correlation is not the same thing as causation.

are you serious? you actually think that being a little chubby makes you have scratches on your skin? stretch marks, sure, but straight up scratches? No.

It's obvious what is happening - People do alot weirder shit in their sleep, so I don't see what's so hard to believe about scratching your back in your sleep...Seems pretty normal to me. oOo:

Definitely didn't warrant a thread....

Maybe you should check the inner lips of your vagina to see if you scratched the shit out of those too.

one of three things caused those stratches c: A)stretch marks being formed B) the design of the matress on his bed or C) buck seriously(no joke) got ass raped by the cat. Which is closer to the truth?

i give up.






you're an absolute idiot

well what do you think it was/is?

mcdonalds is putting stuff in there food again

I think it's actually an interesting topic, the majority of people in this thread have had the same shit happen to them.


I think someone is just jealous they didnt end up with scratch marks on there body when they woke up!

Maybe Aliens broke into your home and did tests on you.

what kind of tests?

obviously anal probing..

in fact, if they did that, Id let them, and wouldnt tell them to stop either

it was the chinese.

took a ncie chunk out of my arm today.
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and yet, whenever i ask, you always come up with some excuse like "Oh i have a sore back today maybe tomorrow".

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":77cf8]maybe this?




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HAW! You beat me to it.

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