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gtboys34 06-02-2006 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Milla
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WTF!? Dont you losers have girlfriends that weigh more than 4 ounces!? annoy:

4 ounces? eek:

blowup dolls.

Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)

snipes 06-02-2006 07:41 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":18a21]exactly. I have a girlfriend and we do have sex, but when were apart I jack off to stay in practice.[/quote:18a21] oOo:

...Is your "girlfriend" another guy?
just kidding manggg

gtboys34 06-02-2006 07:44 PM

another inquiry.. Nyck, does your girl (wife) approve you of beating off to other chicks? or does she even know that you do?

Unknown_Sniper 06-02-2006 07:46 PM

no my gf is not another guy eek: There is a pic of here in the photo album thread I think.

06-02-2006 07:52 PM

[quote=snipes]
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Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":e3234
exactly. I have a girlfriend and we do have sex, but when were apart I jack off to stay in practice.

oOo:

...Is your "girlfriend" another guy?
just kidding manggg[/quote:e3234]

I wish I was his boyfriend.

Michael 06-02-2006 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
another inquiry.. Nyck, does your girl (wife) approve you of beating off to other chicks? or does she even know that you do?

As if any married man needs permission to beat off. oOo: Any man in general needs no permission. Maybe you do. rolleyes:

Proteus 06-02-2006 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by M79
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Originally Posted by gtboys34
another inquiry.. Nyck, does your girl (wife) approve you of beating off to other chicks? or does she even know that you do?

As if any married man needs permission to beat off. oOo: Any man in general needs no permission. Maybe you do. rolleyes:

He didn't say does he have permission from her, he just asked if she approved. As in, she's not going to stop him but does she give a shit.

Nyck 06-02-2006 08:34 PM

Don't really care fuck sometimes a nia wants to pop his wadd then sleeping: Fuck all the extra work

Tripper 06-02-2006 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)

Spoken like someone who has never had a long-term g/f.

gtboys34 06-02-2006 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by gtboys34
Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)

Spoken like someone who has never had a long-term g/f.

dude whateva..... r u serious?

Tripper 06-02-2006 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)

Spoken like someone who has never had a long-term g/f.

dude whateva..... r u serious?

Absolutely.

Having a significant other doesn't mean you get sex whenever and as often as you require. Only males would drop everything and dodge responsibilities for sex - That is not at all a typical female trait.

gtboys34 06-02-2006 10:20 PM

im not saying that i get everytime i want it man. is that what you got from my statement? all i was saying is that if you have a gf (assuming she doesnt hold out on you for whatever reason rolleyes: ) there is no need to beatoff. Why would I go and beat off to another woman pictures or even her pics if im already gettin it...!? That really doesn't make any sense trip.. pls explain.

Blase 06-02-2006 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
im not saying that i get everytime i want it man. is that what you got from my statement? all i was saying is that if you have a gf (assuming she doesnt hold out on you for whatever reason rolleyes: ) there is no need to beatoff. Why would I go and beat off to another woman pictures or even her pics if im already gettin it...!? That really doesn't make any sense trip.. pls explain.

I understand what Tripper is saying. As males we require almost daily sexual attention, and there will be times in which our respective girlfriends will be unable to attend to our needs. In such cases it falls upon our own hands (Literally and figuratively) to meet those needs.

If your girlfriend is giving you sex as often as you want it, rock: .

Back on topic.

First - Softcore on HBO late night

Last - Asian, I think.

Nyck 06-02-2006 11:17 PM

I remember before all this cable digital tv shit I was maybe 15-16. the porn channel was on reg cable just a higher channel and one glorious evening at 11 pm the gods smiled upon me and it was magically descrambled.

I popped in a vcr tape and pressed record.

I think spent a night of fapping to jenna jameson, chasey lain and various other mid 90s porn

I decided to stay home the next day from school because I was "sick" aka balls drained.

we used to have a cheater box as well when I was 16-17 that got every channel. I used to unhook it from upstairs in theliving room and take it down stairs and fap to playboy or spice

Tripper 06-02-2006 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
I remember before all this cable digital tv shit I was maybe 15-16. the porn channel was on reg cable just a higher channel and one glorious evening at 11 pm the gods smiled upon me and it was magically descrambled.

I popped in a vcr tape and pressed record.

I think spent a night of fapping to jenna jameson, chasey lain and various other mid 90s porn

I decided to stay home the next day from school because I was "sick" aka balls drained.

we used to have a cheater box as well when I was 16-17 that got every channel. I used to unhook it from upstairs in theliving room and take it down stairs and fap to playboy or spice

fuck jesus and the bible - THAT was the 'Greatest Story Ever Told.' biggrin: rock:


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