you ladies wants a tequila shot?" in a loud cheerful voice....This works especially well if you don't directly invite the girl you were talking to, and instead have her prompt you - As if you wrote her off because she wasn't enough fun.

Women always want to fuck the mature, confident, life of the party.

...Never act like the cock-block thing bothers you - NEVER act like you give a shit about picking up chicks - Just represent yourself by looking like you're the most enjoyable person to be around.

c312 01-28-2006 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by elstatec
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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alternatively come down to pompey and i wont cockblock you as im too busy being alcoholic beer:

Problem is that Fluff goes to clubs where there are more than 2 girls per 200 guys. plus you just troll for dong anyway so there is no worry for cockblocking
sleeping:

oh the bitterness you have for me, but very lacking effort, so why dont you go back to playing the "tuba" as tgb so rightly put it whilst im out getting drunk with my friends or banging my fit girlfriend. Plus fluff might know and of been to some of the clubs i have and would say otherwise to the percentage of females to males even if alot are skanks.
[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/nutella.jpg[/img]

yea Ill do that. stick to smearing nutella all over your face
LMFAO

jujumantb 01-28-2006 06:24 PM
dick dont fail me now, I gotta turn shorty out

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-28-2006 06:30 PM
[quote=elstatec][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":fea24]
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by elstatec
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by "elstatec":fea24
alternatively come down to pompey and i wont cockblock you as im too busy being alcoholic beer:

Problem is that Fluff goes to clubs where there are more than 2 girls per 200 guys. plus you just troll for dong anyway so there is no worry for cockblocking
sleeping:

oh the bitterness you have for me, but very lacking effort, so why dont you go back to playing the "tuba" as tgb so rightly put it whilst im out getting drunk with my friends or banging my fit girlfriend. Plus fluff might know and of been to some of the clubs i have and would say otherwise to the percentage of females to males even if alot are skanks.
[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/nutella.jpg[/ig]

yea Ill do that. stick to smearing nutella all over your face
rofl he has u there[/quote:fea24]


hardly, nutella owns.[/quote:fea24]yeh, and i was obviously talking about nutella not tasting great, not the 5 hefty teaspoons of the molten shit evenly spread around your mouth region.. sleeping: oOo:

elstatec 01-28-2006 06:56 PM
well it is nutella so i cant really see how you are trying to offend me at all.

WidowMaker555 01-28-2006 07:40 PM
heres what u can do stop thinking with your dick and think with your head

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-28-2006 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by elstatec
well it is nutella so i cant really see how you are trying to offend me at all.
im basically saying nyck got the best of you and you should take it.

Whatada 01-28-2006 09:45 PM
And here I was, thinking this thread was related to Sadomasochism.wmv. annoy:

Arkan 01-28-2006 10:15 PM
Fluff, my advice is this.

Ditch the cock blocking friends and either get a good wingman or go solo. When i went out, i had the best wingman. We had a rule. If the one guy is hooking up, help him anyway you can. There were times i had to ditch my ego and talk to fatty so he'd have a chance at her friend. The classic example of this was one night in a club called Chevys'. He was hooking up with a smokin chick but her friend was totally in the way. Ever see the movie "A Bronx Tale"? Remember "Coffeecakes"? Well, this was the female version of him. I had to dance with this fugly chick so he could get laid. It worked. Thats what a good wingman does.

He paid me back by giving me the keys to his car one night whilst i was hooking up. He sensed it and fetched a ride home from some guy he knew at the club.

And if you can't get a good wingman, go solo. I used to do that when he wasn't available.

I remember getting cocked blocked one night by some guy i used to work with. He asked to meet me at a club because he had a few girls that would be there for us so i thought "Hey, this could be good". I get there and after awhile, i'm hooking up hard with a sweet blonde. He comes barreling up and wants to dance with her. Me thinking thats it's one of his friends i say sure, so they dance a bit. Now, i can see she's getting a lil' annoyed and when he goes to get a drink, i ask her whats wrong. She says my friend is a pain in the ass. I say to her "but i thought he was your friend, thats why i let him dance with you". She said she doesn't know him, he's just a friend of the girl she came with. I told her, "don't worry, when he returns, i'll make him go away" Sure as shit, i intercept him as he's walking toward her and i say "look dude, the girl was having a good time with me. Go find another girl...this one is going home with me". He was cool and let it go from there. At that point, i realized the value of a good wingman.

elstatec 01-29-2006 03:06 AM
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well it is nutella so i cant really see how you are trying to offend me at all.
im basically saying nyck got the best of you and you should take it.[/quote:177dc]

by posting a picture of me ya right sleeping:

though if you really do see it as that i could post a picture of him with the tuba.

and anyway stfu blitz you fat sack of shit.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-29-2006 07:45 AM
[quote=elstatec]
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
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Originally Posted by elstatec
well it is nutella so i cant really see how you are trying to offend me at all.
im basically saying nyck got the best of you and you should take it.
by posting a picture of me ya right sleeping:

though if you really do see it as that i could post a picture of him with the tuba.

and anyway stfu blitz you fat sack of shit.[/quote:6abc5]you still spread nutella on your face to show your internet friends, and thats all that matters. calmdown:

CoMaToSe 01-29-2006 07:47 AM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":ee2db][quote=elstatec]
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
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Originally Posted by elstatec
well it is nutella so i cant really see how you are trying to offend me at all.
im basically saying nyck got the best of you and you should take it.
by posting a picture of me ya right sleeping:

though if you really do see it as that i could post a picture of him with the tuba.

and anyway stfu blitz you fat sack of shit.[/quote:ee2db]you still spread nutella on your face to show your internet friends, and thats all that matters. calmdown:[/quote:ee2db]


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