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one day these jehova's witnesses came to my door and asked for my aunt (its her house), i told her, and I quote, "The old lady who lives here? I think shes down in the basement, in the cooler. Want to come inside for some tea?"

they left. how fucking rude.

no you didnt

I went to school with one.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":71d55]no you didnt[/quote:71d55]

you're right, i made that up so you could think more of me.

[quote=Acideyez]you're right, i made that up so you could think more of me.[/quote:5865c]

Wouldn't be surprised.

I just don't answer the door.

my friend from high school is a JW. Since I moved to NH ive only seen them once and I let my dog answer the door. They left rather quickly.

I usually answer the door in my boxers and invite them in. Of course they never accept my offer.

I just don't answer the door. They've only come to my house maybe 3 times in my life time.

My friend always moons them through the side window and they leave.

I can't really see through my door so I have to open it and find out who's there. Jehova's and others don't bother me much - I just say I'm Baptist, or Jewish or Muslim or something and I've never had any of them take it further than that.

I usually just open the door and initiate urination. Sometimes i do it without my pants on.

yeah, i don't see why everyone is so mean to them, I usually just don't answer the door. Sure, that's rude, but not as bad as some stuff they get.

I had to kick this one old Jehove out of our university residence. He told one of the guys that his grandfather was burning in hell.

I didn't think the old fucker knew how much danger he was in.

I just tell them I am not interested and to go away, dont come back.









a boy named Sue?